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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
balls

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
haha did someone hack elon's twitter or is he just intentionally spamming loving nonsense

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i just put a cigarette out on my balls

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the middle one

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
no one wants to poo poo their pants anymore

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this is essentially the libertarian paradise:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vejhdm8lo

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aardvark! posted:

I'll poo poo your pants for $30
gently caress you that's WAY overpriced

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i keep hearing this weird gurgling noise in my house and I'm not sure where it's coming from. like "glug glug grrrr" sounds like it's in the crawlspace next to my room but i opened it up and it stops. it's been going on for like a week

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i found this old typewriter in there when i looked, it's actually really cool

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the typewriter looks like this i don't know if it works, i don't know anything about these things

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Buddykins posted:

yuengling?
no corona

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i guess it's my corona

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
anyway the gurgling noise keeps waking me up

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im starting to wonder if this house has an issue

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Buddykins posted:

hey dolphin i havent seen you post in a long time. good to see you friend :glomp:
good to see you too buddykins

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Buddykins posted:

this loving movie is horrible
there are plenty of porns to choose from

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's making the noise again

it's kinda a "glug glug" noise i guess

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CODChimera posted:

oh yeah name one good one
have you heard of malvin and the hip monks

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's like "glip glug glip gulp" and it sounds like it's in the walls or something

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm just trying to figure this poo poo out, it sounds like there's water in my walls

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao everyone online saying they're going to boycott kellogg over this union issue

haha who are you going to buy from instead. nestle? chiquita? lmao

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
why do i get the feeling that metaverse is dumber than i can possibly imagine

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dustcat posted:

that's probably the psychic waves of this article dropping yesterday

https://venturebeat.com/2021/12/06/mark-zuckerberg-launches-pac-man-community-audience-played-game-on-facebook-meta/



truly the future is now
can you kill yourself in metaverse


it would probably be my first instinct

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slider posted:

Gilf on the Shelf

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

goth smoking cloves posted:

Wait, are the people saying omicron is no big deal being serious? If so lol
just a rapidly mutating virus ravaging southern africa and at day 2 or 3 on the petri dish that is the us

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
just saw dune



so it's starwars basically?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what problem does buddykins have


i'm a doctor, maybe i can help

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
buddykins did you try eating leaves


i don't know what trees you have around you but if i had to make a professional medical recommendation (i have a real medical degree) i'd say... oak.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lastgirl posted:

oak leaves carry trace cyanide, ill advised~
he hasn't asked for a second opinion yet

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
they're making a dumb movie about oppenheimer


i hope they include the part where he rehearses saying that dumb thing he claims to have said ten years after he claims to have said it

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

radical meme posted:

Doesn’t onerous legislation like this, just lead to black market proliferation?
only with guns

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wow biden just released the letter trump left in the oval office for him. apparently it says

quote:

peepee poopoo. piss. pissssssssssss




gently caress you.

-denald



highly presidential imho

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Buddykins posted:

what the gently caress i literally had this amount in sales last night. gently caress this loving guy
someone sounds salty

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i had the golden tomahawk. it doesn't taste like anything special but the gold goes right through you and your poo poo glimmers like fireflies on a late july evening

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this dude's food all looks revolting

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
do y'all believe in god

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
every day i get new reminders why it's good i didn't vote for any democrats in 2020 and will never vote for a democrat candidate ever

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
if only

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
so my roommate's parents are staying over for the week and i agreed to let them stay in my room but then i went there and my roommate's boyfriend took all my poo poo from my room and put it in a box. that's inappropriate right? i feel crazy

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