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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Xaris posted:

pony tails are cool

lol

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Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
my long luxurious locks are getting annoying as gently caress tbh

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.
my dad and his hair at one point looked a lot like doc from back the future.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Feisty-Cadaver posted:

my dad and his hair at one point looked a lot like doc from back the future.

lucky

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i get what i call the "young republican" because im Normal

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Smythe posted:

i get what i call the "young republican" because im Normal

It's a shame that haircut became so popular with white supremacists. It is my goto as well.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Feisty-Cadaver posted:

my dad and his hair at one point looked a lot like doc from back the future.

nice. the way my hair is going, i fully expect to someday be doing the frasier season one "orchestra conductor" look

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Feisty-Cadaver posted:

my dad and his hair at one point looked a lot like doc from back the future.

my hair is balding in just the right way so that this is the only aspirational look left for me.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

this one isnt so much aspirational as it is inevitable

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
my *~GiRlFrIEnD~* wants me to change my hair strategy up. she wants it messier. talking about using mousse and poo poo :magemage:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

my *~GiRlFrIEnD~* wants me to change my hair strategy up. she wants it messier. talking about using mousse and poo poo :magemage:
this can be an investment into a sassy future for you

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

my *~GiRlFrIEnD~* wants me to change my hair strategy up. she wants it messier. talking about using mousse and poo poo :magemage:

:sever:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




next she’ll want you with frosted tips and a necklace

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



I started pretty seriously balding when I was 20 so my girlfriend just buzzes me with a 000 trimmer every week or two

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sweevo posted:

#2 buzz last oct. not cut since except for my gf tidying up the fuzzy bits on my neck

today my 3yr old nephew described it as "crazy hair"

loving neck hair :argh:

I have a smaller battery clippers I use for my face hair and it’s waterproof and use it in the shower on the back of my neck every weeke or so. do I do a good job? no one has openly mocked me yet but I think that says more about people being polite than the quality of my fluff

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AnimeIsTrash posted:

It's a shame that haircut became so popular with white supremacists. It is my goto as well.

I was doing this for a while and got a no-comb up the sides but people would comment on my hair cut, once a customer called up and said they’d heard i got a hair cut like who gossips about a dudes hair cut lmao

but now I’ve started embracing the curls on top. chicks (as in, older ladies) dig it. short sides curls on top.


also using this new silicone oil I ordered online as hair conditioner

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

use tallow or lard like your grandad and his grandad before him

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
one of the most terrifying videos of all time

:nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFZJwVJ6MZg

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

my stepdads beer posted:

use tallow or lard like your grandad and his grandad before him

tbf I did learn that yosposters actually like that savoury smell on others so perhaps it is the way forward

Empty Pockets
Jun 11, 2008
I’ve accepted full hair inversion - beard trimmed never, head shaved every 2-3 days.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

my stepdads beer posted:

use tallow or lard like your grandad and his grandad before him

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




graph posted:

one of the most terrifying videos of all time

:nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFZJwVJ6MZg

what a legend

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Yosposters of all denominations, whatever you do with your hair please don't worry as someone else will always look worse

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1458635844978421762

I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017
balding means ur masculinity is strong (💪)

it is the only way to be. i feel sorry for anyone with a full head of hair

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

whatever $20 and the Vietnamese lady's mood demands

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

got a fade today

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news
buzzcut it then wait 9-12 mo until it's shoulder length and annoying and then buzz it again

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I need a hair cut because I look like a Fuckin beatle but I don’t have time!!!!! argh

time to home cut

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

mfw I log on to poste

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

this is Wil Weaton but I had this exact haircut ca 1996



bowl cut with shaved back and sides

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
dudes just opened a barber next to the pharmacy and man it's dead in there. imma visit and see what he can do for me. I really hopes he does ok

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010

axolotl farmer posted:

this is Wil Weaton but I had this exact haircut ca 1996



bowl cut with shaved back and sides
during the late 90s at my school shaved back and sides with an undercut was the #1 haircut, except with a centre parting. no side parting though, anyone who got a side parting would be rightfully shunned. our head master was a lunatic walking anachronism though and one summer sent out a letter to all the parents saying the hair cut was banned and any students coming in with it would get sent home, but he called it 'windows' instead of 'curtains' lol

i rocked curtains until I went to uni and grew jesus hair, then years later a workmate got that haircut 'ironically', but as a dude in his late 20s it immediately made him look like an extremely sketchy chippendale

so many good memories associated with that hair style

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Silver Alicorn posted:

I have long flowing locks and everyone says they look great

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Bored Online posted:

my long luxurious locks are getting annoying as gently caress tbh

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

just got a haircut. the guy did a less than good job on the back

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Displeased Moo Cow posted:

my wife cuts my hair.

she cuts hair.

she cuts my hair when she says it's time to cut my hair.

it's a good arrangement.

Your wife, you say?

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
i wish i still had a buddy who was into trimming the bits so that i could have someone do that.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

PokeJoe posted:

i got a haircut last week

only one?? XD

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

my wife and i got a member card at a local hair cutting place when they were desperate and it gives us the ultra megadiscount so that a haircut is only $3 and we have $200 stored on the card. every time we go they want me to put another $100 on the card but i calculated it will take us about 10 years to burn through the money we already have on there.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
your hair never stops growing (even when ur :spooky: dead!!! :spooky:)

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