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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The only functional difference between protestant evangelicals and conservative Catholics is that the Catholics are literate

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


this is actually how they used to cure syphilis, with malaria.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Ardennes posted:

How does Xanax mix with vodka?

I used to be terrified of flying so I got a xanax once for a Chicago-Vienna flight. We got bumped to business class and got pre-flight champagne. I was unaware of the interaction. Anyway when I woke up we were taxiing in Vienna.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


THEN WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE SENATE YOU DUMB OLD BAG

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


gently caress YOU HE HAS MORE AUTHORITY TO CANCEL IT THAN HE DOES TO OPEN BORDER CONCENTARTION CAMPS!!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Nothus posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1471195557406609409?s=20

loving lol. The dems might not even exist as a party after this.

"post-pandemic"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

vyelkin posted:

really seems to me like 40% of voters are ride or die for the dems no matter what, 40% of voters are ride or die for the republicans no matter what, and the remaining 20% just hate whoever is currently in charge because nobody ever improves material conditions

drat that's very inciteful

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Smythe posted:

goon project: create a bonafide labor party that supplants both of these losers and ushers in a thousand years of socialist utopia

uhm we have a DSA therad already?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


lol this is exactly what Hoover thought

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I appreciate how the caricature captured the nature of his melty fat face

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Mayor Dave posted:

In August?! Jfc the Dems are a MESS

he has to finish the term, otherwise decisions will be lost 6-2 instead of 6-3

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Excelzior posted:

in 2022 I will destroy the democrats with a mighty Makankōsappō

ironically, special beam cannon is the Russian code name for the device

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

vyelkin posted:

Yesterday I announced that, as president, I will give a birthday lollipop to the children of Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities.

she was so proud of that and thought it was an incredible mic drop policy

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Ocean Book posted:

lf ruled. sorry if you missed out

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006





love that they're just going over there sucking dicks instead of doing literally anything to help us


most importent election ever coming up btw

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

"wow look at all these billions of dollars we gave this apartheid country. also you can't have the tax credit you'll use it on drugs"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

gonna rule when Biden slips below Trump's post-Jan 6th approval

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


weird you stop giving poor people money and they're poor again

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

extremely senile man reading Judgement of Solomon: "So we cut the impoverished child in half?"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Vomik posted:

liberals are to be judged like jazz not by the policies they pass, but the policies they don't pass

I thought it was because it sucks and you get called racist for not liking it

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

ikanreed posted:

Realistic means poor people die. I never put it together, but that's literally what it means

crucially not of drug overdoses though, Manchin's red line was making sure the tax credit ended. Because they're all on drugs *runs over protestors with a Maserati*

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Iron Crowned posted:

Drug overdoses are a preventable stain on America

Death by being poor is their own dammed fault and they should have bootstrapped better.

its the old adage of "people who starve under communism starved because of communism. People who starve under capitalism are just lazy or something"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Jabronie posted:



Despite my efforts I'm still on their mailing lists and get the saddest emailers. Your own voters see right through this Access to healthcare poo poo and don't even accidently vote for it in the poll.

where is forgiving studen loans

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Malaise Forever

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

she has big pale veiny irish boobs, op

it's like seeing a car crash

please do not besmirch Jen Pstacki

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


this is up there with legalizing weed as the most obviously good policies democrats could pursue to just immediately win an election, which is of course why they won't do it.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

its amazing how loving old Biden looks, he's not even 80 yet and looks 100.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

empty whippet box posted:

"I suppose you'd rather trump was president?"

"yes lol"

bitch gave me like 3 grand more than Biden

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


abe simpson rear end president

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


here's an easy solution: tell Manchin that coal jobs will be replaced by nuclear, and if he votes against it, they'll put WV's ration of enriched uranium on his yacht.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

fast cars loose anus posted:

I mean the most telling thing there is that they have "a Gen Z whisperer" and not, like, some actually Gen Z people who like them and will help them

e: Did their plan to pay people to go out and bother others get discussed here because lol
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/04/08/democrats-spread-organizing-strategy-that-flipped-georgia-to-other-states-00023892

why would young people not love them *refinances mortgage to pay off student loans*

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

the best part is where they say it’s super unfair to Feinstein because of all the senile and incompetent men they’ve also kept around in the legislature for way too long

I mean, look at the president. Why go after her and not him. Must be sexist.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Thad Cochran was completely gone and had to have his aids tell him how to vote every time. He eventually retired in what I assume was the result of McConnell pulling a gun on him, then he died like 3 months later.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


lmao

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


can't afford any more covid tests though

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Wolfy posted:

Little late in the game for this one

there is still time to embed ducklo

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


they should ask feinstein again today

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


lmao

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Jennis pls

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


wow, kids in cages? I didn't know that, I'm hearing this for the first time.

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