Pablo Nergigante posted:

ME: Turkey? More like Turdey
FATHER-IN-LAW: Lol this family sucks so much.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

ME: Turkey? More like Turdey
FATHER-IN-LAW: Lol this family sucks so much.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Dear lord thank you for this bounty we are about to receive. *Opens warzone supply box*

Bicyclops posted:

bursting into tears and running out to my car when I realize that I was mishearing a single letter in the family nickname for me, which I'd always thought was Uncle Gamefaq.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

ME: Turkey? More like Turdey
FATHER-IN-LAW: Lol this family sucks so much.

symbolic posted:

half-listening to my nephew babble about his cool imaginary friend only for my blood to run cold after hearing "so do you wanna meet Shiddy?"

symbolic posted:

half-listening to my nephew babble about his cool imaginary friend only for my blood to run cold after hearing "so do you wanna meet Shiddy?"

That Little Demon posted:

mom bought a "nintendo" since I last visited, destroyed that oval office using only Jigglypuff sleep and down+b - maybe wear a mask during dinner next time bitch

That Little Demon posted:

95 year old stepdad laying in bed at 1pm watching the Dog Show on TV, upstairs putting emulators on their 16 year old iMac and making sure I still know all the passwords to check my inheritance is still there

Larry Parrish posted:

lmao

That Little Demon posted:

My uncle Jerry said my cousins Darryl and James finally made it on to a professional DOTA 2 team and how proud he was. I had to grit my teeth in anger the entire night because my cousins knew how much I loved dota but never invited me to scrim. He talked all night about the 7.67 patch meta and I had to do my damnedest not to just get up and leave.

That Little Demon posted:

Sister went on a tirade against the FGC about how a "few bad apples" spoiled the whole bunch when I had to explain that not everyone in the FGC were rapists and pedophiles like WholeSomeChungus77 and TedTheGeek


edit: apparently TedTheGeek released his manifesto after I made this post where he talked about his 10 year history of loving children in the smash community

Wormskull posted:

Mom ChromeCasting her iPad to the 86” TV to show off her latest achievements in Legends of Empire: The Story of Legend.

That Little Demon posted:

Sister said she and her husband had fallen on hard times due to covid layoffs at their jobs, and couldn't afford the halo battlepass... I wanted to help but I knew she was just going to use the xbox live credit on fortnite again

EmmyOk posted:

glitchless 100% dinner eaten "growing boy" run

That Little Demon posted:

wonderful, just wonderful! My brothers stupid crotchspawn somehow got into the basement, powered on my playstation and deleted my entire final fantasy 7 save that I've had for over 22 years

Wormskull posted:

Loling imagining destitute gamers at the nearest CVS Walgreens intersection creeping out during red lights trying to trade sugar free monsters for 20 dollar MS points cards, battlepasses, Weapon XP boosts, etc.

Wormskull posted:

Shape on a bench that I thought was just gigantic cargo shorts under a bunch of trash quivers, startling me.

That Little Demon posted:

the cool uncle, Bryan, who gave me the star trek TNG trading card game (I'm talking like the entire set) when I was 6, showed me a dimebag of gfuel and we snorted a few lines in the basement off moms wii fit board

Wormskull posted:

Trying to log into steam on my WW1 veteran grandpas 30 year old computer to show him my Gold Elite 3 badge in CS.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

78 Year Old Synthy, slowly standing upright, to wife of 50 years: Tell me. Was I an epic sniper? Did I get banned from the TF2 Goon Servers for nothing? *breaks down crying while family of normies attempts to console me without ever understanding*

That Little Demon posted:

Honestly it was a weird night... David is finally home after 7 tours in Afghanistan, and he barely knew anything about the Series versions of Xbox. Lots of awkward silence after I describe how his and his wifes TV didn't have VRR or 120hz capabilities

EmmyOk posted:

glitchless 100% dinner eaten "growing boy" run

That Little Demon posted:

asking my grandson to read off a 2xp code under a dew cap for me

symbolic posted:

lmfao at everything

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lmfao

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Turning off Alice’s Restaurant on my parents’ Bose to start a new thanksgiving song tradition: the video game a capella guy doing Katamari on the rocks

herculon posted:

Great uncle Festus had to get rushed to the hospital because he tried to show us he could still lift an Xbox.

EmmyOk posted:

Thought this would be the thanksgiving my parents finally got back together, then dad picked Oddjob in golden eye…

HolePisser1982 posted:

herculon posted:

Waiting for the right moment to ruin this dinner by taking off my sweater and revealing my shirt that reads ‘PS3 Firmware Matters’

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Getting into a confusing back and forth with my uncle about CRT in schools. I just want kids to learn about composite vs component, input lag etc

Fungah! posted:

got banished to the n-zone (my nickname for crying between the furnace and the water heater) when mean uncle terry whistled the chocobo theme while carving the bird

Bicyclops posted:

bursting into tears and running out to my car when I realize that I was mishearing a single letter in the family nickname for me, which I'd always thought was Uncle Gamefaq.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

ME: Turkey? More like Turdey
FATHER-IN-LAW: Lol this family sucks so much.

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

lmfao

EmmyOk posted:

Lol dude turkey isn't required for dinner completion, you just need to eat 30% of your cranberries two spoons of potato (no gravy hack shout out to ThaSlovenlyGamer77) and then when the mother boss is turned you eat the pie slice in one and can be done in sub 2:37

EmmyOk posted:

glitchless 100% dinner eaten "growing boy" run

herculon posted:

I don't care that you had the start button held down while you had the microwave door open. That still counts as a full button press!

Bicyclops posted:

yes it IS going to take about two weeks for the turkey to be done. I'd like to see you try to preheat the oven faster with this few button presses.

EmmyOk posted:

calling seconds new dinner plus until my mother smashes my brains out with a meat tenderiser

symbolic posted:

Aunt Cheryl snaps and lunges at me with a carving knife after the sixth time i compliment her drink as "amazing looking water"

symbolic posted:

Aunt Cheryl snaps and lunges at me with a carving knife after the sixth time i compliment her drink as "amazing looking water"

symbolic posted:

Aunt Cheryl snaps and lunges at me with a carving knife after the sixth time i compliment her drink as "amazing looking water"

Bicyclops posted:

haha, yeah. there's always that one aunt filling the wine glass with the ol' bed goo

Pablo Nergigante posted:

ME: Turkey? More like Turdey
FATHER-IN-LAW: Lol this family sucks so much.

Bicyclops posted:

bursting into tears and running out to my car when I realize that I was mishearing a single letter in the family nickname for me, which I'd always thought was Uncle Gamefaq.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

MOM: For the last time, please stop calling going back for seconds a “corpse run”

I got the tude now posted:

Peeking over my Nintendo 3DS XL eyebrow raised to look at my nephew playing with blocks, I chuckle as o increase the volume of Phoenix Wright ever so slightly.