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Canadian ratings, I guess: Aero: 4/10 it's "just ok" chocolate with air bubbles in it, meaning you get less chocolate overall. -1 from baseline due to that psyop Big Turk: 7/10 another weird candy bar. gummi covered in a thin layer of chocolate. best of both gummi and chocolate worlds but best if savored and allowed to melt in your mouth. -1 point for no fun size either, -2 points for being intolerable for months by the time you finish one Caramilk: 8/10 caramel fill chocolate. often imitated by weird charity chocolate but rarely matched. point deductions because they won't tell me how the caramel gets in there. syringe? Coffee Crisp: 9/10 chocolate and wafers (3 baseline), mild (+1) coffee (+1) flavor, often hated by children and left for adults to enjoy (+2). not overly sweet (+1) and available fun-sized (+1) Crispy Crunch: 2/10 this is hard candy with a light layer of chocolate over it. cloyingly sweet, only tolerable as a fun-sized and only if you bite clean through rather than savor/let chocolate melt. sticks to your teeth real bad. besides fun-sized boost saving it from zero. it is a passable dairy queen blizzard flavor Crunchie: 4/10 honeycomb toffee covered with chocolate. interesting melt in your mouth texture experience. gets worse as you get older but faster than most things. also can stick to your teeth real bad Eat-More: 9/10 insane candy bar for weirdos. soft chocolate flavored toffee with chopped peanuts densely saturating it. and yet- incredibly satisfying. -1 point for no fun-sized offering Mr. Big: 6/10 it's pretty big. i guess. it's like oh henry but with crispy rice instead of that toffee-like stuff. fairly light and less sickening than some other choco bars. Smarties: 5/10 no one hates smarties. used to be a psyop to eat the red one last, but they are all identically flavored so who cares Sour Patch Kids 0/10 penny candy that has invert and sour sugar coatings, ruining it Kenny Logins fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Nov 1, 2021 |
# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 18:41 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:S-tier: sour patch kids, sour punch straws, caramel apple pops
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:03 |
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some of my canadian candies are shared with the brits and: i don't care
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:04 |
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rotor posted:Anything with that "hot" cinnamon flavor like Red Hots: 3/10
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:06 |
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prefect posted:i have got to try some of that coffee crisp one of these days. i had tim tams a while back, and they were excellent
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:08 |
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prefect posted:Snickers: 10
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:09 |
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jersey milk can absolutely gently caress off. it's just boring chocolate leftover from better candy bars. dasani of the chocolate game
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:11 |
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Roosevelt posted:wonka bottle caps; delightful round wafer candies that dissolve in your mouth and taste like soda. cherry, grape, cola, root beer, and orange flavors. somewhat uncommon. 10/10
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:38 |
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is there any greater lacuna between proposal and reality than gushers. they were almost always smashed to hell and leaking.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:39 |
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sesame snaps: 4/10 delicious sesame flavor and texture but sticks to your teeth and the binding honey or w/e is noxiously sweet. for real sesame heads only
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:43 |
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mediaphage posted:wunderbar: 10/10
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:53 |
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Shaggar posted:butterfingers are s-tier
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 19:59 |
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peanut m&ms are at least perma s-tier
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 20:01 |
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at one point i enjoyed a good three musketeers. i bet the original with three kinds of nougat or w/e was better though
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 20:28 |
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graph posted:i think it was a fun size twix from some receptionists desk
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 22:19 |
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rotor posted:it seems sort of obvious to me why there isn't a smaller version of an Eat-More
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 22:20 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:pass my regards to your mother while I'm reminded
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 23:26 |
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fritz posted:Sometimes a person simply needs a big ol' box of jujyfruit to chew on.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 02:31 |
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mediaphage posted:what about traditional home candies in the vein of a candy bar confectionery device
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 14:59 |
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i prefer qualitative candy heuristics to quantitative candy evaluation methodologies
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 15:02 |
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how is australian licorice (flavor irrelevant) just so much better than regular kind
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 12:38 |
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mediaphage posted:anyway some good alternatives to black licorice
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 16:14 |
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fart simpson posted:oh thank you kenneth
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 18:20 |
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4 minutes. well done
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 19:04 |
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mediaphage posted:pretty sure i would eat anything even tangentially related to reese’s
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 21:40 |
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i always remember an old mad (or cracked) magazine parody of candy bars, as almond joy was almost joy (made of joy dish detergent)
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 22:17 |
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Roosevelt posted:i like twizzler nibs. i don't like the regular twizzler "licorice" but the nibs are special
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 23:32 |
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Achmed Jones posted:can we talk more about soft boiled eggs please. they're fuckin good and should count as candy
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 00:50 |
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mediaphage posted:i guarantee i could eat one cup by myself while watching movies
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 23:25 |
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3 musketeers are, admittedly, chocolate charleston chew but for old people with dentures
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 21:11 |