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Cadbury bars: 8-9/10 assuming you can find people who give them away whole and not in split chunks hastiy shoved into ziplocs and Fruit and Nut rules ok Tootsie Rolls (standard flavor): 9/10 Tootsie Rolls (any other flavor): 0/10, they're like weak-rear end Starbursts in a turd format Mr. Goodbar: 5/10 for fun size, meh for any other size Candy Cigarettes: 7/10 if you can find them any more, 8/10 for the ones you could blow into peoples faces and blind them with confectionery sugar SkyBars: 10/10 if you can find freshly made ones muthafucking haw flakes in those little life-savers canisters: 10/10 Nestle Crunch (fun size): 5/10 because people either re-gift these so when you open them up they're gray or buy so many they wind up sitting in a drawer for a year
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I would demolish boxes full of Halvah Jell Bars regularly but had to stop when my pancreas and kidneys cried 'Hold, no more'
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fart simpson posted:the communist party organization in my neighborhood used to organize a trick or treat event for kids, you could sign up to be a candy giver and your apartment number would go up on the list. but i dont think its happened the past 2 years. sad! they did something called 'trunk or treat' near me where everyone just drove to a shady parking lot with candy in their trunks and kids visited whomever seemed the least sinister
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Gentle Autist posted:sorry friends but american candy is kind of trash. you're not an rear end in a top hat, just someone evidently spoiled by European candy if you do a blind taste test with a Cadbury and a Hersheys an American will always pick the Hersheys because its boring but familiar a British guy will favor the Cadbury a French guy will spit out both and claim you tried to poison him
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rotor posted:speaking of, anyone ever just eat a bouillon cube? nah but I think eating spoonfuls of straight vegemite, no bread or crackers will do the same thing
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Skybars FTW four different ways to death by diabeetus
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