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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

Speedrunning Oblivion

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Meta Meat

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

but seriously don't do drugs

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






Sid Vicious posted:

but seriously don't do drugs

wtf

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven



Sid Vicious posted:

but seriously don't do drugs

gently caress off dad

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



im straight edging

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

ketameme

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***


stick it in my k-hole

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven



Talkc posted:

stick it in my k-hole

I'll stick it up your k-hole

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

Sid Vicious posted:

but seriously don't do drugs

Wait , don’t or do?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

lol could you img agine if i said don't do drugs for real

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


“18-hour holiday”

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






I like to say "Yo you took too much"

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

boofing the void

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

I'M EXTREMELY MAD KYLE KILLED THE PEDO WHO RAPED 5 BOYS, I CAN'T STOP MELTING DOWN. I STAN FOR THE WHITE GUY PEDO WHO SAYS THE N WORD AND RAPES LITTLE BOYS. WHY DID KYLE HAVE TO KILL THIS LIL ANGEL???

Sid Vicious posted:

Speedrunning Oblivion

What a coincidence, that's what I call my dick.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




I like a lot of drugs but ketamine is one I've never even remotely seen the appeal of, unless 'getting hosed up' is your primary and only consideration

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




I like a lot of drugs but ketamine is one I've never even remotely seen the appeal of, unless 'getting hosed up' is your primary and only consideration

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




I could swear double posts used to be impossible


maybe I never escaped that khole I went into when I was 17 and I'm going to wake up and not have lived my life yet. this glitch revealed it to me.

god if only can you imagine

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Sid Vicious posted:

but seriously don't do drugs

sid i've never had contempt for you in the past but:

shut the gently caress up

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Sid Vicious posted:

lol could you img agine if i said don't do drugs for real

whoops phew i take back my previous post

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






I like a lot of drugs but ketamine is one I've never even remotely seen the appeal of, unless 'getting hosed up' is your primary and only consideration

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Wtf yo I took too much

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

this just in, pizza hut releases new drug-filled calzone called the k'zone

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003


:catdrugs:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Mozi posted:

this just in, pizza hut releases new drug-filled calzone called the k'zone

Fucky k’zone

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003


ketamine fried chicken

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



is free if boof?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Sid Vicious posted:

but seriously don't do drugs


I'd rather stick anchovies in my ears

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

"K holes" aren't good enough for ya anymore?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



I was at Electric Forest with some friends and we had our hammocks up in an area that wasn't specifically dedicated to hammocks, and a volunteer came to ask us to leave. One of my friends had just taken a not-insignificant amount of ketamine. Not k-hole level, but more than plenty. The rest of us were just on acid or mushrooms or whatever and were like "yeah, we know" and hopped out and packed our hammocks up. Ketamine friend had a different interaction with the volunteer, something like this:

Volunteer: Hey man, this isn't a hammock zone, I need you to get down.

Friend: Okay. I will.

Volunteer: I need you to move man.

Friend: Okay. Just give me a minute.

Volunteer: Come on man, you can't have your hammock here. All your friends are already down.

Friend: Yeah, but right now my legs aren't listening to my brain.

Volunteer (being a volunteer at a music festival, had realized what was going on): Alright I'll come check on you in fifteen.

A few minutes later Friend had gotten over the hump and was able to get out and pack his poo poo up and we never saw the volunteer again.

Anyway, that's my ketamine story thanks for reading.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005



"K? K is for horses!" - cool drug dad

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




I'm high on life
And a $60 kilo of pure kratom leaf I blended into a delicious milkshake

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Doctor Rope

If taking too much ketamine is falling into a k-hole is drinking too much falling into an a-hole?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

If taking too much ketamine is falling into a k-hole is drinking too much falling into an a-hole?

:imunfunny:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





stop saying "karkhole"!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Bad Purchase posted:

stop saying "karkhole"!

No, I was saying "cock pole" but I had a cock pole in my mouth

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





you are forgiven

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



I like a lot of drugs but ketamine is one I've never even remotely seen the appeal of, unless 'getting hosed up' is your primary and only consideration

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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!


I'm K

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