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pop punk
Jun 26, 2018

:420::420::420:


I can’t find a link to any store that could be re-opened anywhere on this site and googling something awful store doesn’t do anything. Do I have to drive there?

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pop punk
Jun 26, 2018

:420::420::420:


I guess I wouldn’t even want a shirt to tell people how stupid I am. But I would at least like to see them and then decide not to buy one.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Just tell me what you want and send me money ill take care of it

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005





https://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/awful-merchandise/

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



I think I’ll pick up the shirt of lowtax’s podcast, thank you :)

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






holy poo poo the moof shirts are back!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



It's the gray banner on top of forum stuff you can buy. The Jeffrey of YOSPOS Funco pops are delayed.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



It was diseased and died

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3979339

Hurry up Christmas is like tomorrow, gently caress

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


There is no store

Jeffreys Patreon is bringing in $60k/mo and that's more than enough to keep the forums running

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Spinz posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3979339

Hurry up Christmas is like tomorrow, gently caress

I can't find the MoofWear!
Where's the MoofWear?!?
I need dinosaurs vs rabbits earrings for Christmas!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.



I heard it has problems integrating purchases with some crypto coins

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust



I used to have the old City Name Sports Team jersey and it was really high quality. Treated it like crap and it looked new.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Mu Zeta posted:

I used to have the old City Name Sports Team jersey and it was really high quality. Treated it like crap and it looked new.

How much puddy did you score wearing it

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust



None. But people have yelled out "Hey popular player!" at me a few times and it was funny.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





pssst... key kid... wanna buy an account?

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


I bought an awful tee shirt once. The length shrunk after I washed it and the neck ring stretched out. I guess I can't say I was lied to.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Didn't bother checking, do they have Mods Knew merch yet?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Just send me the check OP and I will bring the store to ya.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.



syntaxfunction posted:

Didn't bother checking, do they have Mods Knew merch yet?

Here

https://shop.startrek.com/collections/ornaments

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

I bought the grenade toque back in 05 and wore it for a while. Yep.

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

I bought an awful tee shirt once. The length shrunk after I washed it and the neck ring stretched out. I guess I can't say I was lied to.

The goatse neck ring is actually by design

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

I wrote "The Something Awful forums" on a t-shirt myself. Sue me.

obeyasia
Sep 21, 2004



Grimey Drawer

Would anyone give a gently caress if I just bootlegged and sold shirts? I miss the old "the internet makes you stupid" shirt from the early days. That on a Comfort Colors tee would be neat. I'd give a cut to charity or the Lowtax daughter's fund. (Sounds like Jarfrey doesn't need the financial help at the moment).

I'd change it to "the internet MADE you stupid" cause its happened by now.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.



It’s in a server somewhere in cyberspace

Probably next to fleshlights or sumthin

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


Fallen Rib

Standing around at the laundromat and looking up at the news on the tv. Ongoing coverage of Biden's climate disaster and all of the refugees are wearing RAP and moof tees

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Just Venmo me the money and I'll make sure you get what you need

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

It’s in a server somewhere in cyberspace

Probably next to fleshlights or sumthin

There's a great business opportunity in there somewhere

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


We could use the shirts as a little inside joke in real life. If you see someone wearing a something is awful tee shirt, you tip your fedora forward and shyly mutter "do you have a staircase in your home?"

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

A quick little mouse!


It's inside you, OP. It's literally inside you, like way up in your rear end in a top hat and if you just keep shoving greasy sofa coins in there you will finally get that poster with the frog from the porno.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

syntaxfunction posted:

Didn't bother checking, do they have Mods Knew merch yet?

Yeah but only in child sizes

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

It’s in a server somewhere in cyberspace

Probably next to fleshlights or sumthin



https://segredosindiscretos.com/en/...4273608550.html

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