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Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

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What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

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Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

A Snowman

Take out your paranormal activity detection & response kit. There'd better not be some ghost messing about on the Big Night itself (they're supposed to be hanging out with rich dudes), but if there is you are so ready for it.

No, you still haven't watched Ghostbusters enough. No, this has nothing to do with That Night. (it totally has)

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Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

A rabbit

Resolve all to most of your pre-santa waking tasks in a highly optimized manner, using your experience from the previous two christmasses to speed you along.

That way you'll have more time to resolve whatever book-based shenanigans are going on.

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

A hedgehog.

Begin your investigation into why these book-based inclusion-intrusions somehow don't trigger every alarm known (and made) by elfkind.

Maybe one of the shelf elves based out of a library will know something about this whumphenomena. You should have their contact numbers for last-minute N-or-N clarification emergencies...

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

[repeat]

A hedgehog.

Begin your investigation into why these book-based inclusion-intrusions somehow don't trigger every alarm known (and made) by elfkind.

Maybe one of the shelf elves based out of a library will know something about this whumphenomena. You should have their contact numbers for last-minute N-or-N clarification emergencies...

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

A hedgehog.

Flamethrower only upset it. Grab your ghostbusting gear and keep hunting down this ethereal meddler.

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

A hedgehog.

Take the blow bravely on the chin, like an elf being struck by a much smaller and weaker thing. That is made of something hard.

(Okay, so maybe it stung and you flinched a bit.)

Then interrogate her, gently. Ask her what the jingles she thinks she's been up to, on This Night of all Nights. Summoning books, willy-nilly?

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

A snowflake.

Shrug and apologize, it was the thing you had at hand. If you want, you can find a woodchipper and a toy more to her taste and you can try to repeat the process.

If not, you'd better get on with your business now that she isn't disrupting it any longer. The Big Man is gonna wake up soon and get ready for his... lengthy trip.

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

A badger.

Wake the Big Man. Ask about Caltime's tragic death (m-m-murder???). Maybe he remembers?

Scribbleykins fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Dec 13, 2021

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

A badger.

Receive a haunting vision of what occurred on the time of Caltime's death. BEHOLD THE GRIM TRIPPY TRUTH!

After which you're left disgustingly sober and with a splitting headache.

(This is why you don't mix drugs and psychic powers.)

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

A badger.

Slow time a bit so you can zip around to do all the other necessary post-Big Man waking-up chores (not too much though, best not mess with the Big Man's own temporal fields).

Ask Caltime how she's doing, and sound like a chipmunkspeakingreallyfastdoingso.

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

Badger

Slowly realize what's actually been going on, this whole time.

No, it can't be. Can it?

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

Badger

Slowly realize what's actually been going on, this whole time.

No, it can't be. Can it?

Continue your tasks, but now you know.

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Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!

Grimey Drawer

A snowman.

Complete the usual prepwork and give the Big Man the best package.

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