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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Or do you go in a different room? Trying to figure this out because I heard a story about a chick trying to suck her bfs dick but she was getting frustrated because his biological father was sitting right there in the same room. She also does a super creepy impersonation of his mother when she starts to squat down. Iím wondering where the line is here? I think the forces of nature that prevent this from happening might be interpreted as an alternate source at this point. Anybody got a girlfriend that shove they bfs mom in the closet so she can give him a blowie? :thunkher:

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Usually I fart piss n poo poo

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

I use a sheet to separate the cock sucking and the living room like Joseph smith used to translate the word of god from ancient golden Egyptian plates while his buddy sucked his dick under the table.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012


family gloryhole usually sorts that out, then everyone gets to participate and bond

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


My parents are too fat OP. It wouldn't be possible to suck a dick around my parents. Just no way to make that work.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Like, suck your own dick? :confused:

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


Parents so fat you suck dick around your momma.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Your Best Paw Forward

Ham Wrangler

Well my parents are 2000 miles away so i can suck all the dick i want :twisted:
I am remembering my high school days when my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend at the time and he was fingering me or something. It's not a good feeling having your parents see that. But hey, horny high school kids will be horny. So that's the only situation i can think of when people suck dick around their parents and it's... sort of normal? I guess? I feel like getting caught having sex is some kind of high school rite of passage.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Sucking dick isnt just something you can stop doing cuz ur at ur parents house

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


I live on another continental but every month they get a postcard with a tally of all the dicks I've socket in the latest period. Most times it's just a series of Xs without comment as they know what it means but every once in a while I'll write DICKS SUCKED in capitals to be sure they don't forget.

Feel like our relationship is stronger since I read the suggestion to do this in Good Housekeeping.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Lotta perverts itt

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


yeah whatever you say Seth 'Pecksniffer"

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


like go sniff some pecks you gently caress

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


im sry im just upset cuz someone sniffed my peck on a public bus in 1997 and I've been traumatized from the assault ever since

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



My parents are usually pretty busy so its hard to get our schedules to line up

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

Pogchamp



i have no mouth and i must SUCK DICK

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

My parents are usually pretty busy so its hard to get our schedules to line up

Zoom and MS can help with this. Not the same but needs must.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i have no mouth and i must SUCK DICK

learn to inhale through ur rear end in a top hat

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


a creepy colon posted:

im sry im just upset cuz someone sniffed my peck on a public bus in 1997 and I've been traumatized from the assault ever since

Wish someone would sniff my peck

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



A thanksgiving cornucopia of cock just like Johnny Buckleshoes sucked on the first thanksgiving while native americans danced and sang (and also sucked)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Iím pretty certain this chick thinks sheís ďironed out all the kinks in the systemĒ and that sheís going to try it again, or ask someone else to try it to make sure her 6 different insane theories are all correct.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Im actually too busy for this kind of juvenile bullshit, OP.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






if im around my parents and need my junk sucked ill usually just have a venomous snake bite me right on the tip. how else am i going to get the venom out???

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

OP are u doing okay?

maybe have a nice grilled ham+cheese sandwich and a diet dr. pepper and see if that helps

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Chinatown posted:

OP are u doing okay?

maybe have a nice grilled ham+cheese sandwich and a diet dr. pepper and see if that helps

Hmmm Iím kind of busy deprogramming about 20 brainwashed people who were nearly out of their cult programming but got flash reprogrammed from one bad move and are likely to kill themselves and who are extremely resistant to anything I say or anything associated with me, pretty much on watch 24/7 to make sure they donít gently caress up or kill themselves for the last 3 weeks, but yeah maybe I can squeeze a ham sandwich in there for myself somewhere, cool. :shuckyes:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




I suck dick around OP's parents, but not my own

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Hmmm Iím kind of busy deprogramming about 20 brainwashed people who were nearly out of their cult programming but got flash reprogrammed from one bad move and are likely to kill themselves and who are extremely resistant to anything I say or anything associated with me, pretty much on watch 24/7 to make sure they donít gently caress up or kill themselves for the last 3 weeks, but yeah maybe I can squeeze a ham sandwich in there for myself somewhere, cool. :shuckyes:

its gotta be grilled aight? nice n toasty!!! :D

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Now that I think of it, I'm not sure I've ever even sucked dick in the same state as my parents.

Colorred
Dec 26, 2012


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Hmmm I’m kind of busy deprogramming about 20 brainwashed people who were nearly out of their cult programming but got flash reprogrammed from one bad move and are likely to kill themselves and who are extremely resistant to anything I say or anything associated with me, pretty much on watch 24/7 to make sure they don’t gently caress up or kill themselves for the last 3 weeks, but yeah maybe I can squeeze a ham sandwich in there for myself somewhere, cool. :shuckyes:

What on earth? I'm gonna need to hear more about this situation you're in, OP.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



All the no nos are goal goals now, success in any category equals death or lock up, the system wonít let me do these things so itís obviously not working, must find a way around this no matter who I hurt..

Because really itís such an important goal to suck dick in front of peopleís biological parents. She has to persist with this poo poo forever if it didnít work once. Itís the most important thing right now even if people are dying because of it.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



YeahTubaMike posted:

Now that I think of it, I'm not sure I've ever even sucked dick in the same state as my parents.

*sidles up to you and slides down aviator glasses*
EYYYY WANNA TRY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Your Best Paw Forward

Ham Wrangler

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

All the no nos are goal goals now, success in any category equals death or lock up, the system won’t let me do these things so it’s obviously not working, must find a way around this no matter who I hurt..

Because really it’s such an important goal to suck dick in front of people’s biological parents. She has to persist with this poo poo forever if it didn’t work once. It’s the most important thing right now even if people are dying because of it.

That is some high stakes dick sucking. I dunno if i could handle the pressure

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



It was definitely worth a month of carpet bombings.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Hmmm Iím kind of busy deprogramming about 20 brainwashed people who were nearly out of their cult programming but got flash reprogrammed from one bad move and are likely to kill themselves and who are extremely resistant to anything I say or anything associated with me, pretty much on watch 24/7 to make sure they donít gently caress up or kill themselves for the last 3 weeks, but yeah maybe I can squeeze a ham sandwich in there for myself somewhere, cool. :shuckyes:

You can always get Jimmy Johnís freaky fast delivery

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

I suck my dads dick all the time

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



I think some levels of stupidity require effort to sustain.

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Lol what is this 1955? Just lol if you donít suck dick in front of your parents.

I draw the line at eating rear end in front of them though. Itís just not polite to do at the dinner table.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Not since my mum filed the restraining order :(

Also realistically I don't live with my parent and don't visit her for enough time to gently caress a partner. I have other funny accidental stories but none that involve my mum. Sadly.

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005



If I don't my dad punches me and calls me useless.

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EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

cant stop wont stop


It's widely accepted that by banking enough Good Boy Points your parents will even pay for the floating rib removal surgery to encourage their adult son's lifelong hobbies.

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