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CODY VS ANDRADE 67 57.76%
STAT VS RUBY 22 18.97%
STING AND DARBY VS THE GUNNS 2 1.72%
PUNK VS LEE 8 6.90%
DANIELSON VS 5 9 7.76%
WARDLOW 8 6.90%
Total: 116 votes
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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


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:siren: AEW DARK MATCHES NEED TO BE SPOILER TAGGED IN THIS THREAD :siren:
They can be openly discussed without spoiler tags in the spoiler thread if you wish. Keep AEW Rampage spoilers out of this thread to be safe. Just talk about them in the Spoiler thread. It is for spoilers.
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AEW Dynamite for 12/1 via F4W

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Excalibur and Tony Schiavone were on commentary without Jim Ross, who is taking time off for treatment on his skin cancer diagnosis. Best wishes, JR!

AEW World Champion Hangman Page joined commentary for the opener.

Bryan Danielson defeated Alan "5" Angels

Danielson toyed with Angels early on. Angels came back with kicks, chops and five (ha!) punches in the corner until he was cut off by strikes from Danielson. Angels surprised Danielson with a backslide, but Danielson suplexed him into a cross armbreaker, forcing Angels to reach the ropes for a break. Angels sent Danielson to the floor and landed a tope suicida followed by an Orihara moonsault.

Back in the ring, Angels went up top again but had to adjust to hit a Spanish Fly for two. Danielson avoided a moonsault press and immediately crushed Angels with the Busaiku Knee before kicking Angels' head in. It was elementary from there as Danielson locked on a knee bar for the quick submission.

– After the match, Danielson was interviewed by Schiavone in the ring, who asked if Danielson was ready. Danielson said he didn't think that was the best Atlanta's got, because he kicked his head in and probably snapped his MCL. Last week, he took out Colt Cabana's tooth, and next week, he'll stomp in another Dark Order member's head. In two weeks, Danielson will take the AEW World Championship at the home of the (Dallas) Cowboys.

Page, who was on commentary, got hot and was about to run down to the ring, but John Silver ran out and cut him off, saying he'd get Danielson instead. Danielson fled, saying that was beneath him. If Page or Danielson touched each other, they'd be suspended. Danielson would slap Page right now, but the fans don't deserve to see it.

**********

A Miro video promo aired. He was unsure of what to do until a vision came to him from his God, who revealed what an rear end in a top hat he really is. Miro only has two weaknesses: one he will repair, and one he will embrace. "This is the word of the Redeemer."

**********

MJF joined commentary for this match.

CM Punk defeated Lee Moriarty

They performed chain wrestling to start until Punk took Moriarty down with a dropkick followed by a diving clothesline. After a break, Moriarty made a comeback concluded with a running uppercut and a belly-to-belly suplex for two. Punk hit a springboard crossbody, but Moriarty rolled through for two. The latter immediately locked on an over-the-shoulder crossface, but Punk fought out.

Up top, Punk hit a Frankensteiner. They traded repeated cradles until Punk landed a high kick, dropping Moriarty. Moriarty came back with a Pepsi Twist for a near fall, but then Punk powered Punk into the GTS for the win.

– After the match, MJF grabbed a mic and said he was proud of Punk. The only thing he's good at nowadays is trying to get in Britt Baker's pants.

Punk said that MJF was wearing Larry David's pajamas, and QT Marshall and Lee Moriarty are better than MJF and he knows it. He shut MJF and told him to bring his "needle d*ck" into the ring right now.

MJF said that Punk needs him more than he needs Punk, giving him a spark he hasn't had since 2011. Next week, MJF's going to win the Dynamite Dozen Battle Royale in Long Island, where he will be better than Bret Hart in Canada and Punk in Chicago. He insulted Punk's dog, saying if he brought him around again, he'd put him to sleep.

Punk stormed up the ramp to confront MJF, but Wardlow walked out and stepped in between.

**********

AEW women's world champion Britt Baker was backstage with Rebel and Jamie Hayter. Baker complained about having to wrestle Riho. Hayter said she had one of the best matches in the TBS tournament, but Baker pointed out that she lost. Hayter will take on Riho next week.

**********

Adam Cole joined commentary for... something. Orange Cassidy made his entrance and faced off with Cole. The Young Bucks tried a sneak attack, but Orange had it scouted. After landing some stiff kicks, Cole low blowed Orange and the Bucks landed double superkicks. Chuck Taylor and Wheeler YUTA ran out with chairs to chase off the SuperKliq.

That was baffling. Why did Cole or Orange make their entrances? Was there a match or something scheduled? Didn't make one lick of sense.

**********

Tony Nese cut a video promo. He will challenge Sammy Guevara for the TNT Championship on Friday, and he will target the champ's ribs.

**********

Wardlow (w/ Shawn Spears) defeated AC Adams

Wardlow squashed this poor man with four powerbombs.

– After the match, Spears attacked Adams with chair shots.

**********

Penta El Zero M and PAC were backstage. Due to an injury to Rey Fénix, PAC will replace him in this Friday's match against FTR. PAC had an eye patch on, but he'd be a formidable opponent no matter what.

**********

Taz with Powerhouse Hobbs and HOOK, joined commentary for this match.

Darby Allin & Sting defeated The Gunn Club (Billy Gunn & Colten Gunn) (w/ Austin Gunn)

Allin and Colten wrestled around briefly to start, but then it was time for Sting and Billy to face off. Sting hit repeated backfists and an atomic drop, but Billy avoided a Stinger Splash. Allin tagged in and went for a Coffin splash, but Billy caught him and planted him with a uranage. The Gunn Club isolated Allin in their corner.

Upon return from break, Colten had a Scorpion Deathlock applied on Allin, who escaped and reach Sting for the hot tag. Sting landed Stinger Splashes on both opponents and a spinebuster on Colten for good measure. The Scorpion Deathlock followed, but with the official distracted, Austin broke up the hold. Allin took him out with a tope suicida.

Billy hit a Fame-asser on Sting, but he kicked out at two. Allin took out Billy with another awesome tope, then hit the float-over stunner on Colten. Sting followed with the Scorpion Deathdrop for the win.

**********

Chris Jericho was interviewed backstage. He said he didn't come to Eddie Kingston's aid last week, but he was out there to take out 2point0. Garcia and co. then attacked Jericho from behind, with Parker smacking Jericho with a chair.

After a break, we were informed that Jericho was receiving medical attention.

**********

Taz talked about how 25% of the Dynamite Dozen Battle Royale were Team Taz members.

Lio Rush interrupted, saying Taz should know he's had the odds stacked against him his entire career. He's going to win the Dynamite Dozen. These people know that he is a fighter.

Taz said that Rush should just retire, and Dante Martin and Ricky Starks came out to taunt Rush and protect Taz.

**********

Jade Cargill and Mark Sterling were backstage. They said that Cargill would face off against Thunder Rosa's student Janai Kai on Rampage. Rosa interrupted, saying she'd be on commentary.

**********

TBS Championship Tournament: Ruby Soho defeated Kris Statlander

This started slow but got really good at the end. Love seeing AEW showcase their women's division in this tournament.

Neither woman could establish an advantage early on as both had the other scouted. Soho hit a flatliner to take control ahead of the break. Once back, Soho landed a top-rope senton for two, then a buzzsaw kick for another two. Statlander countered a cazadora into a Blue Thunder bomb for a near fall of her own.

Statlander went for the spider crab, but instead opted for a buckle bomb and almost like a Michinoku driver for a near fall. Soho came back with elbows and more strikes. Statlander blocked a turnbuckle attack, but Soho turned it into a poisonrana and a spike rana for a good near fall.

Soho went for No Future, but Statlander blocked it. Soho reversed the Big Bang Theory into a victory roll cradle for the win.

– After the match, Nyla Rose, Soho's semifinal round opponent, attacked Soho. Statlander chased her off.

**********

AEW Rampage (12/3) lineup --

TBS Championship: Sammy Guevara (c) vs. Tony Nese
Death Triangle (PAC & Penta El Zero Miedo) vs. FTR
Jade Cargill in action

AEW Dynamite (12/8) lineup --

Dynamite Diamond Battle Royale
Bryan Danielson vs. John Silver
Riho vs. Jamie Hayter

AEW Dynamite: Winter Is Coming (12/15) lineup --

AEW World Championship: Hangman Page (c) vs. Bryan Danielson

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Atlanta Street Fight: Cody Rhodes (w/ Arn Anderson) defeated Andrade El Idolo (w/ José the Assistant)

Andrade attacked during Cody's entrance. Arn and José fought on the stage as Cody and Andrade brawled into the stands. Cody landed a twisting crossbody off a barricade. As they moved back towards the ring, Cody was sent face-first into the steel steps.

They made it back into the ring, where Cody hit a snap powerslam. He continued to be met with boos. Andrade low-blowed him and whipped him with his weight belt. He then pulled out José's laptop and smashed it over Cody's face before doing the same with a chair. Andrade produced a chain, but Cody avoided a shot, forcing Andrade to hit a split-leg moonsault onto Cody through a chair for two.

Cody fought out of a suplex and kicked Andrade low. He went for the Cody Cutter, but Andrade countered it by pushing Cody to the floor ahead of a commercial. Once back, Andrade went for another chair moonsault, but Cody tossed the chair into him. Cody grabbed the chain and punched Andrade with it. He went for a tope suicida, but Andrade cut him off with a chair shot.

Andrade ripped up the padding at ringside. He went for the Shadow DDT on the exposed floor, but Cody, who had been busted open, powered out of it. Cody grabbed a kendo stick, teased a sledgehammer, then opted for a golden shovel.

José ran out with a taser but was smacked by Cody's shovel. Andrade then splashed Cody over the corner to the floor. Back in the ring, Andrade hit the corner double knees through a chair into Cody's face for a near fall. Andrade then produced a table and put it in the ring, but Cody landed the drop-down right hand. He charged at Andrade and was hip tossed through the table for his trouble.

Andrade brought in another table and perched Cody on top of it. He climbed the ropes, but Cody rolled off and met Andrade up top. Cody crotched Andrade on the ropes, then Brandi made her return and doused lighter fluid on the table. She then lit the whole thing on fire. Cody hit the reverse DDT through the flaming table, burning himself, for the win.

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Your First Tag Team BTE Champion
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Your Fifth "For The Win" Champion


Your Sixth TNT Champion:


Your Fifth AEW Tag Team Champions
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Your Fourth AEW Women's World Champion:
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And finally, your Fourth AEW World Champion
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Eat My Fuc posted:

Remember when the Acclaimed came out and rapped "Young Cucks you can't beat us you're laughable, Trump really won we gotta storm the capital". Disgusting.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Hey everyone I made a meme



https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1414750457441005568

https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/1423355507587362828

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1428158917448814601

https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/1425629550759841793


bebaloorpabopalo posted:

if these trends continue...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8fc0mLz20Y



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BKUOJGyTc0

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Dec 8, 2021

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida



Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


everyone in the live thread who was saying that was a bad show as it was in progress was smoking crack

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae

Ok I’ve never seen the flame protection on the back thing, can someone explain what / how to me?

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...


cody


rhodes

Seams
Feb 3, 2005




Haven’t watched the show but I’m glad to see the Codyverse remains a highlight of the show.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 22, 2019





Alaois posted:

everyone in the live thread who was saying that was a bad show as it was in progress was smoking crack

EVP Cody saved the show

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I may not be smart, but I have a good heart. That's what my mom always said.





Lid posted:

he got SUPERPLEXED through a FLAMING TABLE

JUST STOP.

Alaois posted:

everyone in the live thread who was saying that was a bad show as it was in progress was smoking crack


MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

Goons Steal?
No Dignity!






https://twitter.com/KingSerpentico/status/1466244032137502722

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



:)

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



cody continues to own, i will continue to boo him until i decide i want to cheer him because both are great fun

Seams
Feb 3, 2005




cody rhodes

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



sba posted:

Ok I’ve never seen the flame protection on the back thing, can someone explain what / how to me?

it's just crap that's flame retardant instead of flammable so the lighter fluid doesnt transfer to your skin and completely gently caress you up

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible





https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1466244350434807808?s=20

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida



sba posted:

Ok I’ve never seen the flame protection on the back thing, can someone explain what / how to me?

it's probably the same stuff stuntmen use for movies/tv, just a gel that insulates you to protect your skin from the heat

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Cody Rhodes


Top 5 Dynamite for me. Total car crash fun. Cody rules.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.



It's the goop Leslie Vernon smeared himself in during Behind the Mask, and worked about as well

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:



Grimey Drawer

You have to respect Cody.

Show had a few weird issues, like it was a little promo-heavy for a while, but then, great semi-main, great main event.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



I'm catching up on the first 90 minutes of Dynamite and I just wanna say it's crazy how casually they dropped the reveal that the CM in CM Punk stands for cooking meth :aaa:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

all war is crime
still cute tho


greatest wrestling company in the history of the world

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I may not be smart, but I have a good heart. That's what my mom always said.





Eat My Fuc posted:

Top 5 Dynamite for me. Total car crash fun. Cody rules.

It was a great way to enjoy a Wednesday night. Think I'll do it again in a week

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011






Someone needs to ask Cody if he's a fan of burning man.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

very good dynamite,

1/10 GDT until the cody match. glad most people came around

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


The Last Call posted:

Someone needs to ask Cody if he's a fan of burning man.

no but he loves the Human Torch (the original one who killed Hitler in WW2, not Johnny Storm)

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



im not sure what people thought was bad. Danielson vs. Angels was good, so was Ruby vs. Stat (STAT SHOULDA WON), Lee looked cool against Punk, and Cody vs. Andrade loving owned.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


dromal phrenia posted:

im not sure what people thought was bad. Danielson vs. Angels was good, so was Ruby vs. Stat (STAT SHOULDA WON), Lee looked cool against Punk, and Cody vs. Andrade loving owned.

what i've learned is that there's a subset of people on this website who just start tearing their fuckin hair out the second anyone opens their mouths on dynamite

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!




Ham Wrangler

Please stop calling it a Superplex, it is a Guerrero Special, which makes it even more hilarious that it won a match.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



plus there was enough yambag shots to fill an episode of AFHV, who doesn't love that? gently caress outta here

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae

Thank you for the answers god bless the Codyverse

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010


That was loving insane. Cody is firmly top tier forever. I'm a Cody mark now.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:



Grimey Drawer

dromal phrenia posted:

im not sure what people thought was bad. Danielson vs. Angels was good, so was Ruby vs. Stat (STAT SHOULDA WON), Lee looked cool against Punk, and Cody vs. Andrade loving owned.

I think the overall pacing of the episode was weird, it felt a little promo-heavy and the promos were uneven. But they ended with two very strong matches in quick succession so that made up for any other issues they may have had.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014



Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Cody loving sucks, the suplex looked garbage, match was meh.

Also, crowd seemed not that into everything tonight, which was a shame.

I know you Codyverse lovers enjoyed it, I sure didn't.

Wazzu fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Dec 2, 2021

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011



not a fan of Statlander losing against way worse workers so I hope she gets bigger wins sooner than later. Ruby's getting better but man she's still wrestling at like half-speed.

Cody is probably having the time of his goddamn life doing all this hilarious poo poo with Malakai and Andrade. Andrade/Cody in particular have murdered themselves to put over PAC and Malakai in several matches so big respect for how much punishment they've taken the last few months

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE



Maxwell Lord posted:

I think the overall pacing of the episode was weird, it felt a little promo-heavy and the promos were uneven. But they ended with two very strong matches in quick succession so that made up for any other issues they may have had.

The only promo that seemed awkward to me was the OC/Budge segment, but I'm willing to forgive that if it's building to a six-man.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I may not be smart, but I have a good heart. That's what my mom always said.





https://twitter.com/Shard01464880/status/1466248446654959620?t=-0ZfEJ22SynOXghykx1e4g&s=19

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

Wazzu posted:

Cody loving sucks, the suplex looked garbage, match was meh.

Also, crowd seemed not that into everything tonight, which was a shame.

fed psyop to poo poo up aew threads

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014



Thought the show was great but Stat should've won. Otherwise my only other complaint was MJF. But he's young, he'll get better and more dynamic on the mic

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.




I have two words for you: En Fuego!

Back to you, Steve.

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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

GET BACK UP




Ok wait, is the story at the end that Cody didn't know that was happening? I love the Codyverse. They did not gimmick that table in any way those mad fools.

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