- Pastel Candy Snake
- Sep 6, 2018
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by Hand Knit
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I would simply debate him in the marketplace of ideas.
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- Pastel Candy Snake
- Sep 6, 2018
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by Hand Knit
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When Hitler salutes, a thread of tooth floss tied to his shirt sleeve will tug on a cup, which would then spill out a small steel marble. The marble will roll down a narrow slope until it hits and knocks over a potted plant, causing it to fall and shatter onto a spring-loaded catapult with a cream-pie payload. The now-airborne pie will travel at a rapid velocity until it reaches its destination- a set of 10 bowling pins which it will deftly strike down. The sound of the thundering pins will startle a nearby mouse being housed in a running wheel, causing it to turn a series of gears operating a gate system. The gate will slowly rise until a Shop-Vac rolls out of its holding cell, turned on at full power with a suction hose pointing horizontally outward at waist-height. As the vacuum slowly approaches an unsuspecting Hitler from behind, more threads of floss spooled around the vacuum's wheels will pull down Hitler's trousers which they were sewn to. With his bare rear end in a top hat exposed, the Shop-Vac nozzle will snugly slide into his rectum, sucking his innards out with a loud series of sputters and squelching noises until Hitler shrivels in on himself and looks like a teddy bear that's been vacuum sealed in plastic.
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