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my goldfish died 6 months ago, so I put him in a tupaware and intended to then bury him or something instead I stored him in the freezer and forgot about him. So now every time I open the freezer I see the dead frozen eyes of mr goldfish staring back at me and my ADHD prevents me from finally laying him to rest any time soon what I'm saying is we should do the same thing to Lowtax
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Nov 12, 2021 22:05
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Twigand Berries posted:Find some tiny coins and lick them they should stick to the eyeballs. no you dont understand, the fish is in a solid block of ice
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Nov 12, 2021 22:09
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Shame Boy posted:Did you put the entire fish bowl in the freezer no his fish tank was larger than the freezer shelf, instead I popped the dead fish in a medium size tupaware container filled with water (why did I fill it with water when he was dead? who can say?) then I put that in the freezer
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Nov 12, 2021 22:15
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Blooster posted:Take him back out again, maybe he'll come back to life. It always worked for me with hard drives. I have a dead HDD lying around, maybe if I put that in the freezer with him???
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Nov 12, 2021 22:16
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Twigand Berries posted:Seafood gets shipped in dry ice all the time is there anywhere they ever wanted to go? he never expressed an interest in travel, but I did think about hurling the block of ice into the ocean
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Nov 12, 2021 22:22
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I put the HDD next to him  RIP to both but not to Lowtax, gently caress Lowtax
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Nov 12, 2021 22:23
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ClothHat posted:If my ex from 2007 or so is still on here, just know that I'm having a lot of really complicated feelings from Lowtax death and I probably shouldn't be alone right now. if my ex is still on here, I really hope you're not still playing world of warcraft
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Nov 12, 2021 22:27
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CgiBinLaden posted:How did you freeze a goldfish in mid-scream? oh Screamy's face was always like that
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Nov 12, 2021 22:28
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Flarpy posted:For some reason, this made me chuckle. Thanks. your welcome friend
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Nov 12, 2021 22:32
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I am going to bury the fish tomorrow because its late now and dark
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Nov 12, 2021 23:39
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Loden Taylor posted:moola literally sell your fish for $2000 USD would you like to buy Screamy???
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Nov 13, 2021 02:22
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Songbearer posted:Moola why are you hurting us like this, you cannot sell your fish, you know it will return to your freezer if you do. It is tied to you inextricably. You must set it free. You must set it free. You must set it free. if I just hurl a block of ice into the ocean, do you think it will float back to the beach? I'm not prepared to take a boat out and drop him down
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Nov 13, 2021 02:38
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I have been informed that literally yeeting a goldfish in a block of ice into the ocean from the beach is neither logistically a good idea, or very dignified so I will be burying Screamy instead, but not today because its raining
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Nov 13, 2021 17:50
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Nov 13, 2021 17:53
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:A fish is not a car battery. *adds to notes* thank you
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Nov 13, 2021 17:54
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should I create a separate thread for Screamy well wishes? or just continue updating here? I don't want to interrupt people laughing at Lowtax team-killing himself
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Nov 13, 2021 17:58
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Songbearer posted:Not burying your fish because it's, it's wet outside Screamy hated getting wet, that's why I kept him in ice instead of water
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Nov 13, 2021 18:04
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I drew a picture of me and Screamy during happier times
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Nov 13, 2021 18:29
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Outpost22 posted:What tunes did he listen to on that tank radio? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LGTEI1RMoQ&t=12s 
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Nov 13, 2021 18:39
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I setup a GoFundMe for Screamy to pay for his ballooning funeral costs (turns out he had a pretty substantial will setup with some extravagant demands) if you actually donate this money will go to the RSPCA lol
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Nov 13, 2021 19:17
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:Screamy got :5bux: lol
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Nov 13, 2021 19:25
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oh my god
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Nov 14, 2021 01:42
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IGgy IGsen posted:Have you buried Screamy yet? not yet I'm making sure I find a good spot
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Nov 14, 2021 01:48
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Outpost22 posted:
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Nov 14, 2021 01:51
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Cynicide posted:Yes. Screamy loved Argon 
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Nov 14, 2021 15:07
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FoolyCharged posted:Bury the fish, moola I have acquired a shovel so now I can bury him
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Nov 14, 2021 23:04
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if I keep quoting and responding to the lady that needs professional help surely she will leave
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Nov 14, 2021 23:24
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