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vanisher



Oh hello yes please come in. Look I know it's Thanksgiving but this is the only time we could do this.

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barnold

...but i didnt finish




please mute your mics! that means you, Dave :colbert:

vanisher



Coffee is here but the meeting will start soon so please just take your seats I don't want people congregating around the coffee delaying things

vanisher



Thank you Barnold for being the first to arrive thanks also for the positive attitude

take the moon

by sebmojo


im here, love working and being @ work

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Cardi BYOB

PHANTOM QUEEN




Hey everybody sorry I'm late, I was in traffic trying to get back from dropping off Jana at the half day kindergarten for our bubble. Sorry, sorry! Hi Stacy, welcome back!

Cardi BYOB

PHANTOM QUEEN




Stacy, can you hear me? I can't hear anybody, is this thing working? Hello? Hello? Can you just let me know if you can hear me?

Cardi BYOB

PHANTOM QUEEN




I'm not sure if anyone can hear me so I'm going to just wait and try again in a minute okay? But I'm still on here. Wait, nobody can hear me.

vanisher



Thank you for joining. Oh you brought Coffee from outside that's fine.

Ass-penny



I'm here, I'm queer, trucking and loving, etc.

Hello all and also gently caress you bitches.

vanisher



Thank you yes please take a seat. Oh looks like they delivered our lunch a bit early. Please everyone wait until the end of the meeting we won't be much longer.

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




I've had a lot of cider and stumble into the meeting clearly drunk.

Sorry I forgot about this I slur

teen witch

Hugs are better than drugs!


my sunglasses donít come off and I have a large coffee that Iím going to chug, and then leave midway in the meeting to go pee for a suspiciously long time.

both leaving and returning to the meeting I hipcheck people, but ever so slightly.

vanisher



Great some more joining, yes you can eat that since it's from outside. Oh the dessert is here please everyone just wait until the meeting is over

vanisher



Almost top of the hour so we can begin, just a few more minutes for the stragglers

pecan



*holds an empty cup and stands, eyeing the carton of regular blend and dark blend for 20 minutes* hmmm

biosterous




oh jeez sorry i'm late but i brought some mcdonalds chikn mcnuggets we can share if you want



thank you nut for this sig!!!

gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here
he/him or they/them, either works

google THIS



Hey. (immediately positions my phone just under tabletop level and never looks up again)

vanisher



Great some more are coming in. Looks like the breakfast burritos arrived PLEASE wait we are about to begin.

Stoner Sloth



Uh... hi everyone! *hides a small jar of piss cause i clealry thought i was being called in for a drug test - would have aced it to, that pee is loaded with drugs!!*

Cardi BYOB

PHANTOM QUEEN




Hey sooooo hi everyone hey hi I got another coffee hi

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




sorry boss, i'll be calling in via zoom because i hate my job


thank you Pot Smoke Phoenix!


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share your shame here

vanisher



Welcome yes plenty of seating left. Looks like some additional breakfast options are arriving but again please wait until the meeting is ended.

Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


Sorry if I'm late you didn't uhhh.... Actually put a time.

vanisher



No problem you're actually right on time. Oh yes please set up the carving station in the back thank you.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Sorry I'm late! Jerry needed my help figuring out how to log into the company network. You know how he is. loving Jerry.

Putty


*sound of toilet flushing*

vanisher



No problem there's some room over near the windows, we'll get some more chairs in here. Oh yes please put the chocolate fountain anywhere. Thank you. Meeting is starting shortly.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

I came as fast as could did I miss the meeting

vanisher



Welcome stragglers we're about to begin

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Hey, sorry, this meeting space is scheduled for repainting today. You all need to go somewhere else unless you want to huff paint fumes for the next four hours.

vanisher



We'll be getting the meeting underway rapidly so no need to delay the painting. Oh, yes place those mixed nuts where there's room thanks

Ass-penny



*Devouring breakfast burritos like Garfield scarfing lasagna*
*Stops, looks up with wide eyes at the other people in attendance*
*A single bead of hot sauce rolls down my face*

empty whippet box

friendship


hey! hey yea it's me down here, haha. on the laptop. yea, could you tilt the screen a bit so i can see - oh, the connection's going out a bit - can you hear me? hello? he-hello? hello? can anyone - ok, I'm gonna leave and come back in. Ok, that seems to have worked. oh dang, they walked away. hey! hey! haha yea, on the laptop. dialing into the meeting remotely here.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Looks around the room...

vanisher



Welcome! Yes, any moment now the presentation will begin. Okay put the water over there.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Nov 26, 2021

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

someone keeps blocking my nips. Typical meeting!

fps_nug



*carrying a half eaten bag of bagels in, trips and falls spilling them all*

vanisher



Welcome, yes. Oh yeah! We're also celebrating all the November birthdays. Yes, let me place this cake down here.

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Putty


Employees up, productivity down

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