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dweepus


man I'm just taking a sick piss rn if i do say so myself ( i say so)

there wasnt a thread for me to post in so I figured i would make a pissing thread. post here if you're takin a wicked piss i guess.

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Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


How are you holding and aiming your hog while also posting?

dweepus


Zurtilik posted:

How are you holding and aiming your hog while also posting?

who said anything about aiming

Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


Taking a wicked piss all over the White Castle drink machine.

take the moon

by sebmojo


just pissin away

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pissin' pissed

dweepus


oh man oh jeez it's almost time for another piss

ill let you all know when im pissin

dweepus


ooh yeah im pissin now


yeeeeahhhh

it's a real nice piss


mhm

Zurtilik

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Biggest Idiot in Birdom


Smells like Aunt Kelly's sheets.



Piiiissssssssss

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Voted number 1

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


This does not seem statistically probable.

Edit: Sorry, I thought this was the Poisson thread.

dweepus


Buttchocks posted:

This does not seem statistically probable.

Edit: Sorry, I thought this was the Poisson thread.

mind you my pissing is not only statistically possible -- it's basically guaranteed.


nothing can stop the stream

take the moon

by sebmojo


dweepus posted:

mind you my pissing is not only statistically possible -- it's basically guaranteed.


nothing can stop the stream

who do u think will win the world championship op its carlson v nepomniachtchi for all the marbles

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dweepus


take the moon posted:

who do u think will win the world championship op its carlson v nepomniachtchi for all the marbles

nepomniachtchi for sure

i don't know poo poo about poo poo about chess, but he's got more letters in his name, guaranteed win :3:

dweepus


o btw im pissing again

Robot Made of Meat



dweepus posted:

o btw im pissing again

Pissin' the night away.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


You've taken 3 wicked pisses in like 3 hours. Do we need to get a doctor? Did you drink a lot of water?

dweepus


Zurtilik posted:

You've taken 3 wicked pisses in like 3 hours. Do we need to get a doctor? Did you drink a lot of water?

big water, big pissin'

'least thats what ma pa always told me

barnold

what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


rock a fat piss

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




voted 5 (color of piss)

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thank you fisto and psp!!


thanks to lord ddfg for making me mayor for life of quincyville!


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Mummy Napkin

the outer space hillbilly

i piss sitting down so I donít have to hold my peebird and I can post

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:

Putty


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYqMeT5aPRU

dweepus


Mummy Napkin posted:

i piss sitting down so I donít have to hold my peebird and I can post

a man of culture

two things are important in this life
postin
and pissin

barnold

what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


what if i fart, by accident

Mummy Napkin

the outer space hillbilly

had a few too many. popping a squat for a leisure piss and post.

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:

kuskus



I donít have anything to piss with, I just open the door on my barrel chest and the piss spills on the floor. Saves so much time in the morning. Think of all the hours spent waiting for your pisser to finish pissing. Not me! C-ya!!

dweepus


kuskus posted:

I donít have anything to piss with, I just open the door on my barrel chest and the piss spills on the floor. Saves so much time in the morning. Think of all the hours spent waiting for your pisser to finish pissing. Not me! C-ya!!

woah woah woah man

you gotta slow down some times
smell the flowers
enjoy a nice loooooooong steady piss

yeaaahhhh

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Nothing like a nice, long piss that just flies outta ya and makes your legs feel a little weak.

If you drink a lot of tea it goes through ya fast!

Zurtilik

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Biggest Idiot in Birdom


Pissin' in the boys room!

Pissin' in the boys room!



GIF by Khanstant.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Taking a good beer fueled pee

Zurtilik

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Biggest Idiot in Birdom


Let the piss flow through you.



GIF by Khanstant.

Mummy Napkin

the outer space hillbilly

to piss or not to pissÖ.yes, letís piss

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:

dweepus


fellas it's that time of day again
you know what I'm doin

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



https://youtu.be/t8mY53e6zVA

Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


I'm pissin
I'm pissin
I'm pissin on you!

Ass-penny



I'm pissed off, can I do that until I have to rock a fat piss?

Ass-penny



Hey who invited R Kelly to this party? Not cool yo.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Honkin' a huge piss from my balls.

Sherbert Hoover



any other orbs itt ever have such a good piss that you feel like you need to lie down and have a cigarette after?


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




I'm standing at the window 69 floors up pants around my ankles just pissing out the window while using both hands for my phone.



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