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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

lmao

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Meta No World Peace

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

:agreed:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


That is what billions of dollars in marketing research came up with OP. You can't argue against it.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven



More like LOL

getting the gently caress in on the ground floor of this trainwreck reporting

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005





gonna obnoxiously correct my family ever time they call it facebook despite not having an account anymore

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





MEAT

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


Someone please take that screen cap and blank meta and let's give Facebook the names it deserves.

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







TEAM

Revins
Nov 2, 2007



op about sums it up yeah

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I just wonder what the First Lady's boobs are up to!


What I find fascinating is Zuck is clearly absolute poo poo at his job and yet he continues to do it instead of spending the rest of his life doing cocaine and hookers on the world's largest yacht.

Like, dude, you could built a floating mansion blimp, or do that genetic engineering project where you de-evolve a chicken into a earlier dinosaurs like they have been talking about doing for a decade, or hunt humans for sport and instead you are like radicalizing grandma into Trump supporting domestic terrorist and having endless meetings about all this evil poo poo you are doing. Please, just like go to Vegas or something.

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***


ETAM

Never meta zuck i liked.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Three Olives posted:

What I find fascinating is Zuck is clearly absolute poo poo at his job and yet he continues to do it instead of spending the rest of his life doing cocaine and hookers on the world's largest yacht.

Like, dude, you could built a floating mansion blimp, or do that genetic engineering project where you de-evolve a chicken into a earlier dinosaurs like they have been talking about doing for a decade, or hunt humans for sport and instead you are like radicalizing grandma into Trump supporting domestic terrorist and having endless meetings about all this evil poo poo you are doing. Please, just like go to Vegas or something.

https://i.imgur.com/bo2QW9x.mp4

ProperCoochie
Oct 11, 2004

In Sicily, carbombs are more dangerous than women.

I swear multimillion dollar rebranding campaigns love M and W so much. I guess there's a lot one could do with a pointy line

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Just call it Metatron

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***



wtf kind of billionaire stands there and eats plain toast.


what kinda rear end in a top hat who isnt a blues brother eats plain toast?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus





Mooey Cow posted:

Just call it Metatron

That's what Zuck calls himself in his head.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Talkc posted:

wtf kind of billionaire stands there and eats plain toast.


what kinda rear end in a top hat who isnt a blues brother eats plain toast?

welcome to the metaverse

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

welcome to the metaverse

I want out,

Mr Wizard get me outta here.....

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

why

the gently caress

edit:
is this a deepfake?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



More like Muck SuckABooger!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus





YeahTubaMike posted:

why

the gently caress

edit:

is this a deepfake?

No this was from his "Im totally a human" campaign when he was courting running for president.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

yo quiero BEEF



YeahTubaMike posted:

is this a deepfake?

nope

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus





https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/1453805031463993346

repiv
Aug 13, 2009



https://files.catbox.moe/k5jfmz.mp4

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


buy my shirt or make yr own

spread the word anyway you can

change starts with you

Only registered members can see post attachments!

kliras
Mar 27, 2021


i'm reading for the posting wars

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


More like metastasis, cause Facebook is a spreading cancer

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Touch Fuzzy, get Spooky



lmao

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Doctor Rope

This is definitely going to make everybody forget about all that stuff they didn't care about anyway

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.





Meta is a bad name

Lister
Apr 23, 2004





Pretty funny how meta got popular as a running joke in a sitcom ten years ago and now a multi-billion dollar global corporation is rebranding itself to that.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus





Thats so meta is about to take on a more sinister meaning.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Talkc posted:

wtf kind of billionaire stands there and eats plain toast.


what kinda rear end in a top hat who isnt a blues brother eats plain toast?

Plain white bread toast is good, get the gently caress out.

eSporks
Jun 10, 2011



It's way too on the nose for Facebook to call itself meta when it's responsible for creating the meta narrative we all live in.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

But "Philip Morris" and "Standard Oil" were just sitting there not being used anymore.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Zil posted:

No this was from his "Im totally a human" campaign when he was courting running for president.


:stare:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I bring my hyperbolic handwringing into every thread I can! No matter how tangential the topic, I'll shoehorn it in there.


Three Olives posted:

What I find fascinating is Zuck is clearly absolute poo poo at his job and yet he continues to do it instead of spending the rest of his life doing cocaine and hookers on the world's largest yacht.

Like, dude, you could built a floating mansion blimp, or do that genetic engineering project where you de-evolve a chicken into a earlier dinosaurs like they have been talking about doing for a decade, or hunt humans for sport and instead you are like radicalizing grandma into Trump supporting domestic terrorist and having endless meetings about all this evil poo poo you are doing. Please, just like go to Vegas or something.

Rich people don't want to believe they're worthless pieces of poo poo who are rich simply because of their good luck even though this is 100% true, so they have to keep "working" in an attempt to prove they're talented human beings who deserve their wealth and everyone else is just a parasite.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




:popeye:

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Oct 28, 2021

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