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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


I'd like to open this meeting of Tuggers Anonymous by saying it's been 3 days since my last tug. Would anyone like to share?

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005





Cancel culture run amok if I have to be Anonymous about my tugging I tell you what

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


It's anonymous dingus because this is a fellowship to share your struggles with tuggin'

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I like to tug for others than cannot tug themselves. Giving back to the community.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005





Sorry I just can't get with that everyone should know I'm tuggin all the time. I announce it over my doorbell intercom whenever I am about to commence a good tug in case someone is waiting outside to call on me. It's only good etiquette.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Tugging is under threat. Just this evening someone posted about eliminating all tugging! This is very worrying.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


If you answer yes to 4 or more of the questions below, you might be addicted to tuggin

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Tugging is under threat. Just this evening someone posted about eliminating all tugging! This is very worrying.

It's time we get all this tuggin under control

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000



Is this thread even legal without Derpies?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Eat my dookie

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Tarkus posted:

Is this thread even legal without Derpies?

It's tugging at him hard, he will be unable to resist the pull.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

I'd like to open this meeting of Tuggers Anonymous by saying it's been 3 days since my last tug. Would anyone like to share?

You have the best username
I hang my head in shame that I haven't drawn it yet

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


Spinz posted:

You have the best username
I hang my head in shame that I haven't drawn it yet

Thank you, I'm honored. I had to go through two very bad names before I landed on this one thanks to the username thread.

How is your tuggin sobriety going?

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


Tarkus posted:

Is this thread even legal without Derpies?

Derpies tugs too much to be allowed in a room of recovering tuggers.

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Hi. First time visitor long time tugger.

Tugging makes me feel good.

Mac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

>> your wife is now in limbo for eternity >>

now this is more like it, tugging is gross and all this tugging talk makes me sick!

i haven't had a single tug since ssri's permanently destroyed my sex drive

to be completely frank i don't really struggle with tugging at all, i'm just here for the free coffee :laffo:

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*


been a long time since i tugged. no direction in life

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


Sorry, gonna be late to the Tuggers Anonymous meeting.

Busy tuggin'.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Mac and Cheese posted:

now this is more like it, tugging is gross and all this tugging talk makes me sick!

i haven't had a single tug since ssri's permanently destroyed my sex drive

to be completely frank i don't really struggle with tugging at all, i'm just here for the free coffee :laffo:

sir you need to leave

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



Devils Affricate posted:

sir you need to leave

Please, we celebrate tugging success stories here

Ironslave
Aug 8, 2006

Corpse runner


Wait, aren't we all licensed tugboat operators? I think I have the wrong meeting.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



That's Thursday night

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Listen friend it's ok to masturbate once in awhile, it's healthy and natural

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



Smugworth posted:

Listen friend it's ok to masturbate once in awhile, it's healthy and natural

It's ok to talk about these feelings that's why we're here.
To tug through them.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


Smugworth posted:

Listen friend it's ok to masturbate once in awhile, it's healthy and natural

Can't say I disagree, are you saying you only tug "once in awhile"?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Are we in favor of, or against tugging

I need to know before I commit

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Whenever I tug, I also bust

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Chief McHeath posted:

Whenever I tug, I also bust

How does that make you feel

stromboni
Dec 22, 2008


neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Smugworth posted:

Listen friend it's ok to masturbate once in awhile, it's healthy and natural

Tuggin isn't masturbation, tuggin is tuggin.

Whose tuggin?

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Anonymous you say? So what, like, we’re behind a sheet with a hole in it or something?

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005



Mine came off

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


It's fifteen minutes since my last tug and... err sorry, got to go, something just "came up".

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Smugworth posted:

How does that make you feel

Indifferent

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007




Grimey Drawer

My first tug in like 2 weeks was this morning but plz remove my name from this post bc I want it to be anonymous op

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit


:eyepop: @ this thread for real

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



A guy in a trenchcoat and Gargoyle sunglasses whips around the corner, he levels two glistening Desert Eagles at your skull and rolls a toothpick from one corner of his mouth to the other. His slicked back, jet black hair sparkles as he turns his head in time with the click-clack of the two Deagles cocking. He grins by turning up the corner of his mouth and intones with a voice like ice cold snow sifting over a layer of gravel -

"Got poo poo stuck up in my urethra again, gotta take a rolling pin and squarsh it down on my beefer rod until it oozes out like chocolate icing from a piping bag."

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







“Whose tuggin?”

~Anonymous

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Bunch of fuckin quitters.

If you need me I’ll be proudly tuggin at my new job in the lactation room.

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MaliciousBiz
Mar 27, 2010


I'd just like to share that Tuggin' conversion therapy is a fraud. I went through it twice and now my tuggin' is worse than ever. It has completely consumed my life.

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