The Lowtax Memorial Probation Thread

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JoeWagon: Sep 23, 2004

RocketMermaid posted:

penus

I'm with this guy.

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 05:12

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 11:31

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

I completely missed my first probe and logged on to the forums like four minutes after it expired. Please hit me with this one too.

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 05:23

ZogrimAteMyHamster: Dec 8, 2015

I'll do it. I'll take a sixer if I can get this on my sheet.

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 05:25

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Might as well

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 05:49

Kraus: Jan 17, 2008

i cum blood

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 06:02

Christina Arugula: Aug 10, 2004; How do you like your lawn? Broiled or charred?; Ramrod XTreme

Grevlek posted:

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Hook me up with this one.

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 06:08

Raxkor: Jan 19, 2013; What the actual or implied fuck?!

jetz0r posted:

lowtax dead, so what?
https://i.imgur.com/VcEYrjA.mp4

hahahh hooooly gently caress.

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 06:45

rain dogs: Apr 19, 2020

Morrowind one pls

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 06:52

meselfs: Sep 26, 2015; The body may die, but the soul is always rotten

this will eat you up, and, you'll die, and, then you'll end up being in a graveyard

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 06:56

Woolie Wool: Jun 2, 2006

SpartanIvy posted:

I met a traveler from an antique website,
Who said, "Two vast and trunkless Mangosteens
Stand in the carpet... Near them, on the computer,
Half drunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that it's poster well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the spine that fed;
And on the website, these words appear:
My name is Lowtax, poo poo Poster of poo poo Posters;
Look at my Frontpage, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal forum, boundless and gay
The lone and level goatse stretches far away."

i want roast beef injected into my account

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Woolie Wool fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Nov 18, 2021

# ? Nov 18, 2021 07:13

Bacon Taco: Jun 8, 2006; Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN; Dinosaur Gum

What better way to memorialize the passing of Lowtax than eating a 6er in his memory?

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 07:27

Doomsayer: Sep 2, 2008; I have no idea what I'm doing, but that's never been a problem before.

Oh man, yes please! Seems as good a first entry on the Rap Sheet as you could ever ask for :toot:

gently caress Lowtax.

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Doomsayer fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Nov 18, 2021

# ? Nov 18, 2021 07:32

Hyzenth1ay: Oct 24, 2008

I wish he�d known that he had people who gave a poo poo irl. I should have reached out more after he left Seattle. I didn�t like the guy he turned into but I knew him as a decent dude.

Addiction sucks.

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 08:09

Potrzebie: Apr 6, 2010; I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!; Lipstick Apathy

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

I want this one please

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 08:13

where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

he died as he lived, i'm not sure how and i don't want to know

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 08:33

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Too cringe?

I never knew the man, but the OP dared me, so gently caress it.

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Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Nov 18, 2021

# ? Nov 18, 2021 10:18

fanny packrat: Mar 24, 2018

Tax dead so what

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 12:29

The End: Apr 16, 2007; You're welcome.

Thanks Lowtax for reddit before reddit was reddit, but better. Shame you were a jerk, but this site is cool.

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 12:56

lobsterminator: Oct 16, 2012

RIP. Probe me.

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lobsterminator fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Nov 19, 2021

# ? Nov 18, 2021 13:22

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

meselfs posted:

this will eat you up, and, you'll die, and, then you'll end up being in a graveyard

Doom Spouse

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 13:37

Prawned: Oct 25, 2010

Do it

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 14:05

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

The General posted:

https://i.imgur.com/SfcyMWJ.mp4

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 14:24

Mr. Pickles: Mar 19, 2014

general bullshit

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 14:50

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Any goons going to lowtax's funeral?

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 15:46

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Some other goon was going to do this, but I suppose its up to me.

Here is a 21 goat salute:

Fuckin :nws:

obviously

CLICK FOR GIANT SIZED GAPING ANUSES!!

Gimme that 21 goat salute probe baby!!

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wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Nov 18, 2021

# ? Nov 18, 2021 16:07

emanresu tnuocca: Sep 2, 2011; by Athanatos

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 16:46

GBonicus: Jul 11, 2001; My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you're gonna die!!

It was kind of like a hip-hop way to die.

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 16:50

Cugel the Clever: Apr 5, 2009; I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Lowtax about to get lowered into the grave

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 16:53

false flag post-op: May 13, 2009; Enjoy Every Sandvich

Way to roll with the punches

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 17:09

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

The General posted:

Or a cheap laugh

This one please, tia

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 17:14

Dunning Krugerrand: Dec 23, 2015; purestrain pyrite

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 17:23

Total Party Kill: Aug 25, 2005

The only good and funny thing that Lowtax ever did was turn this site on. Any attribution to Lowtax being funny or creative is misremembered hero worship.

Admission:
I fought like hell for the pullover hoodies and then bought a zip-up instead.

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 17:37

Diet Sodium: Apr 29, 2009

gently caress it

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 17:57

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

It's all fun and games until someone needs to lease another GTR. Hit me daddy.

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 18:40

Durzel: Nov 15, 2005

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

I want this one please

Unironically this.

Two of my ~~probes~~ bans came from this mf. Might as well draw a line under it.

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 18:56

Bodyholes: Jun 30, 2005

Gimme Johnny. Hit me hard like Lowtax would've.

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 19:32

Vitamin Me: Mar 30, 2007

Hi

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 19:53

Mighty Steed: Apr 16, 2005; Nice horsey

Qqqq Qqqqqqq, qqq qqq qqqqqq qq? QQQ

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 20:19

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

hooksocks posted:

Posting for the first time in like 10 years to repost this

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lol i made that image
still loving proud of it even though i got probed for being "unfunny" when i posted it in the thread about him dying

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 20:26

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Jailbrekr: Apr 8, 2002; A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING

hbag posted:

lol i made that image
still loving proud of it even though i got probed for being "unfunny" when i posted it in the thread about him dying

Wasn't it originally a Fiwer meme?

SO LONELY

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# ? Nov 18, 2021 21:08

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