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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oooooh, he gettin' Duggar'd. Josh has only molested Jorp, Joreef and Jrangela though so he can’t be that bad of a dad! 3/7 is less than 50%, and it’s even better when you count little Juggalugga who’s on the way!
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tractor man posted:Lean mean baby poppin machine Love to be a human puppy mill. I want to crap out babies like I am on a Chipotle binge.
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gently caress hanging Josh, we need to send him off like his idol and savior. Let’s get the fucker some logs and a nail gun.
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lmao this piece of dog poo poo really thinks he's gonna walk
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Klyith posted:Josh didn't even use a VPN. Josh is fundie-school-raised weapons-grade stupid and I’m certain that as the “technical” kid of the family he has no clue what a VPN is. Also for those of you outside the US, if you’re curious why our country is so hosed up, it’s because our state governments are chock-full of men as dumb as the Duggars thanks to a push by evangelical Christians to get in the government and change us into a theocratic nation.
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CPL593H posted:That's Lotsa Chomos. Changing my answer from "The Lecher Channel" to this.
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Fools Infinite posted:Isn't covenant eyes that net nanny program for adult Christian men that emails your pastor when you look up porn? Yes but Linus Torvalds is mightier than God’s program, apparently.
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Lol again that the Duggar Cult’s golden boy, the future president of the United States… is a buy-here-pay-here used car scammer who viewed CSAM in a Home Depot DIY shed and is now facing life in prison. Wonder if the Duggars will go damnatio memoriae on Josh like the Phelps family did when ‘ol Fred turned out to get old and not be the prophet he claimed to be.
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kntfkr posted:man, i'm gonna have chud shack stuck in my head for days. thanks tween itch Gotta C-SAM drive, It’s as big as a whale, Still managed to post bail!
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Dapper_Swindler posted:so what was their defence against the family members saying josh molested them? “He was present and someone touched them inappropriately, yes. Yes, he was the only person in the room besides the victim. Yes, I have been paid in advance, why do you ask?”
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Sentinel posted:Same. Followed by him being caught again with CSAM material on his computer 3 weeks after release.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Jim Bob's gonna try to bust his son out Chapo style but instead of a helicopter it's going to be a 1997 Dodge Caravan. Not gonna lie, watching Jom Bob crash through prison fences to fill his van with chomos would be super fun so long as the chase ends with a drone strike and chunks of cultist ground meat showering the empty interstate. If he escapes then it sucks.
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Three Olives posted:I honestly won't be surprised if the defense argues that satan snuck the CSAM onto his computer to harm a godly family man just trying to earn a living for his family when he wasn't spreading the name word of jesus. If that doesn’t work I can see Jim Bob solemnly declaring “Josh is Jesus II, we had to sacrifice him for the forgiveness of all sins” during his next sermon. Who knows, he may crucify Josh himself before the sentencing.
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It’s gonna be lol as gently caress when Josh walks, goes home and starts mollesting kids. Actually no, it’s not lol at all. It’s a loving tragedy.
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Defense: "I would like to present to the jury the following evidence: " Arkansas Jurors: "My God, that computer-man put all the porn on Josh's computer! I knew Josh was innocent!"
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Holy crap I'm very relieved this monster is going to jail and won't be able to sexually assault any more kids. It doesn't personally affect me (I'll never be in Arkansas unless I gently caress up a trip real bad) but it's just good to know this creep can't hurt his kids anymore.
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Smugworth posted:You should see the flowchart of Linux distributions Wonder which version of Linux he was using? Probably Linspire or some weird fuckin’ thing he found on a “how to download porn so your family wouldn’t see it” site. Also if Josh was the “computer guy” of the family, the rest of the kids are absolutely screwed with their educational prospects.
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Can someone familiar with law stuff explain why duggs wanted to postpone his sentencing for two months to push it to the end of May? Was it to let the media hysteria die down around his case in hopes that the judge could go for a lenient sentence without pissing everyone off?
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The cops show up at my house and before they even leave the car I yell “No, I don’t know who keeps upper-decking the toilets at Shoney’s”.
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May 15, 2022 16:57
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Imagine getting caught molesting children and harboring gigs of CSAM and having the brass loving balls to tell the judge "no fair! I want the minimum sentence!" Man, what the countless goons said earlier in this thread is true: Josh Duggar really does think he's a god and is beyond the law. loving wild.
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May 19, 2022 19:16
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Almost Smart posted:Are those two side-by-side toilets in the bathroom coming off the playroom? The longer you look at the floor plan the more this looks like some sort of prison/torture dungeon. The side-by-side toilets, warden’s offices covering access to the combined sleeping quarters, all that poo poo. The “good bye room” is where bodies are quietly shuffled out the side away from the eyes of the media. Probably a sign on the front door saying “~Welcome to our little Guantanamo Bay~”
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The long lost son Jif Duggar Jif Duggar came from the bowels of Hell screaming such obscenities like "maybe we should think for ourselves" and "Jesus doesn't need us to donate that much money to the church", with a heretical bible containing Luke 16:19-31.
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ben shapino posted:whens the sentencing? Tomorrow.
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May 24, 2022 19:31
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MrQwerty posted:givin the cameras a yuge grin through my mask as I walk into court to watch my favorite son get sentenced to serious prison time for downloading the worst CSAM video ever They’re all convinced that Josh Duggar is watching CSAM as ordained by God and will be given a minuscule sentence when Jesus takes over the judge’s mind. Either that or they’re just mentally ill people who love the infamy and are thinking of a new scam to make money doing nothing. Either-or.
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May 25, 2022 17:54
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Apparently the court broke for lunch around 1:30 EST or something. Duggar will probably be sentenced late in the afternoon/evening.
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Detective No. 27 posted:Maybe they're going for leniency on the stupidity defense. By that account the entire Duggar clan could commit Genghis Khan levels of genocide and murder and we’d have to let them off.
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TLC has claimed so many lives with their reality television runs and I’m here to say they taught us the ultimate lesson about the insanely deep cruelty of American entertainment. Smash TV would’ve at least enabled a quicker death.
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I’d have preferred it be 20 but at least it’s not the minimum. Plus at 12 1/2 years it’s not like any appeals could be made on cruel and unusual punishment circumstances. Here’s hoping his wife divorces his rear end right away and the world forgets about him and his disgusting parents.
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Facebook Aunt posted:What is the shack's use case though? If someone brings a cash deposit they put it in the safe until the end of the day. Dealing with crap used cars probably involves some unbanked customers. All it has to do is be slightly more secure than a desk drawer so someone doesn't steal the money while his back is turned. Makes me wonder how many of those sorts of places have a guy buy a car for $4k in cash only to have the buyer’s buddy come in 15 minutes afterward with a gun to re-collect said $4k. Also, learning about the Duggar family from Josh’s trial, I’m going to guess that a huge chunk of their church is involved in money laundering of sorts. Why go through all the bullshit of actually selling cars and stuff when you can claim everything as a church donation?
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B-Rock452 posted:They tend to keep other things as keepsakes. A buddy of mine prosecuted a major Catholic abuse case and the priest committed suicide after he was convicted and mentioned my buddy in the suicide note and he still has a copy of it on his office wall. poo poo yeah, your buddy rules.
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Robo Reagan posted:lol rich white people bouta find out prison doesnt care if solitary is a human rights violation Oh no, a rich white child rapist is having a bad time in prison, we should send a team to investigate! Also gently caress-face child raper has a prison cell phone and thought he would be above the rules, lmao. Here's hoping that the courts take that into account when he tries for an early release.
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NoiseAnnoys posted:Duggar had his mom smuggle in an Motorola DynaTAC 8000X via her clowncar vagina. Better check his cell for a Sawzall and a torch setup at the same time, imo.
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Facebook Aunt posted:What kind of job can you even get without a computer these days? A smartphone is a computer, right? Dog food tester?
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B-Rock452 posted:The way his hand was cupping while he was hitting the kid set off so many alarm bells in my head and then the doing it more cause the hug wasn't good enough was horrific. I really believe that guy gets off on causing pain or feeling the kid up like that Spoiler above has child abuse but I'm quoting it because the last part of it is absolutely critical: These cult leaders do like hurting those who can't fight back, which is why they are absolutely 100% behind child abuse as a method of raising kids. Put that freak into a room with men and women who can fight back and you'll see a preacher man hiding in the corner begging his dead god for help.
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MrQwerty posted:it's the ultimate endgame of a evangelical cult that teaches men all you do is go "oh whoops did I do that?" and all is forgiven All of a sudden, Steve Urkel comes across as a completely different person.
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