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I really can't stand Christmas but every year I look forward to Secret Satan. I have sent some winner and looser gifts. I don't judge the gifts I just Iike the fact that a bunch of weirdo's send some weird or practical stuff every December. Hail Santa Hail Santan Hail Friends Stinkypete
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Last 24 hours (well more like 18) Get in or die regretfully
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Nov 28, 2021 09:28
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OK, closed. Closing the thread while I work my magic. Do not disturb, ferryman at work.
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Nov 29, 2021 09:14
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Right. Emails are out. Names are sent. If something doesn't look right - if you've got an international name when you asked not to, get in touch with me directly. If I've mistakenly sent you your own details, get in touch with me directly. If I've sent you a blank email, get in touch with me directly. If you can't think of an idea and want someone else to do the hard yards for you, forget it. Hmmm, got it down to two hours. I'm getting faster.
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Nov 29, 2021 10:58
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My lucky person has a couple of things inbound from Amazon, and one coming from NZ that will take a bit longer to arrive.
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Nov 29, 2021 11:14
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I hope you spread some holiday This is the first time since 2015 that I couldn't sign up to get something. Living out of a hotel. Better luck next year, I suppose. As they say in France and the cooler parts of Canada, c'est la vie
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Nov 29, 2021 16:20
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Hope my Santee likes scorpions. And if they don’t, that their local hospital is well stocked with antivenin. Putting together something that I hope they’ll like! It’s scorpions.
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Nov 30, 2021 01:48
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So I realize now that I'm dumb and drunkenly provided feedback to TF on the Secret Santa event itself in my email rather than saying anything about what kind of gifts I like. But I'm basically just in this to see what kind of dumb/funny poo poo people send so go with whatever.
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Nov 30, 2021 02:39
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You..... did? *checks* No you didn't, you're fine
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Nov 30, 2021 02:42
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Well, it was just a joke about the thread name rather than any useful information, which in retrospect makes a lot more sense. 
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Wingnut Ninja posted:So I realize now that I'm dumb and drunkenly provided feedback to TF on the Secret Santa event itself in my email rather than saying anything about what kind of gifts I like. But I'm basically just in this to see what kind of dumb/funny poo poo people send so go with whatever. Don’t worry, I didn’t get you the XL butting.
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Nov 30, 2021 03:35
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SHOT ONE FIRING FOR EFFECT
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Nov 30, 2021 06:32
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SECRET SATAN GIFTING FOR AFFECT
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Nov 30, 2021 22:35
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I love all of yall Still Gifting for effect Why do I know about that term from Artillery stuff?
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goat guy your present is inbound Love you dude I love all of you galls N guys this year. I have covid so no snazzy gifts this year sorry dude.
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Dec 5, 2021 04:00
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Gifts on their way.
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Dec 7, 2021 00:55
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I’ve learned two disconcerting things today: 1. Santa works for the NSA; 2. There are official NSA branded Christmas ornaments   Thanks, REDACTED, and merry Christmas!
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Dec 7, 2021 01:13
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My gifts are dumb as gently caress this year, but not as imaginative
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Dec 7, 2021 03:45
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I’ve been informed that the package I previously posted wasn’t from my actual GIP Secret Satan
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Dec 7, 2021 19:23
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lol. lmao.
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Dec 7, 2021 19:29
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AUF DEM WEG 
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Dec 9, 2021 02:42
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My santeees stuff is in the mail! Let's pray to the APO gods that it gets there before MLK day.
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Dec 9, 2021 10:00
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My package has encountered the first input-filter on its way to success. Hoping the fine government employees of Frankfurt airport customs look kindly upon my shipment.
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Dec 9, 2021 20:24
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I just received a package from Amazon US containing Chinese made foam “bulge enhancement” underwear inserts. Is it one of you fucks?
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Dec 12, 2021 20:38
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I was wondering when you'd see it, said it was delivered a couple days ago. You're welcome.
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Dec 12, 2021 20:45
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Oh I ordered you something else too but when it arrived I decided I wanted it (also shipping is even more outrageous this year): Referencing: https://youtu.be/mLvYWhdaJk4
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Dec 13, 2021 02:24
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Here’s pictures as requested: PENIS ENLARGING BULGE PADDING FOR JOCK STRAP  I mean it works  But like… thanks, Twofings. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 13, 2021 02:49
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For fucks sake I clicked that spoiler. I think you gave me Full Blown AIDS. Sick bulge game tho. Real big dick bois wear silkies and socks in their Grindr profile pics though, that’s where the sickest bulge game this side of a bus terminal comes from.
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Dec 13, 2021 06:12
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Twenty minutes ago, I posted about probably driving down to the store to have a look at a Switch Pro Controller because I was super bummed about not having motion sensor support in my Xbox controller with the 8bitdo-dongle.Duzzy Funlop posted:I'm kinda bummed now that I didn't grab a DS4 last year to play controller-games on my PC. Looked up if the store had controllers in stock and started getting ready to leave. Ten minutes ago, my doorbell rings. It's an Amazon package with gift-wrapped content and a note. "Oh sweet, my secret santa gift is here already, looking forward to opening it later and posting it in the thread", I think, while continuing to get ready to leave for the store. Just before leaving, I figure I'll grab the cardboard box to throw it out on the way to my car. What's that, there's another envelope in the box? Cool, another handwritten note from my Santa, I think. Ah shucks, it's just the shipping/purchase receipt Amazon jammed in there. WAIT WHAT? IT loving SAYS "NINTENDO SWITCH PRO CONTROLLER", ARE YOU loving KIDDING?  The timing was so incredible I was literally spooked for a second, looking around to see if I was being watched or monitored. Guess my Satan was reading through the GiP Gaming thread last week. I can't remember the last time I was this elated about a gift being EXACTLY what I wanted, even though I'm still a bit shaken about essentially "making a wish" and having that wish miraculously granted TEN loving MINUTES LATER. Thank you so much, anonymous Satan. Looking forward a lot to part 2 of my package. 
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Woooo box came in today! APO roughed up the box and it was taped up to hell, buuut: Everything looks like it made it.  Very soft hoodie, nice shirt, doggo toy, plum jam, TV killer (will use it at work for the fox News folks), and a hand painted dick butt!  Kraken approved!
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Dec 14, 2021 08:47
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Yay, glad it made it! Hail Satan and merry Christmas! I had to change the box twice and I forgot to put a letter in it. The hoodie is from my favorite local brewery and the Sandhill Plum jelly is a Kansas treat. The dickbutt is from exclusive 2021 limited edition gallery showing I did behind the Denny's by the overpass, enjoy!
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Twenty minutes ago, I posted about probably driving down to the store to have a look at a Switch Pro Controller because I was super bummed about not having motion sensor support in my Xbox controller with the 8bitdo-dongle. LOL I definitely didn’t write the word “goodies” on my note. Amazon cleaned that up a bit before printing it out. I am glad the timing on the controller was good. I did read about your recent Switch purchase and figured you’d be needing a better controller than the one that comes with. There is one more package on its way from California. It just seemed silly to ship the controller twice.
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Hekk posted:LOL I definitely didn’t write the word “goodies” on my note. Amazon cleaned that up a bit before printing it out. I am glad the timing on the controller was good. I did read about your recent Switch purchase and figured you’d be needing a better controller than the one that comes with. My goon, you've made this secret satan the best one yet. Much loving obliged! I even get to return the 8bitdo dongle so in addition to saving me 50 Euroubles I would have spent if your package had arrived only 20 minutes later, I now get 20 of them sweet Euroubles back. And I've already played like 7 hours of BotW with the the Pro Controller and it may be the greatest handheld I've ever had (especially considering the added functionality it has over the Xbone controller). I no longer feel stupid for spending 45,99 on shipping just for getting an SS gift to its target location.
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poo poo like this is why I make the effort every year
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Mine is on the way as well, a bit late due to some life happening.
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So looks like my santee should get a gift or two from santa's amazon account today, I have to pack up a couple more and get them out today or tomorrow. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GivingBothBrahmanbull-mobile.mp4
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Hey stinkypete your gift is shown as received, did you get it?
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I'm sad to miss out this year but it was impractical due to all my work travel. Can't wait to see some awful gifts. Also Ataxerxes did you ever get something for attempt two at international finnish post last year? I think it got so turned around that the thread was closed by the time the shipping finally claimed it had arrived.
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I wasn't very creative with weird goony stuff, but hopefully the bottles arrived intact.
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