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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




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Aug 16, 2017




Durf
Aug 16, 2017






https://i.imgur.com/4rg7dbW.mp4

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




we finished OG trek tonight. funny how there's no finale and the last ep is just Kirk being possessed by a hysterical dame

anyways



Durf
Aug 16, 2017




ex post facho posted:

now watch enterprise

ex post facho posted:

then voyager

we did, shockingly those were our overall faves of all the series.

moving onto movies now. Motion Picture was pretty cool

ex post facho posted:

and lastly, ds9 but you can skip the first season of that

yeah that was rough until the Dominion and Worf showed up. Garak, Dukat, and Quark basically carried the show. TNG early seasons were actually surprisingly enjoyable. We like the goofy ones with good cast chemistry mostly.

we previously attempted Disc and Picard, too miserable and slow and have the stink of go-nowhere Kurtzman all over them. probably going to move onto Orville or Stargate next

Durf has issued a correction as of 10:42 on Dec 1, 2021

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




in the original series Spectre of the Gun was easily my fave ep, even with a limited set they made a really amazing looking production. and the concept pre-dates a certain sci-fi classic by 3 decades

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





sorry incubators



recommend all american women get an IUD if you can, birth control will be next

Durf has issued a correction as of 23:01 on Dec 1, 2021

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Qurnah posted:

just get an vasectomy you coward

ok great but can me mandate vasectomies for every bible thumping rapist chud male

no?

better jump in line for an IUD then


Durf has issued a correction as of 23:35 on Dec 1, 2021

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




neutral milf hotel posted:

I think melania's design better matches the bleak outlook of american culture

https://twitter.com/SB83Productions/status/1465498036507922434

Dustcat posted:

yeah melania's stuff is hosed up and weird but at least it's coherent in its creepiness

jill's poo poo looks like she wanted something traditional but not old-fashioned but she's not quite sure what decade it is right now

Melanie understands that winter is a time of magic and darkness in the black forests of Slovenia.

Jill decorated like it’s a retirement home. Which, y’know, with her husband and all…

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1466234665119932421 greg out there bragging about his connections to the pedo ring

Still reading these in the Matt Berry voice.

ABRAHAM LING-COLLLLNAH

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




your honor, it is impossible to tell if my finger actually pulled the trigger. no visual evidence exists.

ergo, those people must have died from a gun malfunction

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Schmoe Cwead posted:

the "it was the controller i swear i hit the button!" of manslaughter defenses

Nintendo sends Louie Gohmert a bag of cash and he's suddenly on the house floor debating the merits of 0.5x A presses and extolling the flawless integrity of the Nintendo Seal of Quality

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




the newest QAA is insane. apparently the Dallas cult still have 100 or so people floating around, keep talk about buying clothes for a 'last dance', and have called cult members' families claiming they have guns

they're also not sleeping and doing drugs. a lot of the stuff reminded me of the buildup in that Wild Country doc

https://twitter.com/QanonAnonymous/status/1465742615148744713

https://soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous/episode-168-the-mutant-qanon-numerology-cult-in-dallas

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




LegoMan posted:

garak and quark only good DS9 characters

UM, have you heard of a little someone named JAKE SISKO

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





has anyone checked the set of Tucker Carlson

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




RuckusRouser posted:

The Canadian Mountie Moose Cavalry are ready to intercept if they swim across the border

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00yaFwZ5bc

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





if its militia we either get an armed standoff, or the militia taking The Crumbles' money and dissolving them in a vat of meth chemicals and pretending they never saw them

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




RuckusRouser posted:

is that General Hammond from Stargate SG 1?

woah you're right! knew he looked familiar.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lmfao

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




they got em

https://twitter.com/MoodyKnowsNada/status/1466786627930533889

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




of course it had to end with as little effort as possible

like that guy who had a standoff from under a tarp

Consummate Professional posted:

that kids parents are gonna kill themselves in jail because it'll be the first time they've been inconvenienced

the father has been massively inconvenienced by all his drat exes crying for alimony

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




RealityWarCriminal posted:



can someone explain this gibberish to me

A HOT PIPE of cash, injected straight into TRUMP!!!!!


( Seriously why do people keep giving him money)

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Koirhor posted:

proximity mines in the facility

max negative health

no mines or explosives

1 hit kills shooting skill (except klobb that can still graze ppl somehow)

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





omg its Chaddddd

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




tacodaemon posted:

here's Steve Bannon doing some kind of eugenics interview with Inspector Gadget


https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1467903802896437257

good thing their core audience ran out of eggs decades ago

and the young republicans like Gun Girl and Abby Shapiro keep marrying gays

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lollin at the idea of the nazis in the back as the driver engages tactical maneuvers

https://i.imgur.com/tMwvbJM.mp4

Durf has issued a correction as of 06:06 on Dec 7, 2021

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




fake or not the 33 booster story is totally believable given the history of SA

quote:

"its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.

proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii

reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a "food stipend" to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs poo poo and pissed in

proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp

reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident

proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum

reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.

proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum

reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions

proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction"

reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried lsd"

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




all the boosters and masks in the world dont mean poo poo if you aint preventing entry via your peehole by wearing a condom 24/7

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




lol at Tucker Carlson and his groyper staff forcing all the other Fox personalities off the air

it might be a fever dream but I vaguely recall Pompeo visiting Fox right before Shep Smith was canned

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Dustcat posted:

we gotta get more nuts, fox news execs decide, absolute batshit bonkers. do we have any space alien stereotypes on retainer? hire some

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





wtf I didnt know you could slam right into it

still fun to chase it around the sun then attempt to exit your ship in time while crashing around the cockpit in zero G


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmWQJx6VUWI

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




ex post facho posted:

A landicane, goons and goonettes and enbys



can't wait until the poo poo seen over the Atlantic just parks in the middle of america somehow

https://www.windy.com/?44.387,-74.839,5

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





listen fat, we will cover 100% of the cost

to clear debris


isn't that the bare minimum a government should do

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





https://twitter.com/vicbergeriv/status/1261752414803095552

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Is Plinkey's food pyramid just a giant beige triangle.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




the milk machine posted:

lmao



i've been working my way through th eon cinema universe and i have been wondering if we're dealing with a dale cooper situation

Tim based his On Cinema persona on one Rich 'Lowtax' Kyanka

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




https://i.imgur.com/K6C27Rv.mp4

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/camiloreports/status/1471625275016462341
drat the guy we can totally ignore or even fire if we wanted to says we cant sorry gang

lmao

honestly at this point the only way out of this is Dem support cratering, the Trumpists winning a supermajority, then sentencing the Dems to trial by combat for all crimes real and imagined

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Trump validated the American Dream by showing that anyone can become president

specifically those not vetted and trained over decades by an entrenched establishment of deep state ghouls, ivy league wasps, and op ed columnists




instead he was vetted and trained by foreign agencies who thought it'd be really funny to make a retard president

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




I get the feeling he's been burning through fortunes for decades just to make sure Don Jr gets nothing on his deathbed

Trump knows what he did to his father and really doesn't want that to happen to him lol

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