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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



I donít think that I know the details on anything.

If I were interrogated about anything to do with World War II I think Iíd get confused between it and the first. Maybe it ended in November? Or maybe that was D-Day? I donít think it was, because it would be cold then, but there was this sweet HBO series that showed them in the woods and there was snow. I think it was France, but I canít remember. It may have been in 1944, I donít know. Most of the stuff I know is aesthetics.

I use my phone for most stuff like this. Iíd check it and show you how it works, but my battery is almost certainly dead.

The thought of going back in time and not being able to answer basic stuff terrifies me. It is possible I already have gone back in time and was so useless it didnít change anything.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





It ended in May 1945 and D-Day was June 6 1944 OP. Hope that helps when your inevitable time travel interrogation occurs.

edit: actually I guess I should clarify that the Western front of WW2 ended in May '45

William Henry Hairytaint fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Nov 30, 2021

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





Iím just gonna hope for the best and be like ďuhhh wasnít WW1 a real bummerĒ

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this

you'd probably die of some terrible disease before that happened but ok

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





tell em not to worry because The Great War was so horrific it put an end to all war for good

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



thunderspanks posted:

you'd probably die of some terrible disease before that happened but ok

If someone asked me if they found a cure for diabetes I would have to tell the sortof. It has to do with sugar and blood. The guy for discovered it, insulin, sold it for a dollar, I think. I might be confusing it with the penicillin guy. He left something out on a counter.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

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*The more truthful and accurate answers I give about anything after 2016, the more my interrogators are convinced I'm lying to them*

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





while you're there, make sure you load up with as much unvaxxed sperm as possible to bring back

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003



Professor Shark posted:

The thought of going back in time and not being able to answer basic stuff terrifies me. It is possible I already have gone back in time and was so useless it didnít change anything.

do you think people in previous decades were constantly being interrogated about the precise date ww2 ended or something?

just mind your own business and you'll be fine

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Bad Purchase posted:

while you're there, make sure you load up with as much unvaxxed sperm as possible to bring back

"load up" ..... how?

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

What is green with wheels?
Grass.
I lied about the wheels.


Bad Purchase posted:

tell em not to worry because The Great War was so horrific it put an end to all war for good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_2U7x4CqT0

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





The Bloop posted:

"load up" ..... how?

op can improvise/adapt over cum

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Yeah this is known as the Novikov self-consistency principle op. The only people stupid enough to step into a time machine are too dumb/cum hungry to change anything worth printing in a history book.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

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*Goes back in time*

Hey, past folks. Man you guys wouldn't believe all the cool future techs where I come from. It's like magic!

*I get asked how to make literally of it*

Sorry, no idea! It just shows up at my house in a box!

*They shoot me with a crossbow*

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





Meme Poker Party posted:

*Goes back in time*

Hey, past folks. Man you guys wouldn't believe all the cool future techs where I come from. It's like magic!

*I get asked how to make literally of it*

Sorry, no idea! It just shows up at my house in a box!

*They shoot me with a crossbow*

*bleeding out on the floor*

Enjoy it while it lasts! Crossbows will become obsolete in-

*coup de grace*

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

This is already a Nate Bergatze bit!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



If I were to try and explain the pandemic to people in 2000 I could tell them that it came from Wuhan, but not where, and Iíd tell them about these amazing new vaccines that I donít know how they work.

I guess I could tell them a lot about GoT and Warhammer

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



I guess I could tell people about 9/11, like the date and what happens, but knowing my luck I would end-up in 2005 or something

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Professor Shark posted:

I guess I could tell people about 9/11, like the date and what happens, but knowing my luck I would end-up in 2005 or something

huh? you would still have time to warn them about obama and 9/11

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



9/11 was in 2001, right?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





sure it was. and next you'll tell me that jet fuel can melt steel beams.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007




The Bloop posted:

"load up" ..... how?

buddy if you gotta ask that we're moving on to the next candidate alright

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



haha turns out modern english is so different form this ancient dialect that i sound like an idiot

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





myn pinith doth krynch wenc i pee, an it be fyll of cristle. myn wyfe whil be larg of furi in her hart

be forworned, wher thy sheepskin whilst dallying with strang maydens

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993




id probably die while making GBS threads myself just to fit in at most points in history

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993




going back in time to 9/10/2001 to watch 9/11 and lol all over again

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







What are they gonna do, fact check you? Make poo poo up man.

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993




going back in time to the salem witch trials to get a hot goth girlfriend :q:

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993




going back in time to the third century AD to find a hot Goth girlfriend :feelings:

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993




i'd go back in time and tell that guy that only cracked the knuckles on one hand for decades that his experiment ends in one hand being all hosed up and gnarly. so everyone thinks they shouldnt crack their knuckles ever. :evilbuddy:

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

I think they'd be impressed enough that a shark can even talk at all.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005



I'd probably just lie a bunch and then act surprised when the things I should have known were going to happen ended up happening and I'd probably start hitting the time machine and saying stuff like "this loving machine!! this loving machine has hosed me again!!"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Aardvark! posted:

going back in time to the salem witch trials to get a hot goth girlfriend :q:
im going even FURTHER back in time to get a hot cave babe girlfriend :smug:

naem
May 29, 2011



just say youíre from another timeline

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Iím gonna go all the way back and gently caress the primordial soup

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993




trying to explain the concept of hygiene to people in the 1300s but i accidentally brought up pornography and now they don't want to talk about anything else

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface


They make shirts and wallet cards for this.

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Gonna deliver a single fleshlight and start a loving war

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



gonna try and get isaac newton laid by a cave babe

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

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The "Missing Link" is only missing because I returned to the present afterwards.

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