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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



The world is a post-apocalyptic hellscape, populated by sub-human mutants who eat themselves to death when they arenít passed out from their toxic farts. A small collective of humans in an underground colony has constructed a spaceship, not unironically named The Sexodus. A planetary colonization program is nearing fruition, and there are just a few decisions to be made. There is just enough room in the ships data banks to take 1 full television series to represent planet earth to colonial prospects. YOU are in charge of selecting the tv program from the only uncorrupted surviving media salvaged from a ghost city. Your two choices are:

Mr. Belvedere

Silver Spoons


Whatís it gonna be pal? :crossarms:

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Oh baby I hear the blues are callin

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





College Slice

Everyone has to say ďNiceĒ as hello and goodbye for the entire year.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo

I guess by 2169 we still haven't managed to complete the Omega 12 Projekt to snuff out all wretched life on the planet. Just another one of Lil' Congress's undelivered promises.

How is the Florida relandification program going?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



You forgot to mention the spaceship only has room for 420 people.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



sure okay posted:

Everyone has to say ďNiceĒ as hello and goodbye for the entire year.

:pcgaming: they are going to reject colonization.

Come on goons, which show is going to persuade people on other planets to welcome us with open arms? :thunk:

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Mr Belvedere because he sat on he own balls.

Also the Silver Spoons kid turned out to be a real freakin JERKBAG!!!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

Lol

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!


Can't you handle it? I'm a bit busy with all the sub-human mutant sex I'm having right now.

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


GOLDEN KEY

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



2169 AD or 2169 bce?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

The world is a post-apocalyptic hellscape, populated by sub-human mutants who eat themselves to death when they arenít passed out from their toxic farts. A small collective of humans in an underground colony has constructed a spaceship, not unironically named The Sexodus. A planetary colonization program is nearing fruition, and there are just a few decisions to be made. There is just enough room in the ships data banks to take 1 full television series to represent planet earth to colonial prospects. YOU are in charge of selecting the tv program from the only uncorrupted surviving media salvaged from a ghost city. Your two choices are:

Mr. Belvedere

Silver Spoons


Whatís it gonna be pal? :crossarms:

Has anyone ever seen these shows besides you and Seth McFarland? I ask because here and Family Guy are the only time I've ever heard of these shows.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Mr Belvedere because he sat on he own balls.

Also the Silver Spoons kid turned out to be a real freakin JERKBAG!!!

Which episode did he sit on he own balls? This could be endearing on a planet where the people have very big balls. :haibrow:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


And I choose I Love Lucy gently caress Y'ALL GETTIN' MY OWN DANG PLANET!

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Which episode did he sit on he own balls? This could be endearing on a planet where the people have very big balls. :haibrow:

It wasnít the plot line of an episode. It happened during filming and he crushed them babies so bad they had to stop filming for a few days.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Fleta Mcgurn posted:

And I choose I Love Lucy gently caress Y'ALL GETTIN' MY OWN DANG PLANET!

Yeah ok buddy, all the reels of ILL were desecrated during the pissídmodern movement of 2089. There are likely snippets of frog porn and 30 guitar punk roll bands every few seconds, and the trebulites likely put digitally enhanced witch noses on all the women during the masculanist rebellion of 2120. So what you have is garbage. :shrug:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



I googled both these shows and one of them has a cover that's not all white people so I pick that one

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i choose the similarly titled slice of life anime about the daily life of a student at a farming university, Silver Spoon

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

It wasnít the plot line of an episode. It happened during filming and he crushed them babies so bad they had to stop filming for a few days.

You uh, you have untainted directors commentary? :getin:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





*runs into the meeting room panting and gasping and holding up a DVD*

WAIT *gasp, pant*

I found...the entire run of Friday the 13th: The Series

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You uh, you have untainted directors commentary? :getin:

Iím sorry but Mr Belvedere remains extremely embarrassed about the whole situation and over the years has killed all of the witnesses. Iíve put my own life in grave danger just by telling you but the truth must be revealed.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


Sid Vicious posted:

i choose the similarly titled slice of life anime about the daily life of a student at a farming university, Silver Spoon

Picking an anime is a good way to get the last survivors of humanity killed by the inhabitants of whatever planet they land on.

Or was that your intention?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Yaldabaoth posted:

Picking an anime is a good way to get the last survivors of humanity killed by the inhabitants of whatever planet they land on.

Or was that your intention?

its cute

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Iím sorry but Mr Belvedere remains extremely embarrassed about the whole situation and over the years has killed all of the witnesses. Iíve put my own life in grave danger just by telling you but the truth must be revealed.

Maybe we should just go with silver spoons then. :thunk:

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I don't know what those two shows are, OP. In fact, I think you're having a laugh, and they never existed. They don't exist and you're a liar. A LYING LIAR. STOP LYING TO EVERYONE OP, STOP IT, JUST STOP.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



syntaxfunction posted:

I don't know what those two shows are, OP. In fact, I think you're having a laugh, and they never existed. They don't exist and you're a liar. A LYING LIAR. STOP LYING TO EVERYONE OP, STOP IT, JUST STOP.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015




drat he sat on them shits HARD duuuude. :stare:

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i camt believe i napped for 148 years and no one woke me up

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


Sid Vicious posted:

i camt believe i napped for 148 years and no one woke me up

You told us never to wake you when your napping, so that's on you man, that's on you!

Woodsy Owl
Oct 26, 2004


You think any of the COVIDs will end this year?

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012


in the year 2169 only bussys on the menu

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007




I didn't know that futurama song was a parody!

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


Attention, I repeat attention! All ships, look out below! There is a change in the status quo and we're going to need all the help that we can get.

Captain, the unidentified ship is hailing us. According to this uh... new arrival, life is more than mere survival!

WE JUST MIGHT LIVE THE GOOD LIFE YET

signalnoise fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Nov 30, 2021

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


OP, you're disgusting. The people in those ancient shows walk around with bared faces. You would unravel the entire moral fabric of our society.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Dinosaur Gum

The answer is clear...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf9eKEjdmE0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wj4PqQ9qnE#t=493s

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Maybe we should just go with silver spoons then. :thunk:

Itís too late. Mr Belvedere found me and sat on my balls until I died.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Itís too late. Mr Belvedere found me and sat on my balls until I died.

:glomp:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



Bob Uecker never claims to have sat on his balls while still calling Brewer games.
I don't believe you guys.

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Big Beef City posted:

Bob Uecker never claims to have sat on his balls while still calling Brewer games.
I don't believe you guys.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol fleta, i don't think beef bought himself that av

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