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Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN


Welcome to the Second Annual Select Detective's Ball.

Only the finest detectives on the planet are invited to join. The invitation promised a weekend of dinners, dancing, exciting speakers, and of course the opportunity to get to know the best of the best. The rumored secret billionaire behind the ball has a fortune stashed away on the grounds and has often invited investigators of all types to trying and solves his riddles. Will you be the one to crack the mystery of the mansion?

Rules:
    No editing your posts.
    If you're dead, you're dead, don't post in the thread.
    Don't quote direct communications from any OOT source. Violating that will get you mod killed.
    No fake day actions
    Days will be 2-4 days IRL
    Nights should be no more than 24 hours
    Try not to post after the hammer.
    To format your vote please type "##vote targetname" in bold ( [ b ] to bold, without the spaces, [ /b ] to close tags). ##unvote if you wish to remove your vote from someone but not put it on someone else yet.
    If you lurk there will be consequences. Ten posts per day. First offense is a warning, second is a modkill. This will be eased if the day ends with 12 hours or more left on the clock, and ignored if the day ends 24 hours or more early.
    Have fun, it's a game.
    Observers may get something special

And as always


Hello and welcome to my first game of Mafia! Well I mean not my first game, I've played. The first I've moderated. Anyway. My weird mental quirks may mean I have overlooked something, therefore Grandicap has graciously volunteered to assist. This game will spin up after Pathogen winds down and maybe a little after Shattered Amulet starts, to give a bit of breathing space.

Players
1. Mr. Humalog
2. PlasticAutomaton
3. Toalpaz
4. Ignatius M. Meen
5. Hambeet
6. Sandwolf
7. B-minus1
8. Hal Insandenza
9. merk
10. Maerlyn
11. Idle Amalgam
12. postmodifier
13. spacing in vienna

Observers

Sub Rosa
Bifauxnen
Nep-Nep
Shellception

Discord:
https://discord.gg/Hnp9kmUYVG



  1. b-minus1
  2. Hal Insandenza (he/him/hal)
  3. hambeet (he/him)
  4. Idle Amalgam
  5. Ignatius M. Meen
  6. Maerlyn (she/her)
  7. merk (he/him)
  8. Mr. Humalong (w/e)
  9. PlasticAutomaton (He/Him/Whatever)
  10. postmodifier
  11. Sandwolf (He/Him)
  12. spacing in vienna (she, her)
  13. Toalpaz (THEY THEM)

Deadmeat5150 fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Dec 1, 2021

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Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

I’m required to play.

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


I am Herlock Sholmes, Private Investigator, and I am required to play.

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
sign me t f up

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

signing up to be a vig :twisted:

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

i would like to play if it's not too much trouble?

Sub Rosa
Jun 9, 2010




Deadmeat5150 posted:

Observers may get something special[/list]
My man

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Allow me to shoot anyone

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
I’ll play

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
More than I expected honestly.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

I will play despite being disappointed that you let grandi comod and didn’t just leave the game to the whims of your quirks

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

Hal Insandenza posted:

I will play despite being disappointed that you let grandi comod and didn’t just leave the game to the whims of your quirks

The only game I've finished on SA was the 8 years I ran Shadowrun, and I have no idea how. I'd like to finish this too. Welcome to the game.

Shellception
Oct 12, 2016

"I'm made up of the memories of my parents and my grandparents, all my ancestors. They're in the way I look, in the colour of my hair. And I'm made up of everyone I've ever met who's changed the way I think"
Aight, I'm pretty burned out still but there's no drat way I'm missing this specific game. Sign me up.

(Your first game is called "the second..."? Lol)

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

Shellception posted:

Aight, I'm pretty burned out still but there's no drat way I'm missing this specific game. Sign me up.

If you feel burned out, feel free to observe if you wish. No pressure. We even have a nice lounge for you.

Edit: also glad someone got the joke :haw:

Shellception
Oct 12, 2016

"I'm made up of the memories of my parents and my grandparents, all my ancestors. They're in the way I look, in the colour of my hair. And I'm made up of everyone I've ever met who's changed the way I think"

Deadmeat5150 posted:

If you feel burned out, feel free to observe if you wish. No pressure. We even have a nice lounge for you.

Edit: also glad someone got the joke :haw:

I'll survive, hope I'll get killed somewhere else before this starts. This one I want to see from the inside :allears:.

Also, there is Mr. Sholmes playing! Who wouldn't want to share a game with the world's greatest detective?

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
Unfortunately these are only the worlds greatest television detectives. I'm afraid Mr. Sholmes is the greatest in history, and therefore way too good for this.

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


Deadmeat5150 posted:

Unfortunately these are only the worlds greatest television detectives. I'm afraid Mr. Sholmes is the greatest in history, and therefore way too good for this.

...Well I'm afraid that is an argument that I can't counter.

Oh well I guess I'll just have to stick with Saber Cop for this game.

Maerlyn
Jun 29, 2003

Everything at once
the evil step-son

This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución

I'll be Professor Plum

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

greatest television detectives?

I'll piss off toal and claim Columbo :smug:

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
we can all be columbo if we try hard and believe in ourselves.

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

I certainly dress as well as Columbo

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination

Mr. Humalong posted:

I certainly dress as well as Columbo

"How much did that cost you? $35? No, please. I just want the shirt. That IS the cost of the shirt?"

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

“Why don’t you get your wife to take you on a shopping tour for your anniversary? Take a look at some suits, some shirts, slacks, socks, shoes…”

Maerlyn
Jun 29, 2003

Everything at once
the evil step-son

This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución

Save it for joke phase.

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

When you’re this funny, you don’t have to save material :smug:

Maerlyn
Jun 29, 2003

Everything at once
the evil step-son

This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

greatest television detectives?

I'll piss off toal and claim Columbo :smug:

Bosch. If I can't be Bosch forget it :colbert:

Idle Amalgam
Mar 7, 2008

said I'm never lackin'
always pistol packin'
with them automatics
we gon' send 'em to Heaven
I'll do it

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004


Ah the greatest detective among us has arrived

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

Going to have to withdraw my signup. Wasn’t aware this game isn’t union.

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

Dang it, just saw Pod ruined the joke in the general thread. Never mind.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
https://youtu.be/kciirtvSToA

postmodifier
Nov 24, 2004

The LIQUOR BOTTLES are out in full force.
MOM is surely nearby.
Hello, I have been invited to join in this magnanimous ball

and I will do so!

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
Sounds like a plan!

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy
Hello I'd like to sign up for my semi-annual game. I would like to be Nero Wolfe, who is really pissed at all of you that I had to drag my fat lazy rear end to Los Angeles instead of sitting in my NYC brownstone playing with orchids. I'm very good at detectiving and reading people for filth and bad at anything that requires me to not be fat and lazy.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

spacing in vienna posted:

Hello I'd like to sign up for my semi-annual game. I would like to be Nero Wolfe, who is really pissed at all of you that I had to drag my fat lazy rear end to Los Angeles instead of sitting in my NYC brownstone playing with orchids. I'm very good at detectiving and reading people for filth and bad at anything that requires me to not be fat and lazy.

You get Barney Fife. Maybe. I dunno it's random.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
:siren: SIGNUPS ARE CLOSED :siren:

Remember. If you want to be an observer, there's plenty of room.

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

Deadmeat5150 posted:

You get Barney Fife. Maybe. I dunno it's random.

Oh. In that case I'm gonna hope Chloe Decker is in the pile, with the super power of "gets to gently caress the Devil."

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

spacing in vienna posted:

Oh. In that case I'm gonna hope Chloe Decker is in the pile, with the super power of "gets to gently caress the Devil."

And has Amenadel's necklace so super strength too.

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Just one more thing!

Deadmeat5150 posted:

:siren: SIGNUPS ARE CLOSED :siren:

Remember. If you want to be an observer, there's plenty of room.

I'll observe

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spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

Sandicap posted:

And has Amenadel's necklace so super strength too.

:love: grandi you just get me

Let's be unofficial masons again

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