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ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021


This morning as I sipped my morning coffee I spotted a humble, furtive pilgrim gathering acorns for his Thanksgiving feast with the Indians. He tipped his pilgrim hat to me and I smiled and raised my steaming mug of coffee to him before he took his sack of acorns and trotted back to his pilgrim colony. Post here to discuss your own pilgrim sightings on this blessed Thanksgiving Day.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


One thing I'm not thankful for is this thread

Mega64
May 23, 2008



I saw a Pilgrim going through my trash this morning and when she spotted me she said I was going to hell for using so much lube.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

My piles are grim always

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


Saw two Pilgrims going at it over at the freeway overpass, just rutting like mad before man and God. They scampered off like frightened beasts when I shook a bottle with pebbles at them.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Chillaxin' to the MAX
*`'zebras4lyfe'`*

There was one in one of the trees out back firing his little flintlock in the air and being thankful!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Spooky Poster (:

John wayne hosed a pilgrim on e or something i think

zooted heh
Oct 15, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga


I saw one holding a cornucopia trying to cross a busy highway at night while driving home from work yesterday.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


Saw a few Pilgrims rooting through an empty potatofield. One Pilgrim established eyecontact with me, just moments before braining and swallowing whole a small rodent it had found and was clutching in its claw-like hands.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006



Checked the traps this morning. Nothing yet.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Pilgrims aren't native to my country but our zoo has a breeding pair. I should go check them out.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I saw pilgrims rooting through my neighbor's trash at night

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005


death to pilgrims

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005


the thanksgiving kind, not the islam kind

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Send those people back where they came from, this is our country and weíre full.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





I saw a pilgrim in the closet with Satan

zooted heh
Oct 15, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga


pilgrims are a invasive species. they can really mess up your pumpkin patches and try to steal your livestock.

lucky I have my thermal night vision goggles and my trusty AR 15 to exterminate any that trespass on my land.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


Donít have that problem here in the sunshine state. I do have to chase off conquistadors every once in a while who think my water softener system is the fountain of youth.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



howdy pilgrim :clint:

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*


not feeling thankful about your lies op. your dinner will be a bit dryer every lie you tell.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"



I just took an enormous an enormous Squanto (it was this post)

zooted heh
Oct 15, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga


Last year I was sitting in my living room with the backyard blinds open and one walk right to the window and press its body against it.

It looked really cold and hungry but I know once you feed or cloth them they never leave.

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012



Yeah there was one rooting for acorns out back until my dog spotted it and it scampered up a tree. Now it's up there chittering and dropping acorn shells just to antagonize my dog who's running around the tree barking her head off. God I hate this holiday.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007



one of my neighbors left a fresh pie on their balcony to cool and I saw a pilgrim trying to climb up and snatch it

I hollered at him and he was so shocked he fell. He kind lay there for awhile then he got up and scampered off

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Whatís that pilgrim doing to that turkeyís anus?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





No u didn't

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Lil bitch

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Where were they on pilgrimage to?

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







I stole his liíl buckle shoes and filled em full of piss

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Thatís what I think about pilgrims.

The Scientist
Nov 6, 2009



Ramrod XTreme

im bequeathing hezekiah my used sex arse

The Scientist
Nov 6, 2009



Ramrod XTreme

The Scientist posted:

im bequeathing hezekiah my used sex arse

Don't sign your posts!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

if your pilgrims become a nuisance you can make a trap by taking a large bucket and filling it with water and floating a pumpkin pie in the middle, and put a ramp up to it. the pilgrims will enter seeking the pie but due to their heavy shoe buckles cannot swim. be sure to empty the trap regularly

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Nooner posted:

John wayne hosed a pilgrim on e or something i think

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


My schlong will make a pilgrimage to OPís prostate.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



Maybe if the pilgrims weren't so stupid they put their belts on their hats they wouldn't have been kicked out of Latvia or wherever in the first place.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005





You know, if a colony gets too big to support itself, they begin hanging members of the population for witchcraft.

not a bot
Jan 9, 2019


So he had a big nutsack huh

kazr
Jan 28, 2005



saw a pilgrim drinking a pina colada at trader vics

his hair was perfect

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feelix
Nov 27, 2016


the furtive pilgrim, so easily forgotten

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