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Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


It is the year 50,000,000,000,000 and sex has gotten HOT

ALLAH and his whorishly whorish ARABIAN SEX HAREMS PACKED WITH SEX SLAVES

EVERY DAY AVERAGE JOES GO THERE TO COME 666 TIMES. HOT.

OH MY MY MY

THE CURVES

THE EYES

THE PERFUME

THESE SCHOOL GIRLS R HAWT AZZ FUUUK OH MEOW

CAT GIRRLS

STRRIP CLUUBS

EVERY PUSSY

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

gosh

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


FEELS UNIQUELY DIFFERANTE

DANTE AND HIS 12 INCH DICK

HIS PRICK

HIS TEXAS MASSACRE

HIS TX DANGLER

YOUR DAUGHTERS

YOUR COUGARS

YOUR MILFY MILFY MILK MOTHERS

HOW MANY HOURS OF SEX?

1,000,000,000

A DAY

Dr. Heart Collapse fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Dec 3, 2021

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Come original.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005





That's a lot of sex hours

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


BIG MUSCULAR HEATED MEN PACKING HEAT

THESE MEN R LARGE DUDE

EVEN DUDES R LIEK

LET'S GO

IN THE BACK

HEART ATTACK

BOOBS SHAKING

NURSES WET

STICKY

VERY STICKY

VERY SUBMISSIVE

FALL IN LOVE BY THE DAY

HOW MUCH LOVE? ALL OF IT

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQfxi8V5FA

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


UH UH UH MOM

I'M GONNA FUKCING SQUIRRRT O_O

WAT

IT'S YOUR MOTHER RENEE CRABTREES

I WANT YOU HONEY

1 DOLLAR?

1 DOLLAR??

HERE'S 2 DOLLARS SIS

ON YOUR KNEE HE HE HEES

YAY MY VIRGINITY

MY CHERRY

AND

MY BLUE BERRY

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


can somebody change the thing from poo poo post to something else i'm pretty sure i set it to 'COCK' :)

thx

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet




Slippery Tilde

Hmm, I'm not sure. How many boobs do they have?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hello operator

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


Blue Footed Booby posted:

Hmm, I'm not sure. How many boobs do they have?

you should be sure

i have two

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


collect call

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


Sid Vicious posted:

hello operator

hello sid

here's my pussy

where's your dick?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


everywhere

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

And you're a heart surgeon right?
Wild

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


not a veey good one judging by the name

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


Spinz posted:

And you're a heart surgeon right?
Wild

ya wanna go to outback steak house?

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


Sid Vicious posted:

not a veey good one judging by the name

care for a HEART TRANSPLANT? sweeties

chocolate covered HEARTS

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






it would be cool to be a doctor because you can just write yourself a script for any drug and noone could stop you.

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

it would be cool to be a doctor because you can just write yourself a script for any drug and noone could stop you.

i'd enlist you all on a PSYCHOTROPICAL TRIP

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


On a scale from one to Marion Barry how drugged out are you OP

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


Seth Pecksniff posted:

On a scale from one to Marion Barry how drugged out are you OP

it's actually just me

living in a mental hospital so liek

jus took my meds and sturf

hun

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


Dr. Heart Collapse posted:

It is the year 50,000,000,000,000 and sex has gotten HOT

ALLAH and his whorishly whorish ARABIAN SEX HAREMS PACKED WITH SEX SLAVES

EVERY DAY AVERAGE JOES GO THERE TO COME 666 TIMES. HOT.

OH MY MY MY

THE CURVES

THE EYES

THE PERFUME

THESE SCHOOL GIRLS R HAWT AZZ FUUUK OH MEOW

CAT GIRRLS

STRRIP CLUUBS

EVERY PUSSY

These spam bots for porn websites have become more elaborate.

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


Yaldabaoth posted:

These spam bots for porn websites have become more elaborate.

and they want your sausage

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


Dr. Heart Collapse posted:

and they want your sausage

Please don't refer to my dick as food. It makes it sound like they want to literally eat it.

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


Yaldabaoth posted:

Please don't refer to my dick as food. It makes it sound like they want to literally eat it.

eat my pussy

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


as i spread my tight tight legs

slowly slowly

uh

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


i don't want to

UH

a hundred bucks and i'll let you put it in my rear end for 10hrs straight

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by sebmojo


a mulatto or an albino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


Is your avatar suppose to be a picture of Hawkgirl you picked because she almost looks like she's making the anime sex face?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Help me, my heart surgeon is having a schizophrenic episode lasting over 24 hours

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



gas

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

That's a lot of sex hours in one day they better be paying overtime or sexhavers 69ers are gonna stage a walk out

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet




Slippery Tilde

Every time I see this thread I read the title as "sex Horus"

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


hey op I think someone has stolen your account

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Nah the day he starts making sense will be proof of that

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet




Slippery Tilde

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

hey op I think someone has stolen your account

Next to most recent probe was for a post along similar lines. I think it may be one of those recurring too-drunk events, like how I ended up with an effort bookshelf of comics about centaurs.

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