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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Come to think of it, I wonder why there's only one prayer closet for them all. You'd think they'd need a whole row of them, each with a little "occupied" indicator like a porta-potty.

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NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Matthew 6:5

Seems pretty obvious its more about not making a giant show of your faith and not " y'all should pray in a closet" but idiotic interpretations are nothing new. My favorite is the " harder to get a camel to through the eye of a needle then for a rich man too get into Heaven" means rich people still go to Heaven.

The next verse actually does say exactly that:

Matthew 6:6 KJV posted:

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

I always loved that one because fundies make such a huge loving deal out of their piousness, when in reality, Jesus would just be shaking his head.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Lmao

Dr. Video Games 0135
May 20, 2003

That's gonna be a zoinks from me, Scoob

Original is good but it really slaps when you get the Jack Shack Expansion Pack

Dr. Video Games 0135 fucked around with this message at 19:36 on May 21, 2022

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Dr. Video Games 0135 posted:

Jack Shack Expansion Pack

Hell of a username, this.

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

It’s probably in the thread somewhere but two things there was a person who was friends with Josh and the Duggars and he did a podcast called I pray you put this journal away where he reads from his journal to his wife and talks about the Duggars it’s a good listen

Also there was a security guard hired by TLC who did security for the Duggars who did an AMA on duggarssnark subreddit and Josh would eat fast food for every meal and he had to follow Josh in the security car behind him and Josh watched porn in his car on his phone on the dash all the time, worth a read

Hope he gets the max but that evil piece of poo poo won’t ever feel remorse and probably will re-offend when he gets out

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Powered Descent posted:

There's a Bible verse (I want to say it's somewhere in Matthew) that says not to make a big public production out of your praying, and that it's better to do it privately, even to the point of going into a closet to pray. Some present-day Christians take this literally and set aside a special "prayer closet" in their homes. Honestly, as Christian lifestyle oddities go, that one's pretty harmless, but you do have to appreciate the irony of such a closet being in a home that was the focus of a drat TV show that made a big public production out of their religious life.

That's a very generous reading of the situation. I would bet you money it's solitary confinement for kids in trouble. Talk back. Go "pray" for 3 hours.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006
So re: mystery void:

It's a section of the downstairs playroom that is 2 stories so they could fit a climbing wall and spiral slide+fort.





There's also apparently a tunnel to the boys room from the top of the slide, kinda visible in the background here:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Wait, that's actually cool.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Wait, that's actually cool.

the girls room connects to the commercial kitchen in the same, but completely opposite, manner I believe

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
The tunnel wasn't actually initially planned.
It was created by Josh one night trying to get to his sisters.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Much better use of climbing wall

Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen

spookykid posted:

So re: mystery void:

It's a section of the downstairs playroom that is 2 stories so they could fit a climbing wall and spiral slide+fort.



I hope that whoever designed that climbing wall to be next to a huge window with a ledge at the perfect distance for someone falling backwards to hit and just a mattress for them to land on was trying to take Josh out.

Someone get this to the OSHA thread.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

spookykid posted:

So re: mystery void:

It's a section of the downstairs playroom that is 2 stories so they could fit a climbing wall and spiral slide+fort.





There's also apparently a tunnel to the boys room from the top of the slide, kinda visible in the background here:


When they mentioned a kid tunnel I just assumed they were talking about Michelle's pussy

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling
So Ashley Madison was one of Josh's scandals, and his youngest daughter is named Madyson.

Coincidence, or living reminder of his sin?

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Much better use of climbing wall



hold on changing my wrestling finisher to The Abortionplex

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Pyrotoad posted:

I hope that whoever designed that climbing wall to be next to a huge window with a ledge at the perfect distance for someone falling backwards to hit and just a mattress for them to land on was trying to take Josh out.

Someone get this to the OSHA thread.

Groverhaus of horrors.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

gently caress. I love Galaga.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Cassette Moodcore posted:

It’s probably in the thread somewhere but two things there was a person who was friends with Josh and the Duggars and he did a podcast called I pray you put this journal away where he reads from his journal to his wife and talks about the Duggars it’s a good listen


Holy poo poo this dude visited the jack shack and asked for help with his pornography addiction.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

bird with big dick posted:

gently caress. I love Galaga.

Sorry you are now on a watchlist

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Holy poo poo this dude visited the jack shack and asked for help with his pornography addiction.

Yeah! Podcast is so good aha even him going into how Josh was sent to go dig a lake or whatever for molested his sisters but the guy he went to was a pedophile himself if I’m remembering correct, regardless you get a good insight into how MEN can do no wrong it was the devil and not their own actions

Also what Josh did to him after he went to him for help is just straight up awful

Cassette Moodcore fucked around with this message at 05:12 on May 23, 2022

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Much better use of climbing wall



Its always projection. All republicans, conservatives , fundies, regressives, etc all have water park/ski slopes/climbing walls in their homes.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Can't believe Josh Duggar is getting framed by Hunter Biden like this

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
That's only two things

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The long lost son Jif Duggar

Beef Stew
Dec 27, 2009

Cassette Moodcore posted:

Yeah! Podcast is so good aha even him going into how Josh was sent to go dig a lake or whatever for molested his sisters but the guy he went to was a pedophile himself if I’m remembering correct, regardless you get a good insight into how MEN can do no wrong it was the devil and not their own actions

Also what Josh did to him after he went to him for help is just straight up awful

Wait the guy writing the journals went to JOSH for help? gently caress what a terrible idea. Dare I ask what sort of advice he got from the jack shack?

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Beef Stew posted:

Wait the guy writing the journals went to JOSH for help? gently caress what a terrible idea. Dare I ask what sort of advice he got from the jack shack?

He did, he explains it in podcast but basically his family went into the IBLP church Gothard poo poo and he just got gaslit through the church and he went to Josh in earnest because hey duggars are on tv the community supports them etc he asked how to I believe block adult content via covenant eyes or something a fundamentalist program to block internet content

Long story short he asked for privacy and then Josh went and told everyone he viewed pornography which was the catalyst to him leaving the community

As for advice from Josh I’d have to re-listen to it but I don’t think he gave him any

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Not only that, but the dude confided in Josh that he had been abused and Josh ratted him out to the abuser.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Guys, I’m really starting to think that this Josh guy sounds like a golem molded from manure or something

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Not only that, but the dude confided in Josh that he had been abused and Josh ratted him out to the abuser.

That poo poo is inexcusable. gently caress Josh, for this and this alone. (And everything else to be fair.)

Although it puts in my mind a yucky question.

You know how if someone is diddled by someone "higher up" in the Jesus/community totem pole, then these fuckwits consider that the victim needs to be quiet and the perpetrator needs to be protected, (because they are respected in the community and poo poo like that.)

How does it work if it is the opposite? I.E. lets say the son of a poor, lower status family molests the daughter of a rich/high status/respected family. Does the fact that he is a man outrank everything else? Or is it "look at that ungodly sinner/outcast! Let us attack him with all our might and the righteousness of Jesus! Oh MY poor sweet innocent baby girl, (gently caress the other kids that got diddled.)"

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Not only that, but the dude confided in Josh that he had been abused and Josh ratted him out to the abuser.

I hope he rots for the rest of his life behind bars :)

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




BrigadierSensible posted:

That poo poo is inexcusable. gently caress Josh, for this and this alone. (And everything else to be fair.)

Although it puts in my mind a yucky question.

You know how if someone is diddled by someone "higher up" in the Jesus/community totem pole, then these fuckwits consider that the victim needs to be quiet and the perpetrator needs to be protected, (because they are respected in the community and poo poo like that.)

How does it work if it is the opposite? I.E. lets say the son of a poor, lower status family molests the daughter of a rich/high status/respected family. Does the fact that he is a man outrank everything else? Or is it "look at that ungodly sinner/outcast! Let us attack him with all our might and the righteousness of Jesus! Oh MY poor sweet innocent baby girl, (gently caress the other kids that got diddled.)"

It probably depends. There is always the urge to protect The Church. It looks bad if anyone in your congregation is a kiddy diddler, and you don't want that getting into the paper and putting your church in disrepute. Of course if you cover it up and it later gets out that you covered it up that is a much worse story, but it keeps happening anyway.

e: For some there is also the shame that your kid is now soiled goods. If you're a psycho you might think hiding that is protecting them. Shame on the parents for failing to protect their kid. People will look at you and wonder how you let this happen. Even if you want to kill the guy that provides an incentive to just run him out of town and pretend nothing happened.

Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 08:28 on May 23, 2022

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Has a stairwell nonce-bashing left Josh quadro-spazzed on a life glug yet?

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

bird with big dick posted:

gently caress. I love Galaga.

Alright, brother. I'll let you see 'em if you can get a perfect score on the bonus stage. With the single ship. No twin ship business!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The long lost son Jif Duggar

loving :lol:

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

jazzyhattrick posted:

Has a stairwell nonce-bashing left Josh quadro-spazzed on a life glug yet?

Is it just me or can anyone else smell hammers?

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

That insane therapy chart they have does have a healthy dose of victim blaming on a few different levels, where someone who had some awful trauma inflicted on them could easily develop some serious issues from it.

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The long lost son Jif Duggar

Jif Duggar came from the bowels of Hell screaming such obscenities like "maybe we should think for ourselves" and "Jesus doesn't need us to donate that much money to the church", with a heretical bible containing Luke 16:19-31.

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