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Parents so fat you suck dick around your momma.
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I live on another continental but every month they get a postcard with a tally of all the dicks I've socket in the latest period. Most times it's just a series of Xs without comment as they know what it means but every once in a while I'll write DICKS SUCKED in capitals to be sure they don't forget. Feel like our relationship is stronger since I read the suggestion to do this in Good Housekeeping.
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Nov 27, 2021 14:51
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:My parents are usually pretty busy so its hard to get our schedules to line up Zoom and MS can help with this. Not the same but needs must.
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Nov 27, 2021 15:13
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Last time a casual acquaintance was over I started slobbering all over that knob. He looked up at dad with a panicked face but pops just said "This is hardly the most awkward or dissapointing thing Bart's done today we learn to pick our battles" and went back to the newspaper.
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Nov 29, 2021 14:21
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