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i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you

Im drunk
Im listening to yeah yeah yeahs singing maps
Just listened to smahsinng pumpkins singing tonight tonight
Mother went to the hospital today
She was cooking steak and i guess she choked on a piece of it
She is in the ICU on a machine that breathes for her
She might have brain damage
We have to wait for 78 hours, or is it 72, to see what happens to her
I hope to god she’s not a vegetable
I love my mom more than than anything
She created me
She showed me so much of the world
She showed me all kinds of things
She went to the bathroom and choked on a piece of steak
She stumbled out sideways
She fell down and couldn’t breathe
Now she’s on a ventilator
I don’t know what to do, I hope she’s not a vegetable
I punched a wall but she’s still on a ventilator in the ICU
I ran down the street and collapsed but she’s still on a ventilator in the ICU
I don’t know what I’m gonna do
Now I'm listening to Warren Zevon singing desperadoes under the eaves

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

If you're hoping for an incel poem you're poo poo outta luck
I have sixty-nine mentions in the annals of gently caress

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Edit: ok unfunny jokes can take a back seat. I am so sorry you’re going through this. :(

LuckyCat fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Dec 3, 2021

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you

Now i'm mumbling "mother mother mother" like a maniac

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you

My mom is dead

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005


If your mom is actually in the ICU and this is your way of coping then I'm deeply sorry and I hope she recovers soon

if not then:

LuckyCat posted:

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit


If this is a true piem im sorry to hear it hope she is ok

E: drat things took a bad turn in 4 mins

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005


i must compose posted:

My mom is dead
:sympathy:

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you

It's real, it sucks, I ran down the street and collapsed and it didnt help so now I'm getting loaded thanks

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you

Hey folks here's what's funny!

She was an alcoholic my whole life but she sobered up when I had my second kid about 5 months ago!

Then she died!

The aristocrats!

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you

It hurts, people!

My uncle nort
He's sawed off and short
He measures about 4 foot 2
But he thinks hes a giant
When you give him a pint of that goood old mountain dew!

Is your mom dead?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


I'm sorry to hear that. so suddenly too, can't imagine.

here's a mother song for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJXgFdxxG8U

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you

kntfkr posted:

I'm sorry to hear that. so suddenly too, can't imagine.

here's a mother song for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJXgFdxxG8U

I like this

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you

kntfkr posted:

I'm sorry to hear that. so suddenly too, can't imagine.

here's a mother song for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJXgFdxxG8U

I like it! My step-uncle who was a big steely dan fan shot himself a couple months ago. Maybe all the people with good taste are going out!

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I'm sorry for your loss :( I hope you're doing alright OP.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Here's another good Mother song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuQG6_evFc8

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you


This is too cool, no mom would like this.

My mom like collective soul and smashing pumpkins.

And H.R. Giger. And opera! She was a tenor in magic flute.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


you should get a giant h r giger tattoo

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit


im real sorry

existence is torture maybe she is finally free

nesamdoom
Apr 14, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


i must compose posted:

It's real, it sucks, I ran down the street and collapsed and it didnt help so now I'm getting loaded thanks

Sorry for your loss mate. I'm not gonna blame you for gettin gently caress'd. my dad died eleven years ago and I lost the only person that never hated me, I was :trashed: for a week save the times for the viewing and funeral, but I was fully gone the rest of the week. Again, really sorry for ya.

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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Wait they dont gently caress u like i gently caress u

Edit:losing family sucks goondolences

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