I constantly wake up with boners

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

There's WinRAR then there's LoseRAR then there's BoneRAR

# ? Dec 1, 2021 17:57

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:41

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

quote:

Nocturnal penile erections occur during Rapid Eye Movement (REM) sleep (the phase during which we dream). They occur when certain areas of the brain are activated.

Now that I've helped you op you can help me. Pm me and I'll send my venmo details

# ? Dec 1, 2021 18:07

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

everyone's just thinking about the boners and not the ops crippling narcolepsy

# ? Dec 1, 2021 18:14

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

pics op

# ? Dec 1, 2021 18:25

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

ChubbyChecker posted:

pics op

What's a picsop???

# ? Dec 1, 2021 18:29

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What's a picsop???

picsop deeze nuts!

# ? Dec 1, 2021 18:36

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What's a picsop???

Here's me

# ? Dec 1, 2021 18:37

Gutcruncher: Apr 16, 2005; Go home and be a family man!

Just do what I do. Piss the bed, two birds one stone

# ? Dec 1, 2021 18:38

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I�ll give you the same deal I give everyone else: wash that dick and I�ll suck it.

# ? Dec 1, 2021 18:39

Jay_Zombie: Apr 20, 2007; We're sealing the tunnel!

Give me boners or give me death.

# ? Dec 1, 2021 18:39

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Or don�t

# ? Dec 1, 2021 18:39

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I’ll give you the same deal I give everyone else: wash that dick and I’ll suck it.

(Washes your poo poo off my dick.)

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Or don’t :wink:

Dang It Bhabhi!

# ? Dec 1, 2021 22:16

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

How do people solve the problem of pissing while having a boner?

Pee in the shower

# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:51

runnypoops: Mar 26, 2016; been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Ay i love cock

# ? Dec 1, 2021 23:52

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

boners are for sex.

Ummmmm,

Towel rack
Change the channel on a vintage TV set
Spread the peanut butter all the way to the edges of the bread

:hai:

# ? Dec 2, 2021 02:40

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

I've got a replacement for the OP's hormones right here if you know what I mean.

I mean battery acid.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:01

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Xaintrailles posted:

I've got a replacement for the OP's hormones right here if you know what I mean.

I mean battery acid.

# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:12

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I constantly bone up with wakers

# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:13

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

This stops sometime around turning 40 and I kinda miss it

# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:14

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

The Bloop posted:

I constantly bone up with wakers

I constantly poo poo in bed

# ? Dec 2, 2021 03:16

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I constantly poo poo in bed

These are called "nocturnal emissions"

# ? Dec 2, 2021 04:04

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