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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

What do u do? Would you have enough modern knowledge to make yourself rich? Im been thinking about this allot lately and im pretty sure im so stupid that id just end up poor and gay like in this timeline

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



I'm gonna make a thread about the 90s.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Whatever

Crawdad
Feb 26, 2016


If you predict 9/11 then now you're in Guantanamo Bay.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


i'd be undocumented, op. i wouldn't have a legal identity. i would be unable to access funds i hold in the current day, and would probably die homeless while my past self carries on into a future that they erroneously think is full of promise

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

that time travel really whips the llama's rear end

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

gonna take a stack of newspaper frontpages

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



I would register on the something awful forums

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Id swag on em

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Go rent Zombie at Blockbuster, because I'm an adult now and that cover was always cool.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012

Have u seen thos pig balls tho







Year 2000 regdate gently caress yeah

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





I warn them about Chapo Trap House

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




What are the legal ramifications to age of consent if I was 16 in 2000?

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Way too many joke answers plz take this seriously u guys

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Smugworth posted:

What are the legal ramifications to age of consent if I was 16 in 2000?

Simply swag on um

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



Shut the gently caress up op

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Big Beef City posted:

Shut the gently caress up op
Are u ok? Your posts arenít usually this angry

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Big Beef City posted:

Shut the gently caress up op

OP died

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




I'm glad of it

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

No i didnt

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.

Yam Slacker

The company I worked for went public around this time and with investments from a few major tech players (Intel was one), skyrocketed to over $50 a share! With the meager amount of stock I was gifted, I could have easily had sold it all and even minus fees, had enough money to buy a house outright and plenty of leftover money to invest into probably something like Amazon or Apple.

Instead in my naivete of such things, I held onto it until it very quickly became a penny stock where it's been for the past 15 years.

Travelling back in time, I could see myself selling that stock, doing the above with it, and year 2000 me not really noticing.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



runnypoops posted:

No i didnt

Ur no longer living

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


I'd give Osama Bin Laden some pointers and suggest they add Trump tower to their list.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



he's a loving zombo. get em boys

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I'd start by not telling anyone about 9/11 and then on 9/11 I'd hold a party to celebrate "the end of the 90s".

"But the 90s ended two years ago" they'll say.

"Did they?" I will reply in a weird sing-songy voice that people will later describe as ominous.

History will prove me right and my guests will remember the cool party I held for the rest of their lives.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...



I get arrested for identity theft but convince the judge I'm insane because I'm white I keep insisting I'm a time traveler and that they should do a DNA test to prove I'm the same person as a recent 15 year old transplant

then a black van shows up with people who believe me and are all too happy to take me away from the asylum, much to my chagrin. the paperwork and everyone's memories of me go missing instantly and my younger self is not informed of my ignominious end by vivisection

Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019


Before I decide for sure, seeing as I have a time machine, I am outside the law, right?

:grin:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



I'm super hungry!!!

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.




Hopefully that's enough time to secure the best possible seat for 9/11, not sure how many other time travelers to expect.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



register as nostragoonus and make a thread with hundreds of fake predictions but also predict the future of richard lowtax kyanka with crystal clear accuracy

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






stock up on those gold plated pokemon cards from burger king because they are worth millions now.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



which 2000. I think there are at least 2 2000s on what i would guess to be your main calendar, and using this loophole i'd like to go to the first 2000 not the second 2000

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Iíd not gently caress OPís mom, thereby preventing this thread from ever happening.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Steal the explosives from twin towers and hide them under lowtaxs office for an epic prank :D

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Id tell them "every time u poo poo that's like a dick going out of ur butt" the world will never be the same

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



i'd take flight lessons for the operation

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Also Iíd shut down the whole internet. Iím sorry, but it just made us too stupid to be allowed to live.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002





ďLol yíall arenít gonna believe this poo poo, butĒ

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*


going to tell my 4 year old self to get an account on something awful, so the users who ended up being childless by 2021 could experience raising a child digitally

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Dec 12, 2010

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