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porfiria
Dec 10, 2008


drat, I'll never get to play Elden Ring. Or make love, probably.

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


This won't affect me. :smug:

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.


Since when do we believe what NASA has to say about anything? :tinfoil:

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Wrong dipshits. Elons battery car is whipping around mars now and will smash into the asteroid at “ludicrous” speed.

dk2m
May 6, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL9aJcqrtnw

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





getting ready to buy the biggest stock market dip in history

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


(Cuts off balls)

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001

Congratulations on not getting fit on Sunday, dumbass!



Nap Ghost

GoFundMe to send Bruce Willis on Elon Musk's starship to drill 800 feet deep with his Boring machine into the comet and detonate a small nuclear warhead.


Assuming we make our stretch goals, we will send along people who are qualified to fly a spaceship, drill, and operate a nuclear warhead. If we really blow it out of the water, we'll fund an extra 2nd starship with Ben Affleck.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003




LMAO at those losers stuck on the ISS

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

DiCaprio should do more comedy. He's actually kinda funny.

That cast, though.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







*People spend a month arguing about politics instead of figuring out how to destroy the asteroid*

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Is that a covid analogy?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



Waltzing Along posted:

Is that a covid analogy?

:iiaca:

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho


BigBadSteve posted:

(Cuts off balls)

how will you pee without the temporary storage

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Nuts and Gum posted:

Wrong dipshits. Elons battery car is whipping around mars now and will smash into the asteroid at “ludicrous” speed.

Lol it slams into it behind ensuring it goes faster

Vanilla Bison
Mar 27, 2010


oh thank GOD all that car maintenance i've been putting off doesn't matter anymore

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


So orgy?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003



Pillbug

Sophy Wackles posted:

*People spend a month arguing about politics instead of figuring out how to destroy the asteroid*

its fake news liberal ploy there is no asteroid

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Vanilla Bison posted:

oh thank GOD all that car maintenance i've been putting off doesn't matter anymore

Now's the time to extend your car warranty

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000


Philthy posted:

its fake news liberal ploy there is no asteroid

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I hope it lands directly on my balls

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

One month?
Jeez
Ok gonna smoke again :haw:
.road trip to Georgia to party with Blue Train I guess

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010



imma eat all the junk food

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]


*walks the street downtown yelling*

ANYONE GOT ANY DRUGS? NEED SOME DRUGS! WOULD LOVE SOME DRUGS

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic



gonna petition joe biden to start a war, just for old times sake

French Accent
Feb 3, 2012



perfect time to play final fantasy 7

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Touch Fuzzy, get Spooky


French Accent posted:

perfect time to play final fantasy 7

Or Majora's Mask.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Please ensure incidental bones are logged under the appropriate cost code.


Thanks Obama!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Shut the gently caress up nasa

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Milo and POTUS posted:

Lol it slams into it behind ensuring it goes faster

lmao we deserve this future

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


NASA steers the asteroid directly into Moscow, fulfilling the ambitions of our space program’s founders. The ultimate V weapon.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012


large asteroid nfts bid starting at 1btc/69eth/420doge

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~


Vanilla Bison posted:

oh thank GOD all that car maintenance i've been putting off doesn't matter anymore

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially

Taco Defender

This is good for Bitcoin!

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



ProperCoochie
Oct 11, 2004

In Sicily, carbombs are more dangerous than women.

There's an Australian movie released about 10 years ago called These Final Hours. It's one of the most accurate takes on what the apocalypse would be like.

I'd hope to party, booze, snort, and gently caress til I drop but I'd probably be killed and mutilated by multiple sex perverts.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



I have a question re: The giant asteroid headed directly into earth.

Will the Pig's Giant Balls and Phuc Yu be alright?

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009





They were so preoccupied about if they could destroy the asteroid and save the Earth, nobody asked if they should

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dr.acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds



On one hand its good that everyone will die but otoh alot of animals are going to be vaporized too

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