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Oh hello yes please come in. Look I know it's Thanksgiving but this is the only time we could do this.
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please mute your mics! that means you, Dave 
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Nov 25, 2021 22:27
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Coffee is here but the meeting will start soon so please just take your seats I don't want people congregating around the coffee delaying things
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Nov 25, 2021 22:28
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Thank you Barnold for being the first to arrive thanks also for the positive attitude
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Nov 25, 2021 22:34
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im here, love working and being @ work
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Nov 25, 2021 22:38
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Hey everybody sorry I'm late, I was in traffic trying to get back from dropping off Jana at the half day kindergarten for our bubble. Sorry, sorry! Hi Stacy, welcome back! |
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Nov 25, 2021 22:38
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Stacy, can you hear me? I can't hear anybody, is this thing working? Hello? Hello? Can you just let me know if you can hear me? |
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Nov 25, 2021 22:39
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I'm not sure if anyone can hear me so I'm going to just wait and try again in a minute okay? But I'm still on here. Wait, nobody can hear me. |
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Nov 25, 2021 22:40
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Thank you for joining. Oh you brought Coffee from outside that's fine.
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Nov 25, 2021 22:50
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I'm here, I'm queer, trucking and loving, etc. Hello all and also gently caress you bitches. |
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Nov 25, 2021 23:01
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Thank you yes please take a seat. Oh looks like they delivered our lunch a bit early. Please everyone wait until the end of the meeting we won't be much longer.
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Nov 25, 2021 23:08
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I've had a lot of cider and stumble into the meeting clearly drunk. Sorry I forgot about this I slur |
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Nov 25, 2021 23:14
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my sunglasses don’t come off and I have a large coffee that I’m going to chug, and then leave midway in the meeting to go pee for a suspiciously long time. both leaving and returning to the meeting I hipcheck people, but ever so slightly.
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Nov 25, 2021 23:20
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Great some more joining, yes you can eat that since it's from outside. Oh the dessert is here please everyone just wait until the meeting is over
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Nov 25, 2021 23:27
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Almost top of the hour so we can begin, just a few more minutes for the stragglers
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Nov 25, 2021 23:32
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*holds an empty cup and stands, eyeing the carton of regular blend and dark blend for 20 minutes* hmmm
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Nov 25, 2021 23:36
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oh jeez sorry i'm late but i brought some mcdonalds chikn mcnuggets we can share if you want
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Nov 25, 2021 23:50
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Hey. (immediately positions my phone just under tabletop level and never looks up again) |
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Nov 25, 2021 23:54
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Great some more are coming in. Looks like the breakfast burritos arrived PLEASE wait we are about to begin.
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Uh... hi everyone! *hides a small jar of piss cause i clealry thought i was being called in for a drug test - would have aced it to, that pee is loaded with drugs!!* |
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Nov 26, 2021 00:17
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Hey sooooo hi everyone hey hi I got another coffee hi |
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Nov 26, 2021 00:17
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sorry boss, i'll be calling in via zoom because i hate my job
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Nov 26, 2021 00:18
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Welcome yes plenty of seating left. Looks like some additional breakfast options are arriving but again please wait until the meeting is ended.
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Nov 26, 2021 00:28
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Sorry if I'm late you didn't uhhh.... Actually put a time. |
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Nov 26, 2021 00:32
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No problem you're actually right on time. Oh yes please set up the carving station in the back thank you.
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Nov 26, 2021 00:38
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Sorry I'm late! Jerry needed my help figuring out how to log into the company network. You know how he is. loving Jerry. |
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Nov 26, 2021 01:20
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No problem there's some room over near the windows, we'll get some more chairs in here. Oh yes please put the chocolate fountain anywhere. Thank you. Meeting is starting shortly.
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Nov 26, 2021 01:24
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I came as fast as could did I miss the meeting |
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Nov 26, 2021 01:33
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Welcome stragglers we're about to begin
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Nov 26, 2021 01:36
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Hey, sorry, this meeting space is scheduled for repainting today. You all need to go somewhere else unless you want to huff paint fumes for the next four hours. |
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Nov 26, 2021 01:47
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We'll be getting the meeting underway rapidly so no need to delay the painting. Oh, yes place those mixed nuts where there's room thanks
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Nov 26, 2021 01:56
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*Devouring breakfast burritos like Garfield scarfing lasagna* *Stops, looks up with wide eyes at the other people in attendance* *A single bead of hot sauce rolls down my face* |
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Nov 26, 2021 02:21
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hey! hey yea it's me down here, haha. on the laptop. yea, could you tilt the screen a bit so i can see - oh, the connection's going out a bit - can you hear me? hello? he-hello? hello? can anyone - ok, I'm gonna leave and come back in. Ok, that seems to have worked. oh dang, they walked away. hey! hey! haha yea, on the laptop. dialing into the meeting remotely here.
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Nov 26, 2021 02:51
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Nov 26, 2021 03:16
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Welcome! Yes, any moment now the presentation will begin. Okay put the water over there.
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Nov 26, 2021 03:28
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someone keeps blocking my nips. Typical meeting! |
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Nov 26, 2021 03:44
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*carrying a half eaten bag of bagels in, trips and falls spilling them all* |
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Nov 26, 2021 03:46
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Welcome, yes. Oh yeah! We're also celebrating all the November birthdays. Yes, let me place this cake down here.
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