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buglord for gbs mod
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buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

Greetings all, posters and lurkers alike. My name is buglord and I invite you to take a seat and imagine with me a future where I rule over GBS. In this new GBS, I will improve the average posting quality twofold and reduce the need for draconian probations by half. With my innovative and forward looking policies, we can once again become the crown jewel of the forums, and eventually bring the state of the website back to the glory days of old.

Just a few of my policies which are part of my platform for Posting Towards the Future.

- Nuke the China and Cursed images Megathreads
- Return of mod challenges
- Rehabilitate those posters who were punished for covertly posting Doobies Doghouse threads when the repressive manlove regime forbade talk of such matters
-posting workshops hosted each friday
-lurker outreach programs to bring our best and brightest who have yet to share their wealth of comedy and knowledge with the rest of us.
-ban tugging or mention of tugging
- Genesplicer Pension fund for those of us above the ages of 55.

You know in your heart that im the mod that GBS needs. A vote for me is a vote for the future.

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


can i have a kiss on the forehead before bed every night

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

Sid Vicious posted:

can i have a kiss on the forehead before bed every night

Buddy, whether or not you vote for me I will always give you a kiss on the forehead every night, thats my promise.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


make this man a mod

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Mr. Pardiggle posted:

Greetings all, posters and lurkers alike. My name is buglord

Lies like this is why I will never vote for you to be GBS mod you lying sack of poo poo eat my nutsack

I want clean honest mods none of this "oh my name is Mr belvedere when it's really Jerry" bullshit

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

suck the poo poo outta my rear end in a top hat OP

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Seems unlikely, op

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





Imagine talking about wanting an end to oppressive regimes and draconian probations while also thinking that mod challenges are a good thing

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

What is green with wheels?
Grass.
I lied about the wheels.


This thread would be better in FYAD or especially QCS, pitch the idea in either one the goons there love this above all else.

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006



If anyone one should be made a mod it's definitely the poster below me

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

Jove Tone posted:

If anyone one should be made a mod it's definitely the poster below me

happy that you agree, chief!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


finally

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


nooo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe


sit down and have a nice cool glass of water

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

Chinatown posted:

suck the poo poo outta my rear end in a top hat OP

hey, if im GBS mod I'd make you a IK. Just something for you to think about. What's best for you also happens to be whats best for the forums.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

Paid for by "The People for Snakey Sex Avatars". We're an organization of people wanting to assure all is right in the world by making sure Meme Poker Party has a proper avatar. It's totally not just one person with too much disposable income. We promise.

Well on the one hand you should never, ever trust someone who asks for the job.


On the other hand...



Cool lizard.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






i will vote for you... if you pay me one dollar.

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


No

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!




Suck my entire cock, OP

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

Meme Poker Party posted:

Well on the one hand you should never, ever trust someone who asks for the job.
That might be true but I am not, nor have i ever been, a snake with tits.

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i will vote for you... if you pay me one dollar.

check venmo


you want your dog back? you got it if you vote for me. I know a couple of guys.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

1: Do you have a gross criminal history that would be easily detected with a quick google search of your name? Y/N

2: Are you currently posting "undercover" anywhere else on the internet in pursuit of goals that most people would describe as pathetic and stupid beyond all reason? Y/N

3: While browsing the internet you come across a picture of a Pokemon having sex with another Pokemon do you:

A: Ignore it and go about your day.

B: Tell people about the picture you saw but no more.

C: Save the picture to your hard drive for later.

D: Ban anyone that speaks ill of the picture.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

a mysterious cloak posted:

Suck my entire cock, OP
🔬

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





College Slice

Fuuuuuuck that

Hey admins make me mod and Ill permaban the OPs whole lineage, all the way down to his future grandkids

Also id bring back porn threads and helldumping

Chaos!!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004





:iceburn:

It's still a no though I'm afraid

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Mr. Pardiggle posted:

hey, if im GBS mod I'd make you a IK. Just something for you to think about. What's best for you also happens to be whats best for the forums.

im finna to shove your head into a toilet

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

Funky See Funky Do posted:

1: Do you have a gross criminal history that would be easily detected with a quick google search of your name? Y/N

2: Are you currently posting "undercover" anywhere else on the internet in pursuit of goals that most people would describe as pathetic and stupid beyond all reason? Y/N

3: While browsing the internet you come across a picture of a Pokemon having sex with another Pokemon do you:

A: Ignore it and go about your day.

B: Tell people about the picture you saw but no more.

C: Save the picture to your hard drive for later.

D: Ban anyone that speaks ill of the picture.

1) Not at the moment but I believe a door should never be completely shut. if that's the will of the forums, I will pursue it with the utmost vigor

2) I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of furaffinity, if that's what youre asking. the goals, if I had them, would not be related to busting furry cabals on this site.

3) A strong GBS is fostered by strong, unwavering morals. D.

BALLS DILDO
Dec 27, 2007

there can be no true peace if you enjoy using the computer




i will rescind my vote unless you change your stance on tuggin

Puppy Doll
Dec 20, 2011

Hey everybody!


will you put soda in the water fountains

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

I think it sounds good op

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

Spinz posted:

I think it sounds good op

thanks spinz. you were there for me during all the hard times like when it took me an entire year to buy shoes and ended up buying crocs. you are what makes gbs great.

yeti friend
Jul 5, 2006




Soiled Meat

I would support you op, but i will never forgive you for betraying the bell

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Ok done

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box



Mr. Pardiggle posted:

thanks spinz. you were there for me during all the hard times like when it took me an entire year to buy shoes and ended up buying crocs. you are what makes gbs great.

Hey OP just went through your entire posting history and lets just say... its not looking good

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.




Buglord

You have the support of a fellow buglord.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

SilkyP posted:

Hey OP just went through your entire posting history and lets just say... its not looking good

Oh yeah I probably should have checked that and waited for answers to my question before I voted yes.

Oh well, how bad can it be?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


BALLS DILDO posted:

i will rescind my vote unless you change your stance on tuggin

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Mr. Pardiggle posted:

thanks spinz. you were there for me during all the hard times like when it took me an entire year to buy shoes and ended up buying crocs. you are what makes gbs great.

Iím something of a crocs man myself. You have my vote.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


I will support you if you develop some tuggin' anonymous group. I need help to stop all the tuggin I've been doing, and I can't just quit.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Mr. Pardiggle posted:

- Nuke the China and Cursed images Megathreads


Toss my rotten rear end salad.

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Toss my rotten rear end salad.
Much like the wildfires that bring renewal and new growth, the two venerable GBS threads need a rebooting every now and then to bring in new posters. I hope you understand my ways.

yikes! posted:

I would support you op, but i will never forgive you for betraying the bell
I only closed the taco bell thread to allow the guy with the most posts in the thread (twice as much as the second top poster even!) to take his rightful place on the golden bell. My abdication created a new era for the bell.

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

I will support you if you develop some tuggin' anonymous group. I need help to stop all the tuggin I've been doing, and I can't just quit.

pornhub pal

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