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AJ_Impy posted:Infest Mystic Translation, an Emet-ic, if you will. However: 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI&t=135s but tasteful, of course
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Nov 16, 2021 20:56
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 These golems were no threat to you, but they were sort of cramping your style. Your thaumographic assays kept being thrown off by some clayman trying to punch you in the back of the head - and weak or not, a solid blow would kill a normal man. You were pretty solidly the opposite of that, but you didn’t like being hit any more than anyone else did. And so, you tensed yourself for the next attack and-    Their inner command phrases were simple enough, generic invocations to DEFEND, EXPAND, RUIN… with a few tweaks here and there you could make better use of them. For instance, now this one would DEFEND you, EXPAND your influence onto the other golems… RUIN the Maw’s Core’s plans, that sort of stuff. It barely mattered - as long as they were letting you work freely.  Ah, much better… and yet still sort of embarrassing. You remembered back in the good days of the Demon God’s War, fighting titanic World Eaters, golems grown powerful and wild from years of devouring entire armies and whales and dragons and stuff. Ah, those were the days. The lightning splitting the sky, the slicing rays of planar energy and manastorms…  And now there was… this.  Welp, maybe things would be a little trickier inside. So far, so good. You jumped down the hole, falling a good four seconds past walls lined with torches, flames burning ‘up’ in a variety of strange orientations, before eventually landing on what was apparently a wall and sliding to the floor. See? Spatial jiggery-pokery. You considered what you could see. The room was roughly hexagonal, with torches set into each wall - four of which were unlit. You were alone, the golems left far above - they must be coming from elsewhere. On one wall, an iron door, the unlit torch jutting from it like a handle. On the floor below you, an iron hatch sealed to the floor with a crackling dweomer. In the air around you, flitting manaflies.  Ah, it was good to be in a Maw again. Time to get to work! MAGYCKEAL SPELLERY posted:1. Blasphemous Heart Shark
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Nov 16, 2021 21:24
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Obviously we should summon our Cromulent Elf at the dungeon's entrance. Never know what stuff they might have for sale.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:28
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Time to light all the sconce-candles. Happy Birthday, Flame!
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Nov 16, 2021 21:30
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Happy birthday, flame it's time to light the candles 
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Nov 16, 2021 21:37
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Cast Bile Geyser of Divinity on floor. We need to consult a higher power.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:43
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Bile Geyser of Divinity on the door. Divine spell casting seems just like the trick to bust into a malignant place like this.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:46
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Happy Birthday, Flame! Can you light all the candles!
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Nov 16, 2021 21:46
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Nothing like bringing some holiday cheer to a dour dungeon. Happy Birthday, Flame on torches.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:47
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Abyssal Squid posted:Happy Birthday, Flame on torches. 
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Nov 16, 2021 21:50
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Summon a Cromulent Elf.
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Nov 16, 2021 21:52
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Just so you know I write the update before selecting the spells so should we get something that seems particularly fitting to the situation that's just amusing coincidence
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Nov 16, 2021 21:52
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Cromulent Elf, because I've always wanted to see what one looks like.
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Nov 16, 2021 22:02
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Summon a Blasphemous Heart Shark to make a path and lead the way.
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Nov 16, 2021 22:13
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Attempt to cast Blasphemous Heart Shark, only to realize that's not a spell, that's a dark memory of Sage Wylde's younger days when he was in a band.
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Nov 16, 2021 22:35
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Summon a Blasphemous Heart Shark. I'm sure the lack of ocean water won't be a problem, fueled as it is by it's blasphemy.
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Nov 16, 2021 22:48
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THIS IS THE UNACCEPTABLE SPEAR THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!! edit: In a very sub-optimal way!
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Nov 16, 2021 22:51
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Gravedust posted:THIS IS THE UNACCEPTABLE SPEAR THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!! I desire the knowledge of why it is so unacceptable. Thus I must vote for it
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Nov 16, 2021 22:59
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Happy birthday, flame
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Nov 16, 2021 22:59
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Bile Geyser of Divinity
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Nov 17, 2021 07:46
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Happy Birthday, Flame is an easy fit.
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Nov 17, 2021 17:28
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Router issues.
AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Nov 17, 2021 |
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Nov 17, 2021 17:42
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Lux Animus posted:Obviously we should summon our Cromulent Elf at the dungeon's entrance. Never know what stuff they might have for sale. +1
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Nov 17, 2021 21:25
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Ho, hum. Maws had puzzles like this to entice people in, to slow their progression and gradually sap the life from them. If you’d come in a month or so, doubtless this place would be littered with skeletal adventurers who’d come to either slay its core or to steal its treasures. You could feel it pulling at you, like a cold wind drawing heat from your body. Rude. Well, puzzle time. If you could call this a puzzle.   Flames danced on your fingertips, singing a jaunty tune, then flitted out towards the sconces. As you expected, the other flames were already beginning to die down… but you’d lit them all at once, so the ‘puzzle’ aspect had been moot. You sighed imagining hapless warriors struggling to run to and fro lighting the torches before the others went out, before their vital essences were siphoned away. At any rate, the door to your west snicked open, sliding up towards the ceiling and revealed a pulsating crystalline tunnel beyond. The panel below you, however, remained as ensorcelled as ever. You passed through the tunnel unmolested, though you were briefly interested to watch the veins of this place reshape and solidify before your eyes, and entered the next room. A great fountain covered one wall, two cupped bronze hands overflowing with a strangely viscous liquid and filling a basin below. The floor was checker-patterned, some tiles appearing strangely off. Beyond the fountain, or maybe from the liquid itself, you could hear a soft muttering that didn’t quite resolve into words.  Lllots going on here. MAGYCKEAL SPELLERY posted:1. Deck of Timeline Merge
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Nov 17, 2021 22:14
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Challenge this big stupid pair of hands to a Green Thumb War.
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Nov 17, 2021 22:18
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Let them eat corruption on self to consume the fountain and its contents.
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Nov 17, 2021 22:18
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There’s a few things here, yes! Let’s let them run their course with Underwhelming Boulder.
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Nov 17, 2021 22:19
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paper bag with a face posted:Challenge this big stupid pair of hands to a Green Thumb War. This sorcerer has the right of it! +1 Green Thumb War on the Bronze Hands!
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Nov 17, 2021 22:22
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Cast Green Thumb War: one thumb to prize up the weird tile, one thumb to plug up the fountain.
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Nov 17, 2021 22:22
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Deck of Timeline Merge. Split into four or so, touch all the things, see what survives.
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Nov 17, 2021 22:26
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AJ_Impy posted:Let them eat corruption on self to consume the fountain and its contents. This.
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Nov 17, 2021 22:48
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AJ_Impy posted:Let them eat corruption on self to consume the fountain and its contents. +1
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Nov 17, 2021 22:55
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Cast Deck of Timeline Merge on the Situation Lets find a timeline where its all sorted out.
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Nov 17, 2021 23:27
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Jvie posted:Cast Deck of Timeline Merge on the Situation  the thinking man's chaos spell
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Nov 18, 2021 00:02
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Jvie posted:Cast Deck of Timeline Merge on the Situation this
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Nov 18, 2021 00:07
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Deck of Timeline Merge on self and brute force the tile puzzle. Also drink the mystery fluid in one timeline so we know what that does. With Memetic Meteor, Pettifer has already proven indifferent to twinning and erasing the duplicates from reality, so more of that is... In the cards.
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Nov 18, 2021 01:20
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Deck of Timeline Merge!
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Nov 18, 2021 04:06
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Deck of Timeline Merge on yourself. You already know what to do here, or at least another you knows. Just have to draw one of the ones that does...
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Even better, maybe we'll Deck of Timeline Merge the maw into being a parallel sage's problem.
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