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Now that Halloween is over, you probably have some loose candy laying around, or if not you at probably least have some candy opinions, so vent about em here. Everlasting Gobstoppers: 2/10 What the gently caress even are these things? They're basically just rocks. Even when you finally crunch em there's no fuckin flavor at all, gently caress these things. Charleston Chew: 5/10 Fine. Whatever. It's like the candy equivalent of ocean sounds playing in the background. Yorks Peppermint Patty: 7/10 Pretty dece. Refreshing. Can't eat a lot of em tho. Jelly Belly jelly beans: 9/10 Idk who gave these things out to my kid but God Bless You.
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Canadian ratings, I guess: Aero: 4/10 it's "just ok" chocolate with air bubbles in it, meaning you get less chocolate overall. -1 from baseline due to that psyop Big Turk: 7/10 another weird candy bar. gummi covered in a thin layer of chocolate. best of both gummi and chocolate worlds but best if savored and allowed to melt in your mouth. -1 point for no fun size either, -2 points for being intolerable for months by the time you finish one Caramilk: 8/10 caramel fill chocolate. often imitated by weird charity chocolate but rarely matched. point deductions because they won't tell me how the caramel gets in there. syringe? Coffee Crisp: 9/10 chocolate and wafers (3 baseline), mild (+1) coffee (+1) flavor, often hated by children and left for adults to enjoy (+2). not overly sweet (+1) and available fun-sized (+1) Crispy Crunch: 2/10 this is hard candy with a light layer of chocolate over it. cloyingly sweet, only tolerable as a fun-sized and only if you bite clean through rather than savor/let chocolate melt. sticks to your teeth real bad. besides fun-sized boost saving it from zero. it is a passable dairy queen blizzard flavor Crunchie: 4/10 honeycomb toffee covered with chocolate. interesting melt in your mouth texture experience. gets worse as you get older but faster than most things. also can stick to your teeth real bad Eat-More: 9/10 insane candy bar for weirdos. soft chocolate flavored toffee with chopped peanuts densely saturating it. and yet- incredibly satisfying. -1 point for no fun-sized offering Mr. Big: 6/10 it's pretty big. i guess. it's like oh henry but with crispy rice instead of that toffee-like stuff. fairly light and less sickening than some other choco bars. Smarties: 5/10 no one hates smarties. used to be a psyop to eat the red one last, but they are all identically flavored so who cares Sour Patch Kids 0/10 penny candy that has invert and sour sugar coatings, ruining it Kenny Logins fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Nov 1, 2021 |
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Nov 1, 2021 18:41
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my 10/10 candy is mounds. idk i like coconut
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Nov 1, 2021 18:42
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Black Licorice: 10/10. Delightfully delicious and it blocks serum testosterone. Candy Corn: 8/10 because gently caress you that's why Gummi Bears: the gently caress do I even have to rate them? They're good, pigfucker Nougat: a complete hoax. Sell your lies elsewhere. Reese's Pieces: 10/10 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups: 7/10 would be higher but it always sticks to the paper and this displeases me Necco wafers: gently caress off Now & Laters: how about never. In the bin. Nerds: turn on your monitor lol
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Nov 1, 2021 18:48
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Zagnut: 10 Zero: 10 Payday: 10 Snickers: 10
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Nov 1, 2021 18:51
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candy corn / pumpkins 7/10 soft circus peanuts 8/10 hard circus peanuts 4/10 wunderbars 10/10 coffee crisp 9/10 reese’s anythings 12/10
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Nov 1, 2021 18:52
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prefect posted:Zagnut: 10 gently caress yeah zeros!!!!!
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Nov 1, 2021 18:52
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I'll make the miro board
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Nov 1, 2021 18:52
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mediaphage posted:gently caress yeah zeros!!!!! man i love them they were like a weird exotic bar as a kid because they were white
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Nov 1, 2021 18:53
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animist posted:my 10/10 candy is mounds. idk i like coconut love me some big mounds
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Nov 1, 2021 18:53
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AnimeIsTrash posted:love me some big mounds almond joy's got nuts
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Nov 1, 2021 18:55
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not a mounds man myself though haystacks were a common holiday sight at family events
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Nov 1, 2021 18:55
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S-tier: sour patch kids, sour punch straws, caramel apple pops A-tier: milky way, baby ruth, 100 grand, sweet tarts B-tier: snickers, reese's cups, almond joy, jolly ranchers C-tier: any mostly-plain chocolate (preference for nuts), mounds poo poo-tier: pretty much everythign else that's the definitive list. go ahead and close the thread
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Nov 1, 2021 18:56
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Mounds - 8/10 - come around to these as an adult, solid Reeses Peanut Butter Cups - 5 to 10/10 - these always get hosed up in the candy bag and like smashed in half, however, top tier snack if whole
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Nov 1, 2021 18:59
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candy - 10/10 - it can be sweet, it can be sour, hell it can even be salty. candy -- 'it tastes great!' better not eat too much of it or you'll get a stomach ache of course 
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Nov 1, 2021 19:01
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Haribo Gummi Bears: 9/10 gently caress yes, perfect, love these things. Black Forest Gummi Bears: 4/10 What the gently caress. Just floppy, no body at all, too sweet. Bitch bears for dumb idiots.
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Nov 1, 2021 19:02
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lol if you don't buy at least seven dollar single origin chocolate what's wrong with you poors
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:S-tier: sour patch kids, sour punch straws, caramel apple pops
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Nov 1, 2021 19:03
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Kenny Logins posted:sour candy is for tricking children with and not intended to be actually consumed
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Nov 1, 2021 19:03
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some of my canadian candies are shared with the brits and: i don't care
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Nov 1, 2021 19:04
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these ones based on this very real thing that definitely happened near me
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Nov 1, 2021 19:04
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Kenny Logins posted:some of my canadian candies are shared with the brits and: i don't care i have got to try some of that coffee crisp one of these days. i had tim tams a while back, and they were excellent
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Nov 1, 2021 19:05
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Anything with that "hot" cinnamon flavor like Red Hots: 3/10 This tastes like hazmat. People honestly deliberately put this in their mouth?
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Nov 1, 2021 19:05
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rotor posted:Anything with that "hot" cinnamon flavor like Red Hots: 3/10 
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Nov 1, 2021 19:06
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prefect posted:i have got to try some of that coffee crisp one of these days. i had tim tams a while back, and they were excellent
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Nov 1, 2021 19:08
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prefect posted:Snickers: 10
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Nov 1, 2021 19:09
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Endless Mike posted:these ones based on this very real thing that definitely happened near me love to hand out a sixty dollar bag of gummies to each child that visits my house
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Nov 1, 2021 19:10
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jersey milk can absolutely gently caress off. it's just boring chocolate leftover from better candy bars. dasani of the chocolate game
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Nov 1, 2021 19:11
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Kenny Logins posted:jersey milk can absolutely gently caress off. it's just boring chocolate leftover from better candy bars. dasani of the chocolate game what the gently caress 
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Nov 1, 2021 19:15
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ill take you to the candy shop. ill let you lick the lollipop.
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Nov 1, 2021 19:16
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Truman Peyote posted:ill take you to the candy shop. ill let you lick the lollipop. mods please make this the background audio of this thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nE2spOw_o
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Nov 1, 2021 19:17
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bad candy dot come
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Nov 1, 2021 19:19
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Kenny Logins posted:sour candy is for tricking children with and not intended to be actually consumed clown comment.
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Nov 1, 2021 19:19
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man i can eat honestly disgusting amounts of chocolate peanut butter anything. like i can easily eat a pound sitting at my in-laws at christmas
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Nov 1, 2021 19:23
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rotor posted:what the gently caress they are a milk and dairy company so i’m assuming they’re showcasing jersey cow milk with the name either way not too surprised the chocolate is mediocre as a result
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Nov 1, 2021 19:26
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i have now seen that tony's chocolonely stuff in the grocery store and at a gas station convenience store, which is pretty cool. the name seems like it would be tough to sell to anyone
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Nov 1, 2021 19:27
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rotor posted:what the gently caress prefect posted:i have now seen that tony's chocolonely stuff in the grocery store and at a gas station convenience store, which is pretty cool. the name seems like it would be tough to sell to anyone
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Nov 1, 2021 19:30
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I love the nestle crunch bar but I never see it around any more. Reese's is always good. I saw they started putting mini-pieces in the candy bars. Need to see if that's any good. e: Take Five is an all-time favorite too.
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Nov 1, 2021 19:32
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rotor posted:Jelly Belly jelly beans: 9/10 transphobes, sorry to be the one to tell you this
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i like the vanilla tootsie rolls.
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