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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
I know there are a lot of P-Heads in IZ after the first announcement, I just wanted to share the Official Alpha Gameplay Teaser Trailer for Lies of P here and hype everyone up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cFUE-ZQtKo

It's a Soulsbornian action-RPG that is inspired by the original story of Pinocchio. Lies of P trapezes onto Xbox Series X and PC in 2023

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fadam
Apr 23, 2008



What did they mean by this?

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

looks sweet op, i think itll really redefine action rpg gameplay



the art style looks so unique and interesting, i've never seen anything like it



looks like europeans arent degenerate perverts after all!

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

fadam posted:



What did they mean by this?

lmfao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

fadam posted:



What did they mean by this?

lmao

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Wait... it can't mean what I think it means... right? There's only ONE Pinocchio right?

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

That Little Demon posted:

Wait... it can't mean what I think it means... right? There's only ONE Pinocchio right?

All Puppets Are Bastards

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Plutonis posted:

All Puppets Are Bastards

:thunkgun:

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Fungah! posted:

looks like europeans arent degenerate perverts after all!



Im pretty sure this is being developed by the heathen Chinese

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
inspired by the greatest game of all time.. theres no way this wont fully pwn. south korea, take my wallet, PLEASE

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

That Little Demon posted:

Wait... it can't mean what I think it means... right? There's only ONE Pinocchio right?

This is my Pinocchio. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Lumpy the Cook posted:

This is my Pinocchio. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do
I just fuckin' hate this world. And the puppet worms feasting on its corpse. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many puppets as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My lies of P begin here.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

That Little Demon posted:

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do
I just fuckin' hate this world. And the puppet worms feasting on its corpse. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many puppets as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My lies of P begin here.

Lmao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

That Little Demon posted:

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do
I just fuckin' hate this world. And the puppet worms feasting on its corpse. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many puppets as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My lies of P begin here.

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
me: What the… a FromSoft game without PS2-level graphics? Good sirs, what sorcery is this?!

voluptuous black desert online catgirl with the voice of a south korean middle manager: Steam Greenlight 에서 "👍"를 클릭하십시오.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

HolePisser1982 posted:

me: What the… a FromSoft game without PS2-level graphics? Good sirs, what sorcery is this?!

voluptuous black desert online catgirl with the voice of a south korean middle manager: Steam Greenlight 에서 "👍"를 클릭하십시오.

lmao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

just one of those days you don't wanna wake up
everything is hosed, gepetto fuckin sucks
don't know why but you wanna justify
chopping up dolls with a saber

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Fungah! posted:

just one of those days you don't wanna wake up
everything is hosed, gepetto fuckin sucks
don't know why but you wanna justify
chopping up dolls with a saber

lol

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Fungah! posted:

just one of those days you don't wanna wake up
everything is hosed, gepetto fuckin sucks
don't know why but you wanna justify
chopping up dolls with a saber

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

Fungah! posted:

just one of those days you don't wanna wake up
everything is hosed, gepetto fuckin sucks
don't know why but you wanna justify
chopping up dolls with a saber

HolePisser1982 posted:

me: What the… a FromSoft game without PS2-level graphics? Good sirs, what sorcery is this?!

voluptuous black desert online catgirl with the voice of a south korean middle manager: Steam Greenlight 에서 "👍"를 클릭하십시오.

lmfao

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

you mother fucker... I was just doing something similar (albeit higher effort)

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


That Little Demon posted:

you mother fucker... I was just doing something similar (albeit higher effort)



lmfao

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

That Little Demon posted:

you mother fucker... I was just doing something similar (albeit higher effort)



lmao

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

lol at everything

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Jiminy Cricket: P, the whale is about to swallow the entire island and all of us with it.

P: gently caress you.

*Solway Firth by Slipknot starts playing on the background.*

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Plutonis posted:

Jiminy Cricket: P, the whale is about to swallow the entire island and all of us with it.

P: gently caress you.

*Solway Firth by Slipknot starts playing on the background.*

his name is J. Chip now and he is a hologram that lives in Ps wrist communicator

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

That Little Demon posted:

his name is J. Chip now and he is a hologram that lives in Ps wrist communicator



lmfao

Nutmeg
Feb 8, 2004

That Little Demon posted:

his name is J. Chip now and he is a hologram that lives in Ps wrist communicator



lmao sold

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

My name is Pinocchio... and I'm not infected. *Nose grows slightly*

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

yeah i am the one
gepetto's wooden son
nose looks like a tree
made in italy
making puppets die
watch me make them fry
slicing them apart
blowing them to shards

SING with the crickets and
SMOKE with the donkeys and
GAME with me on the xbox series x
                                        \

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

My name is Pinocchio... and I'm not infected. *Nose grows slightly*

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

My name is Pinocchio... and I'm not infected. *Nose grows slightly*

Fungah! posted:

yeah i am the one
gepetto's wooden son
nose looks like a tree
made in italy
making puppets die
watch me make them fry
slicing them apart
blowing them to shards

SING with the crickets and
SMOKE with the donkeys and
GAME with me on the xbox series x
                                        \


lmfao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

yeah i am the one
gepetto's wooden son
nose looks like a tree
made in italy
making puppets die
watch me make them fry
slicing them apart
blowing them to shards

SING with the crickets and
SMOKE with the donkeys and
GAME with me on the xbox series x
                                        \


Lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I stretched the truth today
To see if I still feel
I focus on my nose
The only thing that's real

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Fungah! posted:

yeah i am the one
gepetto's wooden son
nose looks like a tree
made in italy
making puppets die
watch me make them fry
slicing them apart
blowing them to shards

SING with the crickets and
SMOKE with the donkeys and
GAME with me on the xbox series x
                                        \

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

That Little Demon posted:

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do
I just fuckin' hate this world. And the puppet worms feasting on its corpse. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many puppets as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My lies of P begin here.


Fungah! posted:

yeah i am the one
gepetto's wooden son
nose looks like a tree
made in italy
making puppets die
watch me make them fry
slicing them apart
blowing them to shards

SING with the crickets and
SMOKE with the donkeys and
GAME with me on the xbox series x
                                        \

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
-Pinocchio's nose actually shrinks in colder weather

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

Fungah! posted:

yeah i am the one
gepetto's wooden son
nose looks like a tree
made in italy
making puppets die
watch me make them fry
slicing them apart
blowing them to shards

SING with the crickets and
SMOKE with the donkeys and
GAME with me on the xbox series x
                                        \

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Ah, Jim, or some say Jiminy...do the stars hear our prayers? As you once did for the vacuous Walt, grant our wishes, grant our wishes!

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