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Genesplicer so old he gave Christopher Columbus directions to miami
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Genesplicer so old he call the big bang "that explosion that happened when I was 32"
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Dec 1, 2021 22:43
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Genesplicer so old his first pet was a compsognathus
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Dec 1, 2021 22:46
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Genesplicer so old he got to sit in the seniors section upfront on Noah's Ark
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Dec 1, 2021 22:48
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Genesplicer so old when the first fish walked out of the ocean he said "there goes the neighborhood" and out his cave up for sale
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Dec 1, 2021 22:52
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Genesplicer so old he taught Jesus how to drive a chariot
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Dec 1, 2021 22:58
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Genesplicer so old even Cthulhu scared of gettin probed by his rear end for sayin "tuggin"
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Dec 1, 2021 23:01
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Genesplicer so old none his kids even visit him anymore cuz they thought he was dead
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Dec 1, 2021 23:18
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Genesplicer so old when they were voting on whether to make God a mod of the universe he was the only no vote because God once told Adam "suck the poo poo outta my rear end OP"
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Dec 1, 2021 23:26
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Genesplicer so old he remembers when Jared from Subway was a fat loser and not a convicted chomo
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Dec 1, 2021 23:35
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Genesplicer so old he nuts dust
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Dec 1, 2021 23:55
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Genesplicer so old he remembers when they invented sleep
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Dec 2, 2021 00:12
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Genesplicer so old he remembers when "Caveman Beating on Rocks With Stick" was the #1 pop hit in America
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Dec 2, 2021 01:15
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dee eight posted:genesplicer is not so very old Genesplicer so old he was the mohel at see eight's bris
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Dec 2, 2021 01:26
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Genesplicer so old he got "low effort catchphrases will result in probation" carved into Hammurabi's Code
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Dec 2, 2021 01:29
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Genesplicer so old when a young, hopeful, and optimistic Adolf Hitler showed him his latest painting, Gene kicked him out a of art school because he'd already seen one like it before
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Dec 2, 2021 01:36
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Genesplicer is so old he banned Fred Flintstone for posting "yabba dabba doo-on't post threads op" after every new thread
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Dec 2, 2021 02:16
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Genesplicer so old his grandpa is the primodial force of Chaos
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Dec 2, 2021 03:57
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Genesplicer is so old he reminisces fondly over the golden years of the forums, when he was the only moderator and user and there were no troublesome posters around creating posts they needed to be probed for
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Dec 2, 2021 17:40
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Genesplicer so old in history class he wrote down what he was doing
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Dec 2, 2021 18:42
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Genesplicer so old he went to an antique store and someone tried to buy his rear end
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Dec 2, 2021 18:51
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Genesplicer so old he really thought they were saying "Boo-urns"
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Dec 2, 2021 19:14
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Genesplicer so old he refer to the homo sapiens as "the good ones"
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Dec 2, 2021 23:21
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Genesplicer so old when he opens this thread paramedics should really be nearby
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Dec 2, 2021 23:44
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Genesplicer so old he only wakes up every hundred years to feed on the blood of a sacrifice provided to him by an ancient sect of occultists who seek the favor of their Dead God to post with impunity before returning to his infernal slumber.
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Dec 3, 2021 07:17
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Genesplicer so old that when he reached the Grail's chamber and chose poorly the cup made him younger. 
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Dec 3, 2021 07:54
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Sid Vicious posted:lmfao but thats the ark i thibk son of a bitch
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Dec 3, 2021 08:27
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Genesplicer so old his wrinkles got wrinkles
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Dec 4, 2021 16:02
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Genesplicer so old his prostate is the size of a cassava melon.
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Dec 5, 2021 05:07
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Genesplicer so old he doesn't even don a milking harness when receiving a proper milking
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Dec 5, 2021 17:57
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:its been 9 pages, How come Genesplicer hasn't come to defend himself or just make a joke? Genesplicer so old he was born before humor was invented
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Dec 6, 2021 04:42
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Genesplicer so old his birth predates the invention of the waistband trick, or waistbands for that matter.
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Dec 6, 2021 23:28
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Genes so old he's definitely first in line at Luby's
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Dec 7, 2021 01:16
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Dec 7, 2021 03:53
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Genesplicer is so old he forces the newest GBS mod to transcribe each GBS post on a typewriter and mail them individually to him for him to read at his leisure. Literally A Person was beginning to develop carpal tunnel syndrome before Fleta took over. The postage comes out of the forums budget.
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Dec 7, 2021 13:56
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Genesplicer so old his mouldering corpses is kept on life support by a wide variety of unfathomable technologies and the daily sacrifice of 1000 psychicly active individuals. This is the only thing that keeps a spark of his conscious mind alive and able to probe ne'er-do-wells.
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Dec 8, 2021 09:33
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Genesplicer a old rear end bitch who drive too drat slow
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Dec 9, 2021 02:22
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I found a fossil of a genesplicer turd
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Dec 10, 2021 00:21
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Genesplicer so old that to him a day is only the briefest of moments, hence why he meters out cruel day long probations wantonly and unprovoked. It's like crushing an ant to him, without a care or afterthought. It's also why sometimes weeks pass between posts from him on the forums he maintains such a brutal dictatorship over. Also everything he does is through snail mail
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Dec 12, 2021 20:24
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a mysterious cloak posted:Genesplicer so old that he remembers when religion got started. Genesplicer so old he is the central figure in many religions which revere him and his followers vie for his favor by mashing the report button on funny posts
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