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Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



:dong:

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


That's nice dear

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



Who's?

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004




don't play coy bb ;)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Why??

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021



you should probably go see a doctor

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



tractor man posted:

you should probably go see a doctor

Someone is putting them in his bed... reverse robbery,??

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009



that means you have to piss op

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




Youíre being visited by a nocturnal sleep succubus if you donít do something to stop it it will culminate in the succubus ripping off your penis I recommend you see a priest

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Ask Derpies about the waistband trick.

Edit: Also, what are the guys' names?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



This world is not my home.

If heaven's not my home, oh Lord what will I do.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009





Endorph posted:

that means you have to piss op

its this. go pee before you sleep

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


HRT fixes unwanted erections, OP, check that out.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



syntaxfunction posted:

HRT fixes unwanted erections, OP, check that out.

Hot Rod Theocracy

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



syntaxfunction posted:

HRT fixes unwanted erections, OP, check that out.

who said I don't want them

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


How do people solve the problem of pissing while having a boner?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

How do people solve the problem of pissing while having a boner?

Just piss with the boner

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

by sebmojo


Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

How do people solve the problem of pissing while having a boner?

Thatís what all the spray and pray practice in CS 1.6 was good for IRL

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



OP is a semon

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



I meant to type demon

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

How do people solve the problem of pissing while having a boner?

squat and point your dick at the toilet

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

bird with big dick posted:

Youíre being visited by a nocturnal sleep succubus if you donít do something to stop it it will culminate in the succubus ripping off your penis I recommend you see a priest

Is it the succubus from that movie? She seemed nice, congrats to the OP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



I constantly dream of eternal agony and torture upon my body

Cryomancer
Jan 22, 2005

Indeed.


re: "I constantly wake up with boners"

Peggy Edson posted:


re: "I constantly wake up with boners"

:dong:

Whose?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Jose???

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm



Peggy Edson posted:

who said I don't want them

braggart

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Cryomancer posted:

re: "I constantly wake up with boners"

Whose?

Yous.

Grevlek
Jan 10, 2004

r1ft w1z4rd


It's the gangster movie but instead of horse heads it's

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

I havent had an erection since 2012 :(

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

lets post together



syntaxfunction posted:

HRT fixes unwanted erections, OP, check that out.

fixed my erections but every time i log into something awful dot com i get a boner

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:


Lipstick Apathy

Its boner time

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Its boner time

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


That's not normal OP. I'd recommend getting the extra ones cut off.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






boners are for sex.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTj8_ZYyll0

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




If you get an unwanted boner just stick a pin in your boner and squeeze the blood out works every time

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


Smugworth posted:

If you get an unwanted boner just stick a pin in your boner and squeeze the blood out works every time

Think I'll just print out and laminate this post for those times when I need my boner to go away. (pissing and making presentations in class)

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol



runnypoops posted:

I havent had an erection since 2012 :(

Maybe you should wake up next to the OP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

boners are for sex.

I really don't believe it

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




A bonerar is you

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