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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


gonna get some easy ones out of the way:

what size was it? poo poo-sized
what color was it? poo poo-colored
what did it smell like? poo poo

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old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

I'M EXTREMELY MAD KYLE KILLED THE PEDO WHO RAPED 5 BOYS, I CAN'T STOP MELTING DOWN. I STAN FOR THE WHITE GUY PEDO WHO SAYS THE N WORD AND RAPES LITTLE BOYS. WHY DID KYLE HAVE TO KILL THIS LIL ANGEL???

pics or it didn't happen

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


How many wipes?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




Did it hurt coming out?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.



You say you "took" a poo poo.

Where did you take it? On holiday? To the park? For a walk?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


What’d it taste like? Did you finish it in a single bite?

Stealthgerbil
Dec 15, 2004


What did it fall under according to the bristol stool chart?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




I'll suck the poo poo outta your rear end in a top hat OP

free Chinatown

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

What is green with wheels?
Grass.
I lied about the wheels.


Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

Mine are always plural now

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-




Pillbug

What is the square root of twelve cows eating bananas?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005





Did you weigh yourself before and after?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


BrigadierSensible posted:

You say you "took" a poo poo.

Where did you take it? On holiday? To the park? For a walk?

Hey, no jokes in the "I just took a huge poo poo" thread pls.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






are you gonna eat that

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


When you said you just took a huge poo poo, did you mean this thread?

aceface
Dec 26, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What will you name him?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

what is the primal cause of the universe?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

It was shat out by an even bigger & shittier universe

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



jimmyjams

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

What is green with wheels?
Grass.
I lied about the wheels.


I found the OP

TehRox posted:

Long story short, I had my soap in the shower and it was getting to be old/breaking apart, I figured Id get rid of it and start a new bar.


So in apparent genius, I tried to flush it down the toilet, and succeeded in clogging the toilet, I can flush it and it just raises the water and slowly goes down.


How should I fix this, will the soap get dissolved enough to flush it midpipes eventually or what can I do?

I flushed it about 12 hours ago.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




What's the capital of south Dakota?

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



if you poo poo in space would it push you forward?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





Did it turtle head on ya or were you in control the whole time?

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

Floater or sinker?

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

cant stop wont stop


Did this one finally defy the established laws of common bathroom physics in the most egregious way as to confirm your long-held hypothesis not for the reaffirmation of a floater or a sinker, but for the existence of a hoverer?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


On a proportional basis was it bigger than toadshit dot mov

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Dinosaur Gum

In terms of girth, was it bigger or smaller than the last cock you had up in those guts?

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



How much blood?

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003




What's your favorite TV show?

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007




Grimey Drawer

What do you think consciousness is op?

frogge
Apr 7, 2006




Did you grunt while making GBS threads or were you silent as a mouse until the plop?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Hot poo poo hot poo poo gonna git ya rear end bit

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

Why did you poo poo?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



I know the human anus' spirit and physical limits are quite impressive, but if you take a big enough poo poo YOU WILL DIE

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

What is green with wheels?
Grass.
I lied about the wheels.


Linux Pirate posted:

I know the human anus' spirit and physical limits are quite impressive, but if you take a big enough poo poo YOU WILL DIE

Respectable av/post combo

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

lsd makes me feel like i have to poo poo but when I do i get afraid that i'm gonna flip myself inside out through my butthole. this happens every time I take lsd.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Spill the poo poo already, OP.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



Sure I'm gonna 'ask' that you never post again op

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



I just poo poo a huge Took.

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Valko
Sep 17, 2015



I seriously had the weirdest dump yesterday morning. It was thin and curved, like a horseshoe.

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