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Tonight on DS9, the crew are perturbed when an obscure law is found to be still in effect requiring that a criminal be publicly hanged in the promenade at least once per Bajoran year. Sisko can't override the law due to the prime directive. The day is saved when it is discovered that due to a universal translator error, the law actually requires that a criminal be publicly hung. Bashir volunteers to strip bare in front of Quark's bar, Odo arrests him for public indecency, and sentences him to strip bare in front of Quark's bar. This leads to a legal infinite loop, which is laughed off and completely forgotten by next episode. In the B-plot, Odo develops an eating disorder but no one notices because they didn't realize he ate food at all. They just presumed he photosynthesized or something. This is also never brought up again until the series finale. |
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Buttchocks posted:... laughed off and completely forgotten by next episode. Star Trek writer spotted |
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Jul 21, 2022 21:53
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In a very special episode of Deep Space Nine, Worf is convinced by Dax to try out a new calisthenics program for his birthday. The WWF's Undertaker guest stars and Worf plays Mankind in their iconic 1998 Hell in a Cell match. Once the thumbtacks comes out, Worf lets out the Klingon version of a squee. He disables the safeties and covers himself in holographic thumbtacks, comparing it to the Klingon ceremony of Nih'Poh, where Klingon warriors are body slammed from great heights onto sharp objects to test their courage and resistance to pain. He gains a new appreciation for this masterwork of human history and high culture. His sense of honor is greatly satisfied. |
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Jul 21, 2022 21:56
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Ice Phisherman posted:Tonight on a very special episode of Deep Space Nine, Miles and Keiko are having a baby. O'Brien wants to name it after himself to keep up the family tradition but after an entire episode of petty bickering and several threats of divorce, Miles finally caves. 500 years of O'Brien family tradition are broken when they switch to the metric system and they name the new child Kilometers instead. Ha! |
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Jul 22, 2022 03:55
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Ice Phisherman posted:Tonight on a very special episode of Deep Space Nine, Miles and Keiko are having a baby. O'Brien wants to name it after himself to keep up the family tradition but after an entire episode of petty bickering and several threats of divorce, Miles finally caves. 500 years of O'Brien family tradition are broken when they switch to the metric system and they name the new child Kilometers instead. Miles decides to name a different unit of measure after himself and petitions star fleet to officially recognize it. An official representative from Weights and Measures arrives at DS9, and is assassinated by Garak, who frames himself for the murder so that the unit of measure will be named after a Cardassian. Miles is pissed off until Garak buys him three Garaks of Venusian scotch, enough to last him the rest of his life. |
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Ice Phisherman posted:Tonight on a very special episode of Deep Space Nine, Miles and Keiko are having a baby. O'Brien wants to name it after himself to keep up the family tradition but after an entire episode of petty bickering and several threats of divorce, Miles finally caves. 500 years of O'Brien family tradition are broken when they switch to the metric system and they name the new child Kilometers instead.
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