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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

skipping hahead to now to say pointless closing a thread never do it again or face my wrath

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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

b_d posted:

three people on wifi trying to use the built in online feature to watch someone play a 1-player n64 game online are loving fail and deserve to have all the sound replaced by chittering demon noises. its obviously not possible to reproduce sound over connections with latency without making a bunch of crazy rear end stuttering noises and nintendo knows this. if you want to do some weird thing like watch your friend play a game online then get a loving elgato and set up obs and stream to twitch. dumb rear end!!!!!!!

this but unironically

sigher posted:

Majora's Mask was also more demanding and ran worse than OoT so I wouldn't be surprised if it's a lot worse on NSO. However by then maybe they'll have ironed everything out?

oot doesnt run badly, therhes a frame of input latency. frame rate wisie everything is solid.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

its only oot and its not very much at all

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Augus posted:

it’s a lot more than a frame of latency, closer to 5 frames (in a 20fps game)

so you havnt played it

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

no theyr enot

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

didnt know things were that bad for you... mayhaps a goonfundme to pay for 12 months fo fiber to the home for our fellow poster?

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

John Wick of Dogs posted:

To be clear it is still Nintendo problem to an extent. They can make things like this work even over poor connection. And they do sometimes! Mario Party Superstars plays perfectly even if half the people have really bad connections.

this is absoltuely untrue superstars also stutters when it lags lol

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

you: see. theh new mario party DOESNT do it!!!

reality: yelling a tour friend to turn off hte baseball and buy an ethernet adapter as every minigame becomes unplayable

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Roth posted:

The Switch is a cool console and sometimes Nintendo is pretty lame

actually around these parts theyre known as "wintendo"

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Roth posted:

Port GBA and Gamecube games, then I'll call them daddytendo

did you maen "pork"

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

Sin & Punishment is the most incomprehensible game I’ve ever played

was not prepared foro how baffling the game was going to be lol

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Willo567 posted:

it's like persona except without all the homophobia and teacher-student relationships

idk smt3 before the rerelease was easily worse than anyn persona game on the former

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Willo567 posted:

the diretor of smt3 also d irected persona 3,4,5 and catherine, three of which have some form of homo/transphobia in it

yes i know

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

TwoHeadedDeer posted:

persona usually has interesting theming, but the "jaw dropping twists and turns" (ie the textual plot) of 4 and 5 are complete dogshit

is it even meant to be twists in 5 lmao i truly do not believe any of it is supposed to be a surprise to the player

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

smtv WILL be goty

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Andrast posted:

are smt nerds just mad that people know what persona is, unlike smt


because persona is by the best possible comparison point for smt5

theres a better comparion that even got a release recently on the same console called smt3, hwoever it might be asking a bit much to have reviewers who have played any of the otherh titles before they play a game with a big number 5 at the end.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

TwoHeadedDeer posted:

the IGN review goes into a couple specific things from persona they would like to see (these two examples are about grinding and plot pace)



I feel the criticisms are fair for the most part, but the "persona without the heart" subhead is going to get people mad

"It takes upwards of 20 hours to find any personal motivation beyond survival and figuring out what's going on, and the companion characters are also very under-developed." is literlaly the design of smt. its What we LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Andrast posted:

It's a bad comparison because barely anyone played Nocturne so people don't know what what the gently caress you are talking about if you talk about it


which is a shame since nocturne owns

its a good comparison because its the third smt game and theyre reviewing the fifth smt game. 4 and apoc would also be good to bring up. doing so might also stop you from making a complaint that something that has never existed in the series you are currently reviewing is "missing"

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Andrast posted:

do you think those reviewers are writing thos reviews for people who are already familiar with smt?

all of those people are already buying the game, reviews or no

you think theyre writing the reviews for people unfamiliar with smt but actually theyre writing the reviews as people unfamiliar with smt and whom lack an ability to produce purposeful critique. in summation shin megami tensei nocturne really makes you FEEL like demi fiend.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

listing from your shallow pool of experiences what games are or arent similiar to other games youve assumed they should be similiar to doesnt help anyone make a decision its just lazy writing that would get you an f in seconadary school.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Mega64 posted:

If they were they'd probably try to add some Persona features into SMTV, which from I gather isn't really happening.

Anyway, everything seems cut and dry to me. It's funny that reviewers who only know Persona are annoyed that SMT5 doesn't have Persona stuff because they're probably ignorant that Persona was a spinoff of SMT and SMT is its own thing. I can see why SMT fans find that good as a laugh, but I mean, Persona is also the easiest comparison to make with SMT since they're sibling franchises and more people have probably played a Persona game than a SMT game. Thus I don't understand why it's so terrible to compare Persona with SMT, as long as the reviewer actually knows what the hell they're talking about and thus can explain the differences and different appeals for SMT compared to Persona.

this

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Andrast posted:

lol at people pretending smt and persona aren't very similar

theyre not, which is why people who start with persona so often bounce off of literally any other part of the smt franchise.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

i have a lite as im an alpha

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

i dont rememebr if smt lets you change difficulty but the games only come with normal and hard. the rerelease of 3 had a easy mode free dlc and it seemed almost like it was a joke because it was comically easy. 5s also doing the optional free easy mode download, but probably will be the same ultra easy setting

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Zeeman posted:

Hilariously, I don't have a single way to cook available to me right now in AC, I just never bothered to buy a stove or anything. I have two microwaves, but apparently that's not good enough.

americans finally finding out thaht a microwave isnt a replacement for an oven or stove

Stux
Nov 17, 2006


:greencube:

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

is the fiend dlc for smt 5 somewhere. where is it. where do i buy it

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

FFXIV Porn posted:

ffx is the best non-multiplayer final fantasy and it isn't close. game owns and i'm glad to see people having fun with it

this

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Looper posted:

i only ever see olds talk about 6 these days. if i had to guess the top three FFs, I'd go with 7, 10, and 14

time to rank them, everybody

10, 10-2, 6

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

I said come in! posted:

Thankfully the Switch isnt powerful enough for FF14. It would be a poor choice to play it on. I could see myself wanting that too. Final Fantasy 11 on the other hand. That would be dangerous for me, I love that game way more than FF14.

yeah no way it could handle a ps3 game

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Zinkraptor posted:

The PS3 version is no longer supported, please remember to do thorough research before making a post.

and

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

and

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Relevant Tangent posted:

Haven't bought the expansion pak yet, do people feel like they've gotten their money's worth?

cionsidering where i live the price difference between normal nso and the expansion pack eso is less than the price for the ac dlc: ABsoltuely Yes

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

chrono trigger cant be the best snes rpg because front mission exists

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

GreatGreen posted:

I played the new Mario Party game last night.

For some context, I'm trying to get :smug: ~*~my wife~*~ :smug: into video games so I thought this could be a good game for that. I've never played it but I know people who have and they recommended it as an obvious choice for a lighthearted party kind of thing. We set it up so it was her and me against two CPU players set on Easy just to mess around. Started playing on Yoshi's island or whatever the level is called.

We were having a great time right up until the very end of the game. In the board game, there's a mechanic that can randomly swap all stars and coins between any two random players. Not either stars or coins, but "Player A gives all of their stars and all of their coins to Player B in exchange for all of Player B's stars and coins. Two turns before the end of the game, where my wife and I had both earned a good amount of stars and coins as I was helping her out with mini games and figuring stuff out, and we were kind of clobering the CPU characters, this happened to my wife. A CPU character landed on a special event spot where that character has to roll to determine two random characters to swap a random collection of their resources. The dice was rolled and boom. The situation was Character C landed on that spot and rolled dice such that that my wife's character had to trade all of her stars and coins (like, 3 stars and 90 coins) with CPU character D, who had played the whole game poorly and had literally 0 stars and like 3 coins... two turns before the game ended, leaving my wife's character coinless and starless, and the "Easy" CPU character sitting with tons of resources.

Can anybody explain to me how this mechanic doesn't invalidate literally the entire game?

At that stage of the game, you're literally trading your entire game's progress with somebody else. It's not even internally consistent. What is the point of even having a board game format that tracks stars and coins and whatever else at all if there's a mechanic that just randomly swaps literally every resource owned by one character with another character with literally nothing either character can do to influence it? So you spend the entire game playing well and racking up points and there's only one or two turns left in the game? Guess what? gently caress you! This other character landed on a spot so now everything you have done for the entire game goes to that other character who sucked at everything and has nothing, and there's nothing you can do about it, and you have no time to make up any of it. Have a great day!

So I'm honestly asking, why does the board game part of Mario Party exist at all if it's just chaos and nothing matters and anybody's points can go to anybody else at any time because gently caress you? I realize I'm getting more annoyed than I should but I was excited to be able to play video games with my wife, and I think this poo poo has put her off them for a good while, and I don't blame her. Why would anybody play any game with a "progress" system if out of nowhere, without warning beforehand, it can just be completely invalidated at any time with no ability to influence it?

So, yeah. Sorry for blowing up, but based on this event alone I'm saying the game sucks, is bullshit, and shouldn't be played by anybody.

hahahahahahahaha

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

American McGay posted:

SMRPG is overrated and ugly as sin.

yuip. thankfully it paved the way for two good mario rpgs in paper mario 1 and 2

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

it didnt

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

its front mission

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

FFXIV Porn posted:

front mission is Okay but it's nowhere near the top 5 or hell even 10 snes games

its up there with super metroid acuturally

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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

be nice to him

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