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Thank God I managed to dodge another meeting |
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Nov 27, 2021 09:03
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Yet another thread that could have been a funny email chain instead 
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guys I thought this was a smoke free meeting what's up with this
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Nov 29, 2021 19:06
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Goons Are Great posted:guys I thought this was a smoke free meeting what's up with this coughing at the closed window. It is it is, the smoke is outside.
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Nov 29, 2021 19:12
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Creeping into the employee lounge to see if there's any leftover Jimmy John's or Qdoba from the big meeting I skipped, finding only a half empty Dunkin Donuts bottled latte and drinking it anyway.
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Nov 29, 2021 19:46
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How Wonderful! posted:Creeping into the employee lounge to see if there's any leftover Jimmy John's or Qdoba from the big meeting I skipped, finding only a half empty Dunkin Donuts bottled latte and drinking it anyway. There's a Dunkin cup in the basement that's "full" that has been sitting there for about 15 years now in the basement at work. I'm too scared to touch it to see if the rumor that it's full is actually true. I find it funny that no one has moved it in the 3 years I've been here and based on looks am inclined to believe it's been here the other 12 that people claim.
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Nov 29, 2021 19:50
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*finally throws away last remaining attendee* "You're starting to smell." |
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Nov 29, 2021 19:59
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Goons Are Great posted:guys I thought this was a smoke free meeting what's up with this it's just weed smoke my dude, be cool pixaal posted:There's a Dunkin cup in the basement that's "full" that has been sitting there for about 15 years now in the basement at work. I'm too scared to touch it to see if the rumor that it's full is actually true. I find it funny that no one has moved it in the 3 years I've been here and based on looks am inclined to believe it's been here the other 12 that people claim. 
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Nov 29, 2021 21:39
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We're having our meeting in an ancient University Hall or Inn of Court. Always feel like the important decisions should be made in a place with gravitas. |
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Nov 29, 2021 22:28
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Can we get the budget for next quarter’s off-site? TIA |
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Dec 1, 2021 06:58
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JNCO BILOBA posted:Can we get the budget for next quarter’s off-site? TIA $69,420
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Dec 1, 2021 14:41
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Man, investing in that catering company is really paying off poo poo did I say that out loud? That is, uh, totally something that someone in clear violation of our insider trading policy might say. Hypothetically. |
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Dec 1, 2021 16:42
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Someone walks in to the room and upon finding our dead bodies presumes it was a cult suicide pact. Little do they know we really couldn't agree on mini cupcakes v mini donuts for the snacks. |
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Dec 1, 2021 16:47
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Bright Bart posted:Someone walks in to the room and upon finding our dead bodies presumes it was a cult suicide pact. I remember one year at the local Renaissance festival there was a mini donut truck and some people were pissed but it's like, is that what is breaking your suspension of disbelief that we aren't in the late 1500s? Imagine being upset at a mini donut truck. |
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Dec 1, 2021 21:49
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*bursts through doors* shitter's full |
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Dec 1, 2021 21:59
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You go to them to get drunk smoke some weed in the back of the jousting pit, then watch some guy almost light his beard on fire after saying he's done it twice already while fire breathing and still refuses to shave it.
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Dec 1, 2021 21:59
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rear end-penny posted:I remember one year at the local Renaissance festival there was a mini donut truck and some people were pissed but it's like, is that what is breaking your suspension of disbelief that we aren't in the late 1500s? Imagine being upset at a mini donut truck. Pretty sure fried dough dusted in sugar predates civilization. |
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Dec 1, 2021 22:02
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Finger Prince posted:Pretty sure fried dough dusted in sugar predates civilization. Yeah but back then they only had full sized donuts |
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Dec 1, 2021 22:10
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google THIS posted:Yeah but back then they only had full sized donuts Mini donuts, pshaw! Back in my day, donuts were the size of a wheeeel! You could get one for thrice a haypenny and you'd roll 'em back to your house with a stick! |
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Dec 1, 2021 22:20
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google THIS posted:Yeah but back then they only had full sized donuts *nodding rapidly* it wasn't until the early 1900s Nikola Tesla figured out how to make donuts mini. Then of course Edison stole it and all of the credit.
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Dec 1, 2021 22:21
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rear end-penny posted:*nodding rapidly* it wasn't until the early 1900s Nikola Tesla figured out how to make donuts mini. Then of course Edison stole it and all of the credit. Elon Musk was alive in the 1900s?! was it the later part like 1990?
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Do you mind if I include this in this year's Annual Holiday Card? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3986764 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Do you mind if I include this in this year's Annual Holiday Card? go for it!
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vanisher posted:go for it! 
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