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Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

sporklift posted:

Good lord I put in a couple variations of pig balls and got back lovecrftian nightmare images. poo poo straight outta that Annihilation movie. Good stuff.

Post your most inspirational one and let's get some more cover options

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The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Scudworth posted:

Ok that site has a "festive" filter option on there and I might never sleep again



I'm the baby, gotta love me

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Scudworth posted:

Ok that site has a "festive" filter option on there and I might never sleep again



I think I see some kind of sheep/bird abomination on the lower left. I kind of want to hug it.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


it's clearly a christmas sloth

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



ManiacClown posted:

I think I see some kind of sheep/bird abomination on the lower left. I kind of want to hug it.
Just wanted to see how that looked squared off.

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.
I got this with "Zdzisław Beksiński Santa Claus" on hypnogram...

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Flipperwaldt posted:

Just wanted to see how that looked squared off.



Everything sounds fancier in French so it should be Boules de Cochon Noël.

ScrootyMcboog
Nov 15, 2015
Kristopher Kringle says hello

Wom Taits presents "Your Winter is a Wonderland"

https://soundcloud.com/christopher-...=social_sharing

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

stillvisions posted:

I got this with "Zdzisław Beksiński Santa Claus" on hypnogram...


Horrifying and :black101: as gently caress at the same time.

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Kristopher Kringle says hello

The First NFT
https://drive.google.com/file/d/17MRn-H-1OmGGYngsTqjdJD-mFumYvFak/view?usp=sharing

Wee bit of a rush job, but I'm a little short on time here and if I wait until next year for further polishing it won't be ~~*topical*~~ anymore.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Given the recent fad/trend, it might be appropriate to have some kind of AI-generated album art, whether pig balls- and/or orb-related.

schmarson
Dec 21, 2012

MY DUDES

Ultra Carp
Kristopher Kringle says hello

https://soundcloud.com/schmarson/hey-its-christmas

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp

ManiacClown posted:

Given the recent fad/trend, it might be appropriate to have some kind of AI-generated album art, whether pig balls- and/or orb-related.

Throwing "pig balls orb wizard" into the ai.... using 42069 as the seed....

edit: This was the result.

im_sorry fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Dec 23, 2021

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
Kristopher Kringle says hello :sassargh:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/18TCkezvq9wqEvurS9Js34kG4O3U5_pyF/view?usp=sharing


This is the dumbest thing I've ever done, I have the rap skills of Kendall Roy, and the lyrics took since last year's thread because WAP has 100 lines. I made a spreadsheet. I have so much respect for Megan Thee Stallion now. Thanks to jennyinstereo for planting this idea after whoever said there's not enough thanksgiving songs, and MasterSitsu for help with some rhymes.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Scudworth posted:

Kristopher Kringle says hello :sassargh:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/18TCkezvq9wqEvurS9Js34kG4O3U5_pyF/view?usp=sharing


This is the dumbest thing I've ever done, I have the rap skills of Kendall Roy, and the lyrics took since last year's thread because WAP has 100 lines. I made a spreadsheet. I have so much respect for Megan Thee Stallion now. Thanks to jennyinstereo for planting this idea after whoever said there's not enough thanksgiving songs, and MasterSitsu for help with some rhymes.

This is wonderful and I love it, and I feel like it deserves its own parody of someone doing their best Ben Shapiro impression, reading part of the lyrics.

"Hot rear end t-word".

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Do they Know it's Christmas. But instead about the Jan 6 Coup.

Do they know it's treason?

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

FilthyImp posted:

Do they Know it's Christmas. But instead about the Jan 6 Coup.

Do they know it's treason?

Legal nitpick: what they did was sedition, not treason. It's important to keep the concepts separate.

quote:

And the lectern's gone from the Senate chamber now [←ONE DISTINCT VOICE]
No, it's not. I took this one from the House! [←SECOND DISTINCT VOICE]
We're beating the cops,
They cry for us to stop,
Did we commit sedition after all?

Who thinks we can still get this done by Christmas Eve for yet another Goon Aid-style track? I feel like we need to, but I don't have time to write it. EDIT: We may not be able to get it done in time for the Christmas album (but I'm willing to try!), but we could maybe release it for the anniversary of the incident.

ManiacClown fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Dec 21, 2021

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

ManiacClown posted:

Legal nitpick: what they did was sedition, not treason. It's important to keep the concepts separate.

Who thinks we can still get this done by Christmas Eve for yet another Goon Aid-style track? I feel like we need to, but I don't have time to write it. EDIT: We may not be able to get it done in time for the Christmas album (but I'm willing to try!), but we could maybe release it for the anniversary of the incident.

I fully support this idea. I won't be organizing it or anything, but feel free to use this thread for it, or even create another if you want.

Also, you can mostly keep with the meter and fit in "Do they know it's sedition after all"

You essentially need 9 major syllables in that vocal line, but it's not a huge deal if you sneak in a double for "it's se".

"DO-THEY-KNOW-ITS-CHRIST-MAS-TIME-AT-ALL"

"DO-THEY-KNOW-ITS(se)-DI-TION-AFTER-ALL"

The reason I bring this up is that taking the angle of "we're singing about loving assholes" is an easier sell and probably easier and more fun to write (plus cathartic as hell after seeing the poo poo they pulled) than taking their voice and going "are we the bad guys?"

"JAAAAAAIL THEM AAAAAAALLLLL"

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Dec 21, 2021

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
For my money, we commit an Artistic License and use treason because it slots into Christmas better than Sedition.

Else I think you need a tweak to
"IS THIS JUST SEDITION AFTER ALL?" to keep the meter??

The part with Feed the World could be a mishmash of Qbrain poo poo.

STOP THE STEAL

COUNT THE VOTES

(NOT *ALL* THE VOTES!)

RIIIIIIIGED ELECTION

I TAZED MY BALLS!!!

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Maybe "Do we have space enough to jail them all"?

quote:

The 6th Amendment
And the speedy trial act
Eighteen U.S. Code Three One Six One
[more stuff]

ManiacClown fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Dec 22, 2021

Objurium
Aug 8, 2009

Back before I settled on doing a speedcore track I made the mistake of googling 'christmas VST plugins' and to my surprise, there's a Santa-themed synth some Swedish company made.

I didn't wind up actually using it in a song because it tracks about as well as that Miku pedal but it still felt worth posting because making it sing 8+ layers of MIDI tracks condensed into one insane lmao

https://i.imgur.com/IlNaqVz.mp4

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Objurium posted:

I made the mistake

I didn't wind up actually using it in a song

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Objurium posted:

Back before I settled on doing a speedcore track I made the mistake of googling 'christmas VST plugins' and to my surprise, there's a Santa-themed synth some Swedish company made.

I didn't wind up actually using it in a song because it tracks about as well as that Miku pedal but it still felt worth posting because making it sing 8+ layers of MIDI tracks condensed into one insane lmao

https://i.imgur.com/IlNaqVz.mp4

If my experiment with the Miku Stomp for this year's collection is any inspiration for you remember: it's never too late to make the mistake of posting it.

(well, unless after the deadline)

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Just as a status update, I should be able to begin recording The Year Without an Odin Claus tonight or late this afternoon. It shouldn't take much to do that. I should be able to post the final version by tomorrow evening. Then, if I still have time, I'll do Who Wants to Open Presents.

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

gently caress, I told myself that THIS TIME I would actually get off my rear end and lake a tune since a new job got me an actual pay so I could get some e-drums, a keyboard, and proper studio monitors but Jesus wept this season has been a stressful one :(

Next year, for sure!

BTW I have been searching like mad on YouTube for the story of Snatter, the tour de force a capella Morricone rewrite by... I can't even remember

Is it gone forever? My apologies if it was posted already.

F4rt5 fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Dec 22, 2021

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

I made a music video for my song. Enjoy it before Disney DMCA's me for using clips from a cartoon from the 30s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVFzFSO9lV0

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

King Lou posted:

I made a music video for my song. Enjoy it before Disney DMCA's me for using clips from a cartoon from the 30s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVFzFSO9lV0

you made that nog song right? i can't find it. that one always cracks me up

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


If the leaf blowers ever stop outside I may have another submission this year

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

derp posted:

you made that nog song right? i can't find it. that one always cracks me up

I did! It should be in the compilations somewhere but you can find all my Xmas offerings here.
https://soundcloud.com/luis-fernandez-98/sets/king-lous-xmas-favorites

Objurium
Aug 8, 2009

stillvisions posted:

If my experiment with the Miku Stomp for this year's collection is any inspiration for you remember: it's never too late to make the mistake of posting it.

(well, unless after the deadline)

By popular demand then, here's whatever the gently caress this turned into lmao

Kristopher Kringle Says Hello

https://i.imgur.com/jrvUZFV.mp4

https://soundcloud.com/whyhaveidonethis/gently caress-you-paul-mccartney

Objurium fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Dec 23, 2021

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
Kristopher Kringle Says Hello

First time submitter :kiddo:

https://soundcloud.com/nonnonchalan...=social_sharing



Some helpful context:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFhRfNnPpck

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

We never settled on art and an album title, did we?

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Objurium posted:

By popular demand then, here's whatever the gently caress this turned into lmao


https://i.imgur.com/jrvUZFV.mp4

https://soundcloud.com/whyhaveidonethis/gently caress-you-paul-mccartney

Objurium posted:

I made the mistake

I didn't wind up actually using it in a song

:thumbsup:

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?





:tipshat: Thank you!

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Sombrerotron posted:

Kristopher Kringle says hello

A Dream Unlike The Ones You Used To Know
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NmOqmGpovf5bPOJiAPZA3XZOPgjPzpBq/view?usp=sharing

More of a barely-learn-as-I-go experiment in abusing Audacity than a proper musical effort, but it's the horrible thought that counts (probably). Both by way of tribute and out of laziness I inserted two samples from earlier goon work, that being one of Tokit's songs and one of GBS-FM legend/scourge Lloyddy's creations, so thanks, you're great and I couldn't have made this as musically offensive without you. I hope you'll like it too.

edit: whoops just noticed that somehow I hosed up the first line

When you have a bad trip walking the mall two days before Christmas, the song. :allears:

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live


Should be turned on now. Also, you can download.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



King Lou posted:

Should be turned on now. Also, you can download.
I so am! And I could, thank you.

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Objurium posted:

By popular demand then, here's whatever the gently caress this turned into lmao


https://i.imgur.com/jrvUZFV.mp4

https://soundcloud.com/whyhaveidonethis/gently caress-you-paul-mccartney

Beautiful! Remember you need the magic words in the post to have it picked up by the compilation.

Amazingly enough I was thinking of borrowing from the same song, mostly by looping and mangling the intro into oblivion.

The original song just makes me angry on a level I cannot fully explain, yours is much more listenable. Maybe it's the part where he used one of the most rare and expensive synthesizers to come up with that riff.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

Objurium posted:

By popular demand then, here's whatever the gently caress this turned into lmao


https://i.imgur.com/jrvUZFV.mp4

https://soundcloud.com/whyhaveidonethis/gently caress-you-paul-mccartney

better than the original

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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

ManiacClown posted:

Who thinks we can still get this done by Christmas Eve for yet another Goon Aid-style track? I feel like we need to, but I don't have time to write it. EDIT: We may not be able to get it done in time for the Christmas album (but I'm willing to try!), but we could maybe release it for the anniversary of the incident.

I took a pass at it since all I did yesterday was lay in bed in and out of consciousness as CW Hero shows played on my Netflix (but at least I got my booster, finally). Someone feel free to tidy it up.

SA's "Is This Just Sedition After All?"

It’s marching time, there’s no need for shame /
"Election’s done" 's what the Deep State says /
Took out loans to get here, get the drat show on the road /
Walk right up those steps and Decertify!

But say a prayer, you, yeah you viking guy /
Throw up a livestream, and show everyone /
What a REAL Democracy looks like /
When your favorite guy is ROBBED /
Bitches, whines, then tweets day & night /
And then calls down a mob /
We're just making sure that you all know /
Yes, it’s a loving coup /
And thank God that we’re not coming after you!

And they won’t be counting votes in Congress, no /
They’ll be lucky if they get out with their lives /
Ohhhh…
they’re hiding in the Capitol /
As we’re marching in the halls

Is this just Sedition after all?

Rush the gates /
Raise the flags for QAnon /
Lectern’s gone?! /
Check the House that’s where I got one

Is this just Sedition after all?

PREP THE GALLOWS
TEXT WITH MARJORIE
PISSING ON THE WALL

Is this just Sedition after all?

STOP THE STEAL

Is this just Sedition after all?

WHO'S GOT ZIPTIES?!

Is this just Sedition after all?

Count the votes / (NO, NOT THOSE VOTES)

Is this just Sedition after all?

Rigged Election Fraud

Is this just Sedition after all?

(I Just Tazed my Balls!)

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