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lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014


The Jussie Smollet case is going on and I figured it was worth a thread. Do you think he is telling the truth about the events that night?

Or do you think he is providing an untrue depiction of the events that night?


For a refresher:

quote:

On January 29, 2019, American actor Jussie Smollett alleged to the Chicago police that he had been assaulted during the early morning hours at the 300 block of East Lower North Water Street in Chicago's Streeterville by two people he described as white men wearing MAGA hats.[1] He claimed they had shouted racial and homophobic slurs, poured an unknown chemical substance, possibly bleach, on him and tied a noose around his neck.[2]

What do you think? Tell us how this makes you feel. :coolfish:

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


I feel nothing op

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002



The defense has pulled out the ultimate desperation move and apparently claimed that the judged lunged at them.

Televise this trial immediately.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Shartie Fartlett

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



lil poopendorfer posted:

I figured it was worth a thread

:wrong:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof




Jussie Smollett is an anagram of Smelliest Joust.

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

cant stop wont stop


What a name, what a player.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






Jizzie Towelette

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





He might be lying or he might be telling the truth who cares, this country is still a dumpster fire as is the entire planet tbqh and though we don't know what's going on elsewhere in our galaxy or the universe I bet any civilization out there also sucks tremendously.

Just do what you need to do keep food on the table and a roof over your head and stay alive, that's what it's all about. That's all it ever was about. And it's probably all it will ever be about.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



Dave Chapelle told me that he was clearly lying, and Dave has never steered me wrong

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008




quote:


East Lower North Water Street


Make up your loving mind Chicago!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



lil poopendorfer posted:

The Jussie Smollet case is going on and I figured it was worth a thread. Do you think he is telling the truth about the events that night?

Or do you think he is providing an untrue depiction of the events that night?


For a refresher:

What do you think? Tell us how this makes you feel. :coolfish:

I literally don't care or give a single poo poo or know who this person is op, the fact you do worries me

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014


Big Beef City posted:

I literally don't care or give a single poo poo or know who this person is op, the fact you do worries me

it's local news m8, yeah I like to follow it. U gotta problem with that? :flame:

tractor man
Nov 11, 2021



Who want they jussy ate

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Jessie Smellett

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



lil poopendorfer posted:

it's local news m8, yeah I like to follow it. U gotta problem with that? :flame:

Yes

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







William Henry Hairytaint posted:

He might be lying or he might be telling the truth who cares, this country is still a dumpster fire as is the entire planet tbqh and though we don't know what's going on elsewhere in our galaxy or the universe I bet any civilization out there also sucks tremendously.

Just do what you need to do keep food on the table and a roof over your head and stay alive, that's what it's all about. That's all it ever was about. And it's probably all it will ever be about.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

SEXY... defines my posts and my ride


lil poopendorfer posted:

For a refresher:

"On January 29, 2019, American actor Jussie Smollett alleged to the Chicago police that he had been assaulted during the early morning hours at the 300 block of East Lower North Water Street in Chicago's Streeterville by two people he described as white men wearing MAGA hats.[1] He claimed they had shouted racial and homophobic slurs, poured an unknown chemical substance, possibly bleach, on him and tied a noose around his neck.[2]"

What do you think? Tell us how this makes you feel. :coolfish:
This came up in another thread and I find it suspicious. Wikipedia says as if it is an established fact that Smollett described them as "white men," but it only cites to a USA Today article saying that a lawsuit in March 2019 alleged he initially said they were white and changed his story. Many people assume he was publicly going around saying they were "white guys with MAGA hats who recognized him from Empire" which makes the story sound a lot more unbelievable on its face. But when you look for sources about what he said and when it is very unclear if he ever actually identified them as white.

The police are now again accusing him of saying that and changing his story, but this document: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/5726083-Jussie-Smollett-police-report.html that shows up when you google "Jussie Smollet police report" seems to be from the time right after the incident and doesn't mention that at all.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

I thought he already admitted it was all a ruse. And also the guys who he hired fully confessed. :shrug:

I thought I saw that on the local news.

meat police
Nov 14, 2015



Bad Purchase posted:

Jessie Smellett

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

What is green with wheels?
Grass.
I lied about the wheels.


What is with all the hosed up cases happening in november/december

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016



What's this got to do with pussy

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS


Wizard M.....huh. Nevermind.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Isnít this the case where the Chicago PD and DA are basically trying to crucify this guy because he implied the Chicago PD/DA suck at their job and/or doesnít care about minorities? Definitely not suspicious

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million.


Wedge Regret

Justice for Juicy!

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

thread title is a lie, the truth did not come out. ban op

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



You mean Juicy Smuliet?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



Cubone posted:

thread title is a lie, the truth did not come out. ban op

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Schmollet

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005



He rules

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007


I think heís full of poo poo lol

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Spooky Garlic Bread. you will be cursed by having bad Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Big Beef City posted:

I literally don't care or give a single poo poo or know who this person is op, the fact you do worries me

Yeah, I think the gist of this is that Op hates back people.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

SEXY... defines my posts and my ride


Bloopsy posted:

Yeah, I think the gist of this is that Op hates back people.
excuse me, they're called dorsal americans

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Bloopsy posted:

Yeah, I think the gist of this is that Op hates back people.

Really though, who actually does like back people?

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



lil poopendorfer posted:

it's local news m8, yeah I like to follow it. U gotta problem with that? :flame:

stfu bitch

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Jussie Smollett is an anagram of Smelliest Joust.

was looking for a new name for frottage thanks

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Who need they Jussie ate?

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER

Private Cumshoe posted:

was looking for a new name for frottage thanks

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

Soiled Meat

i wish that i had jussie's gurf

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Feb 20, 2004
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Soiled Meat

Martman posted:

This came up in another thread and I find it suspicious. Wikipedia says as if it is an established fact that Smollett described them as "white men," but it only cites to a USA Today article saying that a lawsuit in March 2019 alleged he initially said they were white and changed his story. Many people assume he was publicly going around saying they were "white guys with MAGA hats who recognized him from Empire" which makes the story sound a lot more unbelievable on its face. But when you look for sources about what he said and when it is very unclear if he ever actually identified them as white.

The police are now again accusing him of saying that and changing his story, but this document: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/5726083-Jussie-Smollett-police-report.html that shows up when you google "Jussie Smollet police report" seems to be from the time right after the incident and doesn't mention that at all.

all i know is everything that came out about the incident at the time was straight from the police or a "police source"

so Jussie Smollett could have been up to something or whatever but i'll be hosed if i trust anything a cop reports especially a Fat Chicago Hog

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