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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

Investigate the Whumpf.
Guess: A bird with largely dark back plumage

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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

At least two children

Scan the books with the present identification and location scanner

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A Robin.

Read all the books.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

At least one child.

Check for a library stamp or sale sticker. Source these tomes.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A quadruped mammal with at least partly brown fur

Track the books to their source.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A dog

Use the tainted food and drink to trap the book source.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

Human

Grab the source of the scream and interrogate it.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A quadruped smaller than a bear with brown fur.

Resurrect it.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

Another four legged friend, this one larger than a squirrel.

Doll fight! Doll fight!

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

Hmm. A quadruped larger than a fox.

Reveal the spirit inhabiting the doll's dark secret to get them to surrender.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A quadruped smaller than a bear.

Succeed at diplomacy.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A mammal with fur, larger than a hedgehog.

Trace the source of her ghostification whilst asking salient questions.

AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Dec 12, 2021

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

Another mammal, still brown furred. Less than 5 digits on each limb.

Wake the big man, warn him his food and drink have been spiked and there's the ghost of a murdered elf librarian active.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A mammal, brown furred. Less than 5 digits on each limb.

Purge all drugs from self, others, food and drink on site, and use the heightened senses from the purge to trace the psychic energy that awakened the ghost.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A mammal, brown furred. Less than 5 digits on each limb.

Purge all drugs from self, others, food and drink on site, and use the heightened senses from the purge to trace the psychic energy that awakened the ghost.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A non-squirrel non-dog non-reindeer mammal smaller than a reindeer.

Use Elf powers to make it snow in the kitchen in very tightly defined areas. Use the pure snowmelt to make coffee and soup.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A mammal, unaccompanied by a bird.

Enter the Elfatar state and consult with memories of the past to determine what happened to the murdered elf and how it was reported at the time.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A mammal of some size 'twixt hedgehog and moose. Still no bird.

"This."

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A mammal bigger than a mouse and smaller than a bear with no bird present.

Undo the effect of LSD on the ghost through the simple reality that the doll lacks the wherewithal to be effected, no nervous, lymphatic, endocrine or blood systems. No brain chemistry because no brain, it's a doll, and LSD has no impact on the dead the same as any other consumable substance.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A mammal bigger than a mouse and smaller than a bear with no bird present.

Check the trap in the roof door corridor whilst prepping the lists.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A mammal bigger than a mouse and smaller than a bear with no bird present.

Check the trap in the roof door corridor whilst prepping the lists.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A mammal accompanied by a bird.

Prep the lists, including the ghost list, North Pole subsection.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A coniferous tree.

Complete the usual prepwork and give the Big Man the special package.

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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker

A coniferous tree.

Take them to the Sleigh and advise the big man to activate the Trebizond Protocol.

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