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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

fuck the molice


Unlike pornography made in the 1970's or 1990's, which in some cases can be titillating in the modern age, I have zero evidence that the Valley produced anything close to erotic in the 80's. My best guess is that the AIDS epidemic cramped the style of pornographers at the exact moment home video became mainstream, resulting in terrible porn that only worked for those who lived in that era.

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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

The ones i made with my uncle are pretty erotic

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


All those Traci Lords flicks had to be burned.

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







I donít think they had invented stepsisters yet OP

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


Edward Mass posted:

My best guess is that the AIDS epidemic cramped the style of pornographers at the exact moment home video became mainstream, resulting in terrible porn that only worked for those who lived in that era.

Also, the republicans were in charge of the government and Reagan ordered the entertainment industry to pump out nothing but media that promoted republican values as part of his Cold War propaganda policy, so porn had to go underground and was grossly underfunded.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

Once Debbie Did Dallas there was nowhere to go but down.

aceface
Dec 26, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

OP, my dear friend, I implore you to reconsider your position:

:siren:NSFW:siren:
https://fetishengine.com/best-80s-porn-guide/

The 80s had some of the hottest big haired big bushed babes in the biz.

Kay Parker, Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn, the list goes on...

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Yeah, I hate that tape crap. I only watch on film, the asses seem warmer.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


aceface posted:

OP, my dear friend, I implore you to reconsider your position:

:siren:NSFW:siren:
https://fetishengine.com/best-80s-porn-guide/

The 80s had some of the hottest big haired big bushed babes in the biz.

Kay Parker, Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn, the list goes on...

I think you may have made the OPs point...

these women are dumpster fires and the most famous one was underage

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



I would be bored to death watching a young Ginger Lynn scene but she's done some quality MILF work in the later part of her career.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005

BAD FAITH TROLL: "Anytime I get bored at work I just argue with the first person I see in whatever the first thread I click on is."

Buglord

aceface posted:

OP, my dear friend, I implore you to reconsider your position:

:siren:NSFW:siren:
https://fetishengine.com/best-80s-porn-guide/

The 80s had some of the hottest big haired big bushed babes in the biz.

Kay Parker, Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn, the list goes on...

First photo on that page

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







I donít think a single thing of value came out of the 80ís.

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!





Pillbug

aceface posted:

OP, my dear friend, I implore you to reconsider your position:

:siren:NSFW:siren:
https://fetishengine.com/best-80s-porn-guide/

The 80s had some of the hottest big haired big bushed babes in the biz.

Kay Parker, Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn, the list goes on...

Long Dong Silver didn't really have an 18 inch cock?!

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I donít think a single thing of value came out of the 80ís.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j18e_ID-DpA

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

I LOVE BIG VINTAGE TITTIES! :D

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016



who told you porn was supposed to be erotic. you idiot. you should be disgusted at the whole affair.

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.








Ok one thing of value

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!


I just bought a house and found the previous owner's 80s porn in the shed, and can confirm, I was unaroused. I also found a sweet kbar in there. He was living life as fully as he could out in that shed.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I donít think a single thing of value came out of the 80ís.

what about me? :(

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





this is the tape that you've waited for and heard about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGjSvlHgQgQ

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



As someone who has seen all pornography made in the 1980s, let me just confirm for you that this is true.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy


I don't care what anyone says, pubic hair is not the defining trait of an adult woman.

Also there was a Bo Derek Playboy in the 80s that I've judged every woman by since.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



cafe flesh is still the best porn movie ever made but yeah I can't really see trying to beat off to it

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007


Owlofcreamcheese posted:

First photo on that page



dj premier???

dangerstepp
Apr 8, 2019


Speak for yourself OP.

The 80s was full of boobs and bush as far as the eye could see.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus


80s porn is what fueled woods porn

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


I am confused and disoriented,
but now I have :10bux: and this wonderful avatar



ded posted:

80s porn is what fueled woods porn

Bush in the bush.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.





aceface posted:

OP, my dear friend, I implore you to reconsider your position:

:siren:NSFW:siren:
https://fetishengine.com/best-80s-porn-guide/

The 80s had some of the hottest big haired big bushed babes in the biz.

Kay Parker, Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn, the list goes on...

Nina Hartley is sitll making videos and she has a striking resemblance to HIllary Clinton. Look up a video, tell me I'm wrong.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.





also "unarousing" is a pretty hoity-toity way to contrast the quality of videos of people loving for like $400

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

fuck the molice


ded posted:

80s porn is what fueled woods porn

I never saw woods porn. With that being said...

When I was in community college (before I went to an actual university), I worked at a grocery store. One day, I was told to empty the trash can out front, and it turned out someone had thrown away pornography, and it was just there on the top of the trash in the trash can. Who throws away porn, let alone in public? For the record, I did not take the porn from out of the trash.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Skeleton Ape posted:

As someone who has seen all pornography made in the 1980s, let me just confirm for you that this is true.

I'm visualising you watching your thousandth 80's porn video from start to finish with no reaction but a sad face.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004




Slippery Tilde

Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I donít think a single thing of value came out of the 80ís.

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


I wanna gently caress a Ghostbuster. Is that so wrong????

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

my dog died im sad posted:

I wanna gently caress a Golden Girl. Is that so wrong????

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.





Not if it's Blanche

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



my dog died im sad posted:

I wanna gently caress a Ghostbuster. Is that so wrong????

just as long as theyíre none of the junior ones

or cg ghost Egon, you go straight to hell for either one

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

I like that scene in Boogie Nights where they're filming a porn in the limo and Burt Reynolds hesitates and dies inside before saying "...on video tape."

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin

Thank you thread for reminding me of one of the greatest television shows of all time, Dave's Old Porn

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub, I'm ripped!

80s porn really missed out on all the incest porn that now dominates Pornhub.

I wanna gently caress your mom not my mom

Jesus if she saw me naked now she would say, "drat it, you are your father's son"

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus


Edward Mass posted:

I never saw woods porn. With that being said...

take a walk into the woods. no it doesnt matter where you are.

you will find it

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