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Genesplicer so old he calls Adam and Eve "youngin's"
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Dec 1, 2021 22:42
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Genesplicer so old he knew Elizabeth I "intimately" as he calls it "a gentleman never tells" he says, with a wry smile
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Dec 1, 2021 22:45
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Genesplicer so old he remembers impregnating Mitochondrial Eve
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Dec 1, 2021 22:48
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Genesplicer so old he chainprobes Persephone back to Hades twice a year
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Dec 1, 2021 22:51
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Genesplicer so old he remembers shaking his head and muttering "What has this city come to" every time he passed Diogenes
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Dec 1, 2021 23:01
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Genesplicer so old he remembers when there was nothing to do but tuggin' and that's why he probates it brings back too many memories
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Dec 1, 2021 23:05
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Genesplicer so old he's the inspiration for King Arthur
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Dec 2, 2021 00:07
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Genesplicer so old he remembers the martians sending protospores to earth for colonization before the planet became an arid wasteland
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Dec 2, 2021 03:24
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Genesplicer so old he remembers writing down the exploits of himself and his pal Enkidu
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Dec 2, 2021 13:17
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Genesplicer so old he distinctly remembers telling his wife not to look back, but she did and she became a pile of salt
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Dec 2, 2021 15:04
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Genesplicer is so old that he overthrew the Elder Gods and reigned supreme, only to fall at the hands of mortal men his penance was to moderate an internet forum for eternity
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Dec 2, 2021 17:26
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Genesplicer so old he was the original inspiration for Krusty the Clown: an 11th century court jester named Uranius Fectius That's why he hates the Krust
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Dec 2, 2021 18:01
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Genesplicer so old he speaks fluent Linear A, but he won't help decipher the writings because they contain terrible secrets
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Dec 2, 2021 18:54
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Genesplicer so old he advised Pontius Pilate to give Jesus a sixer but his intent was misunderstood
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Dec 2, 2021 19:54
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Genesplicer so old he knows the true identity of the Sea Peoples
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Dec 2, 2021 21:30
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Genesplicer so old he laid the cornerstone for the ziggurat at Ur
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Dec 2, 2021 23:39
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Genesplicer so old he was the one who convinced God to tell the Israelites that they should not spill their seed, and that's why he probes tuggin' posts
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Dec 5, 2021 04:20
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Genesplicer so old he was an on-set consultant for "The Land Before Time"
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Dec 5, 2021 05:15
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