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Nov 13, 2021 01:28
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Hark see the balls Sweet porcine balls Turd perched atop As he eats slop
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Nov 13, 2021 01:38
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Hostile V posted:Hark see the balls I'll do one of the rounds of this!
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Nov 13, 2021 02:55
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These are all great! If anyone wants to give voice to them feel free. The November chills are setting in so I won't be in singing condition for a while.
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Nov 13, 2021 11:44
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Hark see the balls Sweet porcine balls Turd perched atop As he eats slop Posting that pic Is a sure trick To bring a smile Even one mild Full speed ahead (background: Post, pig) Spice up a thread (background: Poop, balls) Rejoice and post (background: Post, pig) From every coast (background: Poop, balls) Frozen in time Perfect, sublime Never to fall Cradled by balls It could be worse Pics truly cursed Laugh with the joke Still not yet broke Absurdity Fills threads with glee Perfect yet plain It still remains Hi-def pics of piggy piggy poop balls Hi-def pics of piggy piggy poop balls Make sure you send Post without end Find a new thread Ensure the spread Repeat as needed. Not the slickest thing, if anyone wants to gussy it up or critique it go ahead, I would also love to do a round for this and/or take responsibility for putting this thing together. Mostly I'm looking for something more substantial and interesting to replace the "Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas" part.
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Nov 14, 2021 02:38
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Can we just be clear that there a 2 big pig balls pics: one with a poop on the balls one in a homemade farm cart and a happy man driving (no poop) It's the second scrotograph on the album cover Nothing against either being lyrical inspiration! Just want to make sure everyone is aware of both
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Nov 14, 2021 07:09
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simplefish posted:Can we just be clear that there a 2 big pig balls pics: "But do you recall... the most famous big pig balls of all?"
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Nov 14, 2021 14:43
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Grammarchist posted:"But do you recall... the most famous big pig balls of all?" poo poo, even I'd do a poor man's Dean Martin and sing this. simplefish posted:Can we just be clear that there a 2 big pig balls pics: Technically 3, since there IS a non-poop pic of poop balls pig. That's the weirdest loving thing I've written in at least a week. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Nov 14, 2021 |
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Nov 14, 2021 15:23
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"Merry Christmas! Pig balls were full!"
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Nov 14, 2021 15:54
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Grammarchist posted:"Merry Christmas! Pig balls were full!" "Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with balls the size of a pig's, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
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Nov 14, 2021 15:56
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Grammarchist posted:"But do you recall... the most famous big pig balls of all?" My vote for this year's album title.
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Nov 14, 2021 16:40
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sporklift posted:My vote for this year's album title. Lean Shartin' Sings the Shits.
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Nov 14, 2021 17:48
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Kristopher Kringle says hello Based on real events. For legal reasons I have to specify that the products listed in the song may not be available at John Lewis stores. Gift-semane (from the hit musical Jesus, Christmas at the Office Is Stressful) https://soundcloud.com/stanley-swanson-150846885/gift-semane I don't know if I have another song idea in me after this one, but as always, I'm open for collaborations. Paladinus fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Nov 14, 2021 |
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Nov 14, 2021 18:37
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Paladinus posted:Kristopher Kringle says hello Needs some switch flipped for it to be downloadable, I think.
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Nov 14, 2021 19:53
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Flipperwaldt posted:Hell yeah, stellar! Oops, fixed now.
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Nov 14, 2021 19:56
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noob question but has there been a methodology perfected over the years for selecting a good sleighbell sample?
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Nov 14, 2021 23:22
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Lean Shartin' Sings the Shits. Nice.
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Nov 14, 2021 23:28
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Scud Hansen posted:noob question but has there been a methodology perfected over the years for selecting a good sleighbell sample? What helps is if you know the tempo of your song, and then you can find long samples with different bpms. If they matches exactly, you can take the closest and stretch it.
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Nov 14, 2021 23:33
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I find it most convenient to go through what YouTube has to offer and to rip the audio with youtube-dlg. For some reason people will post audio samples on it, and obviously also karaoke versions and instrument tutorial versions of songs that you can use wholesale.
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Nov 14, 2021 23:56
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Strero mix it into audacity if you don't want to do youtube downloaders.
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Nov 15, 2021 00:44
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Scud Hansen posted:noob question but has there been a methodology perfected over the years for selecting a good sleighbell sample? I think I threw some coins into a can and then pitch shifted it. In hindsight that was too much effort. Here was an idea I had for the cover. I am bad at GIMP. Maybe the cart/pig should have more Christmas lights? Edit: Cleaned up the image a little. In my mind's eye I had a Thomas Kinkady type of painting of the manger in the distance with the star of Bethlehem shining over it. 
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Nov 15, 2021 03:08
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sporklift posted:I think I threw some coins into a can and then pitch shifted it. In hindsight that was too much effort. could have used more poo poo on the pig balls. Other than that, perfection
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Nov 15, 2021 03:33
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sporklift posted:I think I threw some coins into a can and then pitch shifted it. In hindsight that was too much effort. Maybe with an appropriate Bible verse or something to drive home the Bethlehem imagery in the background. Proverbs 11:22 "As a ring of gold in a swine’s snout So is a beautiful woman who lacks discretion." Mark 5:12 The demons implored Him, saying, “Send us into the swine so that we may enter them.”
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Nov 15, 2021 04:07
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Paladinus posted:Gift-semane (from the hit musical Jesus, Christmas at the Office Is Stressful) I didn't listen to all of this, but it's wonderful. Mumpy Puffinz posted:could have used more poo poo on the pig balls. Other than that, perfection I'd have put a star on its tail. Scud Hansen posted:noob question but has there been a methodology perfected over the years for selecting a good sleighbell sample? Did you try https://freesound.org/ to find one? I can't remember if that's where I found the sleigh bells for Santa Reads the Uniform Commercial Code, but it has them. Now, all that said, for some reason I got it in my head to do a Christmas version of Ghost Ride the Whip. It's only a spark of an idea, but I think there may be something very, very wrong with me.
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Nov 15, 2021 05:04
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Thanks for the responses. I was spending a little too much time trying to trim and gently caress about with a sample, so finding one that's closer to my tempo already is a good idea. If I make something I'll post it so you can all regret helping me.
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Nov 15, 2021 05:09
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Scud Hansen posted:Thanks for the responses. I was spending a little too much time trying to trim and gently caress about with a sample, so finding one that's closer to my tempo already is a good idea. I'm a lawyer clown. I do not regret my evil. Also, Ghost Ride the Whip parody title: Sleigh Ride the Gift. It's terrible and the more i think about it the more I'm going to have to do it.
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Nov 15, 2021 06:28
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I’ve been trying for years to finish the lyrics to Come On And Ride It (The Sleigh).
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Nov 15, 2021 06:56
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ManiacClown posted:It's terrible and the more i think about it the more I'm going to have to do it. I want to hear it now so you'll have to.
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Nov 15, 2021 07:10
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Can anyone get involved in this? say.... hypothetically you are in a terrible punk band??? (with thicc skin)
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Nov 15, 2021 09:40
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Raxkor posted:Can anyone get involved in this? say.... hypothetically you are in a terrible punk band??? (with thicc skin)
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Nov 15, 2021 14:22
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Flipperwaldt posted:Yes! This is all about having a go. Any genre, any level of musical or technical ability, any length, any tenuous tie in to the holidays season. You upload a thing you made, you're a winner. This is going in the OP. Sage advice that I try and get out, year after year. Just. Post.
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Nov 15, 2021 14:27
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My pandemic hobby has been music production and online collaboration so I intend to contribute something finally this year! I just saw the thread and have made no plans but PM me if you have a cool idea and we'll make it happen. I mainly do guitars, banjo, and mandolin and my wife plays drums, accordion, and anything with keys and we both sing when needed.
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Nov 15, 2021 17:49
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oh, man, i have always wanted to be part of these but have never had a good idea until finally this year Kristopher Kringle says hello! i present: All I WAP For Christmas is You (flac)
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Nov 15, 2021 17:52
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I definitely want to make something again this year. Last year was so fun
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Nov 16, 2021 00:11
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CaptainViolence posted:oh, man, i have always wanted to be part of these but have never had a good idea until finally this year Kristopher Kringle says hello! instant classic
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Nov 16, 2021 00:32
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Yeah. CaptainViolence, are those the wonders of AI vocal extraction, and if so, what site or software do you recommend?
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Nov 16, 2021 00:49
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Flipperwaldt posted:Yeah. CaptainViolence, are those the wonders of AI vocal extraction, and if so, what site or software do you recommend? oh, i didn't even think to try that. i just searched "WAP acapella" on youtube and sifted through the first few results to find one that wasn't too badly mangled by kick drum removal! derp posted:instant classic thanks!
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Nov 16, 2021 00:54
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CaptainViolence posted:oh, man, i have always wanted to be part of these but have never had a good idea until finally this year Kristopher Kringle says hello! Fantastic. Love mashups like this, and this one is very special. Flipperwaldt posted:Yeah. CaptainViolence, are those the wonders of AI vocal extraction, and if so, what site or software do you recommend? If you need to get an instrumental or a vocal track from a song, and it's not on youtube, there's always https://aivocalremover.com Paladinus fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Nov 16, 2021 |
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Nov 16, 2021 01:13
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HA! I don't know what spurred it, but I remembered the other terrible idea I had: "Dontcha" by Pussycat Dolls turned into "Krampus". Truly I have a diseased mind.quote:Dontcha wish your Krampus had horns like me? It's a beginning. I may not have time for all my audio crimes, but I'll try!
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Nov 16, 2021 03:11
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CaptainViolence posted:oh, man, i have always wanted to be part of these but have never had a good idea until finally this year Kristopher Kringle says hello! Lmao. The ho ho ho whores got me instantly.
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Nov 16, 2021 04:17
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