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Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





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deadking

Hello? Charlemagne?!


pizzas for the fellas

Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


I want two small pizza with a single pepperoni in the middle of each, please.

biosterous




please give me the 3rd-manliest pizza


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he/him or they/them, either works

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

Cracking open a hot'n'cheezy one with the boys

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!


Zurtilik posted:

I want two small pizza with a single pepperoni in the middle of each, please.
We don't have pepperoni, only MENS.

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

testosteroni

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we serve: BOYS, LADS, MEN, DUDES, BROS, FELLAS, GUYS, GENTS, BLOKES, HOMBRES AND ALL MANNERS OF MISTERS


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Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


Mister, mister. Never knew how much I mister.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Dr. Honked posted:

testosteroni


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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Is this the MEN'Z KAVE, but with pizza instead of haircuts? Is there still complimentaty coffee?

vanisher



Mens only pizza shop includes a relaxing ballcuzi while you wait

Macnult


pizza boyolis

pecan



sausage party supreme

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

calzone more like Al zone



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pecan



calrogenous zone

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Peenza shop


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Some Guys, NO GIRLS, and a Pizza Place!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

No no, you're mispronouncing it. These are garlic-loaded bread's dicks. And YES we ARE dipping them in marinara.



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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Rumor has it the YOB boys are hazing each other again... they're making each other put their balls in one of those marbled plastic drinking glasses, you know, like the pizzeria in your home town from when you were a kid? You remember the one? The fake Tiffany light fixtures, Simpsons arcade booth in the back, always a couple delivery guys with slicked back hair hanging out by the counter, looking as cool as could be? You remember your parents vaguely knew the owner from church, his name was Sam but the place was called Sal's, and he looked chubby and happy, a little permanent smudge of grease on his apron. Life seemed so simple then, your feet didn't even touch the floor from the red vinyl booth, with the cracks in the vinyl... all you needed to feel proud and whole was for mom and dad to take you here to split a large cheese pizza, with a little side dish of spaghetti and a single meatball on top, and then at the end of the meal a slice of strawberry cheese-cake in a plastic shell-case, the kind of meal that told you that you were loved and the universe made sense, and you remember walking back to your dad's pickup in the melting snow, your socks wet and cold by the time you crossed the parking lot. Anyway yeah those boys are putting their drat NUTS in the CUP!!!!!!!!

How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Nov 29, 2021



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pecan



why is the calzone open at one end?

Nosfereefer



i love brolives on 'za, but guynapple has no place on it

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Can you deliver it to my back door? And throw in some extra mustache dippin' sauce, please.

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Men's pizza has that special touch just for guys... the kind of extra attention to details that dudes just NOTICE. That's right... each and every one of our limited edition Jeep Gladiator® Guy Pies has been carefully backed over by a 2020 Jeep Gladiator® in an empty Dave and Buster's parking lot for the perfect texture, with just a hint of "Go Anywhere, Do Anything"® ruggedness in each bite.



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take the moon

by sebmojo


lmao

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pecan posted:

calrogenous zone

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


what kind of crust do we have? how about crusty assholes because we dont wipe? how you like them crusts?

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




A mahogany and sandalwood pizza eaten with a shovel and seasoned with wd40

Nosfereefer



pizza for MEN has camo pattern and tactical pockets

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Dr. Honked

toilet duck

meat crust covered in meat cheese, meat, and meat sauce (that's made of meat)

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


dick cheese pizza

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pecan



Doctor Dogballs posted:

dick cheese pizza

lmfao if u don’t hear this in Tim Currie’s Home Alone voice

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


How Wonderful! posted:

Rumor has it the YOB boys are hazing each other again... they're making each other put their balls in one of those marbled plastic drinking glasses, you know, like the pizzeria in your home town from when you were a kid? You remember the one? The fake Tiffany light fixtures, Simpsons arcade booth in the back, always a couple delivery guys with slicked back hair hanging out by the counter, looking as cool as could be? You remember your parents vaguely knew the owner from church, his name was Sam but the place was called Sal's, and he looked chubby and happy, a little permanent smudge of grease on his apron. Life seemed so simple then, your feet didn't even touch the floor from the red vinyl booth, with the cracks in the vinyl... all you needed to feel proud and whole was for mom and dad to take you here to split a large cheese pizza, with a little side dish of spaghetti and a single meatball on top, and then at the end of the meal a slice of strawberry cheese-cake in a plastic shell-case, the kind of meal that told you that you were loved and the universe made sense, and you remember walking back to your dad's pickup in the melting snow, your socks wet and cold by the time you crossed the parking lot. Anyway yeah those boys are putting their drat NUTS in the CUP!!!!!!!!

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



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Sherbert Hoover



which one of you boys ordered the sausage? :wiggle:

alright that'll be 12.23


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Jabberlock





spray that poo poo with axe body spray

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Hey, I'm calling about the pizza I ordered at around, like, 6:15? Um, well, it got delivered a few minutes ago I'm looking at it now and there's not a single pube on it. I'm not mad or anything, I just want to make this right-- got a lot of hungry and disappointed dudes over at my place and I'd really like to continue supporting, yknow, a small local business.



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Manifisto



"manly shark surprise" specialty pizza eh? intriguing . . . I'll bite, so to speak heh heh. one large manly shark surprise! oh, I should wait in the jacuzzi out back? well that's mighty hospitable of you, it's really getting kinda nippy out and I'm happy to warm up while I'm waiting for my pie. so, can you tell me anything about what the surprise is? no? ah I guess it's probably better that way . . . I just hope it's not pineapple.

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Sherbert Hoover



one dick pizza with extra balls, cum on one half and cum on the other half, please. huh, real sausage fest in here


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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Going to the men's pizza place, giving the big-tittied waitresses in tank tops the stink eye and wondering who let them in here

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