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Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
It is the year 50,000,000,000,000 and sex has gotten HOT

ALLAH and his whorishly whorish ARABIAN SEX HAREMS PACKED WITH SEX SLAVES

EVERY DAY AVERAGE JOES GO THERE TO COME 666 TIMES. HOT.

OH MY MY MY

THE CURVES

THE EYES

THE PERFUME

THESE SCHOOL GIRLS R HAWT AZZ FUUUK OH MEOW

CAT GIRRLS

STRRIP CLUUBS

EVERY PUSSY

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

gosh

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
FEELS UNIQUELY DIFFERANTE

DANTE AND HIS 12 INCH DICK

HIS PRICK

HIS TEXAS MASSACRE

HIS TX DANGLER

YOUR DAUGHTERS

YOUR COUGARS

YOUR MILFY MILFY MILK MOTHERS

HOW MANY HOURS OF SEX?

1,000,000,000

A DAY

Dr. Heart Collapse fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Dec 3, 2021

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Come original.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


That's a lot of sex hours

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
BIG MUSCULAR HEATED MEN PACKING HEAT

THESE MEN R LARGE DUDE

EVEN DUDES R LIEK

LET'S GO

IN THE BACK

HEART ATTACK

BOOBS SHAKING

NURSES WET

STICKY

VERY STICKY

VERY SUBMISSIVE

FALL IN LOVE BY THE DAY

HOW MUCH LOVE? ALL OF IT

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQfxi8V5FA

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
UH UH UH MOM

I'M GONNA FUKCING SQUIRRRT O_O

WAT

IT'S YOUR MOTHER RENEE CRABTREES

I WANT YOU HONEY

1 DOLLAR?

1 DOLLAR??

HERE'S 2 DOLLARS SIS

ON YOUR KNEE HE HE HEES

YAY MY VIRGINITY

MY CHERRY

AND

MY BLUE BERRY

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
can somebody change the thing from poo poo post to something else i'm pretty sure i set it to 'COCK' :)

thx

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Hmm, I'm not sure. How many boobs do they have?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hello operator

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Hmm, I'm not sure. How many boobs do they have?

you should be sure

i have two

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


collect call

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

hello operator

hello sid

here's my pussy

where's your dick?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


everywhere

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
And you're a heart surgeon right?
Wild

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


not a veey good one judging by the name

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Spinz posted:

And you're a heart surgeon right?
Wild

ya wanna go to outback steak house?

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Sid Vicious posted:

not a veey good one judging by the name

care for a HEART TRANSPLANT? sweeties

chocolate covered HEARTS

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


it would be cool to be a doctor because you can just write yourself a script for any drug and noone could stop you.

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

it would be cool to be a doctor because you can just write yourself a script for any drug and noone could stop you.

i'd enlist you all on a PSYCHOTROPICAL TRIP

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
On a scale from one to Marion Barry how drugged out are you OP

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Seth Pecksniff posted:

On a scale from one to Marion Barry how drugged out are you OP

it's actually just me

living in a mental hospital so liek

jus took my meds and sturf

hun

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Dr. Heart Collapse posted:

It is the year 50,000,000,000,000 and sex has gotten HOT

ALLAH and his whorishly whorish ARABIAN SEX HAREMS PACKED WITH SEX SLAVES

EVERY DAY AVERAGE JOES GO THERE TO COME 666 TIMES. HOT.

OH MY MY MY

THE CURVES

THE EYES

THE PERFUME

THESE SCHOOL GIRLS R HAWT AZZ FUUUK OH MEOW

CAT GIRRLS

STRRIP CLUUBS

EVERY PUSSY

These spam bots for porn websites have become more elaborate.

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Yaldabaoth posted:

These spam bots for porn websites have become more elaborate.

and they want your sausage

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Dr. Heart Collapse posted:

and they want your sausage

Please don't refer to my dick as food. It makes it sound like they want to literally eat it.

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Yaldabaoth posted:

Please don't refer to my dick as food. It makes it sound like they want to literally eat it.

eat my pussy

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
as i spread my tight tight legs

slowly slowly

uh

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
i don't want to

UH

a hundred bucks and i'll let you put it in my rear end for 10hrs straight

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
a mulatto or an albino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Is your avatar suppose to be a picture of Hawkgirl you picked because she almost looks like she's making the anime sex face?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Help me, my heart surgeon is having a schizophrenic episode lasting over 24 hours

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

gas

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's a lot of sex hours in one day they better be paying overtime or sexhavers 69ers are gonna stage a walk out

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Every time I see this thread I read the title as "sex Horus"

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
hey op I think someone has stolen your account

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nah the day he starts making sense will be proof of that

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

hey op I think someone has stolen your account

Next to most recent probe was for a post along similar lines. I think it may be one of those recurring too-drunk events, like how I ended up with an effort bookshelf of comics about centaurs.

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