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well you were also in every meeting i was in for the past two weeks. glad we could take this time to rehash all of them together.
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Nov 30, 2021 19:26
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lets remember some guys: meetings edition
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Nov 30, 2021 19:27
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post hole digger posted:lets remember some guys: meetings edition lol
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Nov 30, 2021 19:31
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post hole digger posted:lets remember some guys: meetings edition guy who extends every meeting by 30 minutes by asking the most inane questions
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Nov 30, 2021 19:32
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ultravoices posted:
this is a standup combined with a performance conversation. Meeting declined
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Nov 30, 2021 19:33
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Jonny 290 posted:this is a standup combined with a performance conversation. Meeting declined i think you'll find it's quite different because it has one on one in the title of the meeting.
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Nov 30, 2021 19:49
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let's walk and talk, try to get out of our desks for a little while
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Nov 30, 2021 20:11
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to be honest, I'm feeling a little demoralized because our codebase is a giant tarpit that we're all stuck inside of what? Oh no I mean..uh.. doing great and you're an A+ boss
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Nov 30, 2021 20:23
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Poopernickel posted:to be honest, I'm feeling a little demoralized because our codebase is a giant tarpit that we're all stuck inside of thank you for your excellent feedback
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Nov 30, 2021 20:27
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mine was canceled this week 
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Nov 30, 2021 20:31
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AnimeIsTrash posted:guy who extends every meeting by 30 minutes by asking the most inane questions I'm not going to lie. I have been guilty of this from time to time.
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Nov 30, 2021 20:33
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AlbertFlasher posted:I'm not going to lie. I have been guilty of this from time to time. hate to cut you off, but let's put that item in the parking lot and leave it for next week's collaboration time.
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Nov 30, 2021 20:35
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i have accepted that this project is unfixable and so I’m just going to pile more poo poo on and meet my goals rather than try to make it better.
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Nov 30, 2021 20:46
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can i get more money
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Dec 1, 2021 02:29
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*tucks away hefty earnings report* it's been a tough year here, so we have to tighten belts and keep pay flat for everyone below c-level
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Dec 1, 2021 03:12
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hi could you please spend a week making an in-depth gantt chart that no one in the project will follow? thanks!
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Dec 1, 2021 09:55
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So, since we haven't done it in a while and HR keeps reminding me, I'm booking a quick meeting to define together a new bunch of OKRs to completely ignore for the next couple years or so
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Dec 1, 2021 10:14
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Zam Wesell posted:hi could you please spend a week making an in-depth gantt chart that no one in the project will follow? why are you looking at my inbox
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Dec 1, 2021 18:29
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what action items are you working on this week -making sweet computer love where do you need help - the floppy disk drive is a bit narrow how are you feeling these days - frustrated what is your top priority - cumming into my computer (I thought this was YOSPOS??) what are you career goals - Same as your career goals, probably. is there anything that i've missed that we should discuss - https://medium.com/@blairacarroll/human-computer-interaction-yea-i-find-my-computer-sexy-too-c741c95c9e0b
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Dec 3, 2021 20:57
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AnimeIsTrash posted:guy who extends every meeting by 30 minutes by asking the most inane questions One of the biggest perks of being a senior level person is that I can just leave meetings when they start getting pointless, also lots of other senior guys I work with do the same. As a result our meetings normally last no more then 15-20min. It's great.
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I agree, forums user ate poo poo on live tv
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Dec 6, 2021 01:49
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which gartner magic quadrant are you present in?
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Dec 6, 2021 02:36
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whichever one is the most money for the least amount of work
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ultravoices posted:whichever one is the most money for the least amount of work ...lawful evil?
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carry on then posted:...lawful evil? i do not dream of more labor, but if i have to sell, i might as well get a good price.
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welp, as you know, it's reorg season
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i absolutely hear you that we are "wasting everyone's time with loads of worthless meetings" and that is something i think we should sit down and take some time evaluate in a separate session maybe next week we can pull in some of the other stakeholders and see how we can best make sure we are are adding and spending our time deliberately. can you write up Jira ticket on that so we dont forget?
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Dec 7, 2021 13:15
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I know its not the best solution, but it is the one weve been given by leadership. How about this, lets try it out for 6 months then reevaluate then?
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Dec 7, 2021 14:10
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I come to these forums to take a break from work
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:I know its not the best solution, but it is the one weve been given by leadership. How about this, lets try it out for 6 months then reevaluate then? the baby has to get born, we can dress it up and send it to college later.
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ADINSX posted:I come to these forums to take a break from work yeah i dont like this thread haha
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post hole digger posted:lets remember some guys: meetings edition lol
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post hole digger posted:lets remember some guys: meetings edition :eats piece of dubble bubble:
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